DYI *how to mooch a sammich*
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DYI *how to mooch a sammich*
first off find a place, prefferably your parents or your friend or g/f's and break out all the ---- you want on y() sammich
wento the parents and dug in their fridge
WTF Remember to bitch slap your mom for not having fresh bread, i almost threw up when i saw that.
now if this happens dig down to the bottom and try to salvage some bread, luckily i found a couple pieces
next make sure to try to right something in mustard or whatever you want, if your canadian youll probably use mayoniase or some naste ---- like that.
since this isnt your ----, why conserve time to break out everything
i broke out the turkey, ham, pepper jack cheese and sliced pickles
next since you didnt buy this ----, why not try and use it all up?
i used 4 pieces of ham and 4 pieces of turkey and 2 pickles and 2 pieces of cheese
if you want you can always add in a piece in the middle for stability since this joker is gonna be biggg
afterwards take a picture of your big *** sammich to try and make all your fellow HMT members hungray as a ****
wento the parents and dug in their fridge
WTF Remember to bitch slap your mom for not having fresh bread, i almost threw up when i saw that.
now if this happens dig down to the bottom and try to salvage some bread, luckily i found a couple pieces
next make sure to try to right something in mustard or whatever you want, if your canadian youll probably use mayoniase or some naste ---- like that.
since this isnt your ----, why conserve time to break out everything
i broke out the turkey, ham, pepper jack cheese and sliced pickles
next since you didnt buy this ----, why not try and use it all up?
i used 4 pieces of ham and 4 pieces of turkey and 2 pickles and 2 pieces of cheese
if you want you can always add in a piece in the middle for stability since this joker is gonna be biggg
afterwards take a picture of your big *** sammich to try and make all your fellow HMT members hungray as a ****