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HondaTuner 10-01-2004 11:35 PM

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode
The best way to make a girl fall for you is to grab her by the throat and say, "look bitch, you ain't no ninja" :(

LMFAO :P ;D

Honda16hb 10-01-2004 11:42 PM

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 
get the ---- off her nuts ssl2k. I've never been in love with a bitch as much as you are in love with this one. it took me a while, but I've finally come around to the understanding of how ---- works, and then I found it all spelled out with hip terminology at www.fastseduction.com (thanks to whitey for the link) and now my life is better, I don't fall in love with girls for no reason, I don't get hurt by girls.

MakAttack 10-01-2004 11:47 PM

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 
screw her sister...or best friend (your choice) and call her on the phone while doing so and set it on the nightstand while calling out the name of the so chosen above along with other dirty sentences. she'll like it, tell her it's an early christmas present afterwards. ;)

Honda16hb 10-01-2004 11:51 PM

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 

Originally Posted by MakAttack
screw her sister...or best friend (your choice) and call her on the phone while doing so and set it on the nightstand while calling out the name of the so chosen above along with other dirty sentences. she'll like it, tell her it's an early christmas present afterwards. ;)

wow, you make me horny.

GodJockey 10-01-2004 11:51 PM

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 
Self mutilation some times helps.

But seriously, there are tonz of other girls out there. Even though at some piont u two were happy its time to move on. You will find a nice girl and will be happy with her too. So chill about it. and learn to move on and just be happy with what u got.

MakAttack 10-01-2004 11:54 PM

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 

Originally Posted by Kyle

Originally Posted by MakAttack
screw her sister...or best friend (your choice) and call her on the phone while doing so and set it on the nightstand while calling out the name of the so chosen above along with other dirty sentences. she'll like it, tell her it's an early christmas present afterwards. ;)

wow, you make me horny.

i do what i can, mexiCAN 8)

robs99si 10-02-2004 12:01 AM

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 
dude, ssl2k, it aint realy love. it's more like you're a savant and the only chick you know how to talk to is your ex.

MikeJ-2009 10-02-2004 12:02 AM

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 
Go ---- on the hood of her moms car.

MakAttack 10-02-2004 12:03 AM

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 
or her car....or both...share your love with both cars

MikeJ-2009 10-02-2004 12:05 AM

Re:drinking to forget about a gf...
 
Murder her cat.


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