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so i have to take a drug test for a new job next week, i'm a very occasional pot smoker, last time was about a month ago, any chance I wont pass?

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your fine. trust me, im a habitually smoker and i havent failed a test yet.

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drink lots of viniger and water

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the longest it should last in your system is a week. it stores in fat, so if your a big dude do as the others say and drink water... although, they can hair test.. which can pick up months and months back.

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If you are a heavy smoker it can stay in your system upwards of a month. In the OP's case, he will be fine.

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if its just a urine test and it's been a month like you say, your fine.

if its a hair test, your fucked.


got a new job not to long ago and used synthetic piss in a bag, works great as long as nobody is going to be observing you give the sample.

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If you're a fatty, I'd take some backup measures.

Actually, even if you weren't, I'd spend the $25 on quick fix synthetic urine and be positive I'd pass.

I have passed a piss test the day after I smoked a fat blunt, but I have -1% body fat, so that's probably the reason.

Rule of thumb is it takes a month after you last smoked, but it REALLY depends on the person. Some take longer, others can piss cannabinoid-free holy-water the next day.

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you can not be 1% body fat and be alive

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youll be fine.

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I was being facetious...

-1% isn't even possible, so if you thought I was serious... ::) My point was that my body fat is extremely low, which anyone that has seen me can vouch for. THC is stored in fat lipids, and if you don't have much fat or burn through it quickly, you're going to be "clean" quicker.

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i thought you were serious... :3

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if u are really worried drink tons of water and exercise and sweat that ---- out, its the only way...but if its been a month u r prolly good, its a daily habit of mine it would prolly take me 3 mths to get clean but if its a now and then thing then ur body just dumps it out

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I've seen pictures of Jorsher, and I would have guessed -1.8% body fat.

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Drinking lots of water to clean you is a wive's tale that doesn't do anything... THC is not water-soluble.

Exercise will burn off the fat though...

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I thought water was to dilute the specimen?

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If your piss is too diluted or "clean" looking, depending on the quality of the test, they could have you re-test.

Seen it happen. You should have a certain percent of certain chemicals in normal piss for them to consider a good specimen. Another thing you can do is take some aspirin (forget what specific chemical) and it supposedly throws it off, but that can tip off some testing facilities too.

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It's pretty common nowadays, almost any urine test will fail if it's too watered down.

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go to your loacal head store and buy some testing sticks for a few bucks, then you'll know if you have to worry

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You will be just fine. I'm a heavy smoker and I'm a fat ---- and I pass after 10 days. It really doesnt stay in your system as long as people say it does.

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I am about to smoke a big blunt of bombO SSOOOOOOOOOO............................ ---- a drug test


You should be ok if you haven smoked in awhile

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B vitamin.

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He also get's angry when you try to take away his liquor.

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you can also take a shitload of niacin, this helps you burn fat quickly...

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+1...I have smoked the day before a drug test...I just drink a tablespoon or two of vinegar the night before, and then as much water as I can hold the next day before the test. Make sure you piss first thing when you get up that morning(that is a given for most ppl anyway) as that is your dirtiest piss of the day. Have you a gallon of water in the fridge and drink that ---- as much as you can before the test. Take you two or three more good pisses as well. By the time you go to piss, it'll look like that ---- came out of the faucet. If the test administrator trys to give you a hard time, just tell them you've had problems with your kidneys and the doctors has put you on a strict water regimine.

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A ---- ton of water with vitamin b for color, works most of the time.

I was told, by a heavy smoker, that 'SureGel' from the canning section of the grocerie store is saposta' help you pass. But who knows.

For a job, chances are really good (90%) that you will be in a seperate bathroom, unsupervised. Just switch it with something clean.

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no it doesn't. quit regurgitating stupid ---- you heard from people while you were taking rips off the 6 footer.

in conclusion, you're a ------- retard.

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No, it makes your urine bright neon yellow so it doesn't look like you slammed a gallon of water before walking in the door.

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There's also some ---- called yellow root tea. You used to could buy it already made, but it's not hard to find the roots growing next to a creek or stream. You pull a good bit of the stuff up(the root is actually very YELLOW in appearance) and wash it off, then boil it in a pot of water. Throw away the roots then drink the water once you've let it get cold. It taste's like complete ass, but it does do the job. I've never had anyone give me a hard time when my piss was watered down for a drug test, but it's been a long time since I've had to take one.

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Not all drug tests are real, the company can't afford $100/pop for every prospective applicant. They test primarily on appearance and comportment, unless you got hurt at work then they always always always test.

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most places will adminsiter the home test type things, then if that comes up + they send for the real thing. so if you can fool the cheap test (which isnt very hard) you are set.

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Alright I'm going to school you people on the art of drug testing and the art of circumventing such testing.
Some of above advice given has merrit, some of it is complete FAIL.

