Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 

i'm gonna have to second that one. yea...definately a second to that.

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 

Murder her cat and swing it around by the tail.

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 

im buzzing


i ont feel like r------- reading tha5t ----

captain is my god

---- me im turf

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 

you might get guts on you if you do that...maybe just run it over and scoop it up and leave it on her front porch?

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 

I'm going to have not not agree to that one, and mary left so she can't agree to it. don't kill her cat, and don't eat it either.

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 

god damn it woman, you tell me you have to go and you're still posting, am I really that boring?

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 

Nope, if you swing it fast enough, gravity will throw the guts away from you.

Or you could ring the door bell an throw it at whoever answers.


Nah, just throw it through the front window. That'll work.

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 

i don't know, you tell me :o :-*

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 

or we could do that to your dog.

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 

her dog's already dead -----, you'll need to come up with a plan 2.