!st of all what is being tested for in a urine test is THC metobolites. these are unique substances left over by the breaking down and metabolizing of any given substance you put in your body.
It is for this reason that you could dump an 8 ball of coke into your piss sample and it would still come up clean because it's not the substance itself being tested for.

THC fact does leave a fat soluble metobolites therefore taking longer than most substances to be eliminated from your system.

Water- over dilution of a sample at one time could get you to pass but as above mentioned most test centers will toss these samples out or come back with results as "inconclusive"
this is due to mainly 2 things. A. Color. Vitaman B12 will cure this. B is the specific gravity of the sample. the specific gravity of an overly diluted sample will be much lower and therefore a dead give away you were drinking a shitload of water....which in itself is not illegal so the worst they can do is make you repiss....if you repiss that same day it will still be somewhat diluted but may pass anyways depending on how much of a concentration is in your body.

GoldenSeal - 12 years ago this worked but will most CERTAINLY fail you on even the cheapest of 5 panel dipstick test now.
Vinager- NO
pickle juice - NO
shitloads of water by itself - NO
couple drops of bleach - NO
couple drops of anything - NO


Niacin - Niacin was a GREAT way to pass a test up untill the last year or two. on a strip panel test you may still pass with this method but will fail under a microscope.
most pre-employment test are cheap ones unless its a government or health care related job.

Niacin works in two ways. you all may or may not have heard of "quick caps" sold in most local head shops. Niacin in very small doses does in fact increase the rate in which fat is metabolized and also decreases the ammount of metobolites of any given substance that is acctually synthisized or absorbed into fat cells in your body.
THE IMPORTANT thing that it does. Niacin taken in a VERY high dose, as in 200-500mg which is the average dose of a supplement pill and also 5000% yiour recommended daily allowance works in the exact oppisite of this. by spiking yourself with a high dose of niacin, you have about a 3-4 hour window of time in which virtually NO FAT is broken down into the urine, so even if your dehydrated and pissing budweiser brown, a drasticly reduced amount of fat soluble substances will be in your piss sample.
if you attempt this method be sure to get "no flush" kind which has an additional vitimin in it to stop you from turning beet red and looking like you fell asleep in a tanning bed for 4 hours. it will bring upon a burning sensation that IS NOT pleasant at all.

how much can you have in your system? The average panel test will come up hot with a concentration of 50 or more ppm of THC metobolites. Some test can detect down to 20 ppm.
you CAN NOT absorb enough 2nd hand smoke or "contact high" to piss hot so if you DO get caught don't waste your time with "i was in a room with some friends"

the AVERAGE realistic time it takes 2ave a clean system is 20-24 days but can be alot shorter, or a lot longer depending on your level of fitness.

Masking agents are becoming increasingly harder to use successfully, to the point that your best bet is using a whizanator or a completely artificial/synthetic sample to substitute for your own. That really is the only 110% fail proof way of ensuring that you will pass other than just not smoking ----.


I highly recommend reading the wikipedia on drug testing, there is some very good information on there regarding proceedures and what not.

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Truth.

Let me reiterate. Spend the money on some synthetic urine, and rest peacefully knowing that you WILL pass the test. You cannot fail with guaranteed drug-free urine.

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Mr. Christ,
Thank you for trying to put your foot down and show me, and all of the viewers of this site, who's boss. I'm sorry that it didnt work out for you, but ya know, either did walking around in fruity sandles telling silly stories.. in the end you got pwned by some romans that realized you were full of ----.

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They're doing random at my work now.

No more smokey.

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I smoked the friday before my drug test... drug test was on monday, i didnt use any detox just green tea and water, and i passed. Youll be fine.

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you're a stupid ------- ----. did you even read ocd's response? SMALL, TINY, MINISCULE doses help speed up the metabolism, burning fat at a TINY rate faster than normal. huge doses will do the exact opposite, tard boy. it was a clever attempt at tossing some ---- my way, but as in every other thread you've made a stink in, you've been proven wrong. get bent, cock jockey.

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hate to bring it up from the dead but.... i took like 3 hits on tuesday and have a prob. piss test today been drinkin alot of water and took a niacin pill the other day. i really dont wanna go to jail right now cause i start my new job tomorrow and would be real pissed if this bitch fucked my plans up :1

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If anything YOU fucked your plan up. I took a test after popping xanax and passed, then again they don't all check for benzos. Cross your fingers or go to a head shop and get some fake piss. Just make sure you strap it under your balls, some are getting touchy.

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You obviously didn't read this thread. All of your questions are answered.

The Niacin pill a few days ago really won't help. It is the high-does of niacin that buys you time shortly after taking it. Not days later.

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well shes coming to the house and i dont think shes gonna be all up on my ---- but honestly i dont know if shes gonna test me yet all she told me was she was coming to the house to see how i was doing (i was about to smoke right before she called) ---- this ---- is all around me and non of my friends help they all sit around me and chief blunts all day long like its their job im crossing my fingers that this ---- doesnt come out hot. i just took another pill at 2am its like 430 here now and im drinkin cup after cup of water