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Xplocivic 03-19-2004 07:25 AM

Re:Dr. Boost lives on the London Bridge
 
Speakin of poopies, I took a deuce yesterday and I thought my ------- brains were gonna go out with it. I filled the ------ toilet half way up! I had to flush 3 times to get it all down. My ass still hurts from that one. Just thought I'd share. ;D

hotrex 03-19-2004 07:32 AM

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awesome one time i swear i took a 4 foot ----.

Xplocivic 03-19-2004 07:47 AM

Re:Dr. Boost lives on the London Bridge
 
Dude, for real, one time I took a ---- and it was just one long turd and it wrapped all the way around the bowl and then some. I was like 17 years old and drinking heavily at that point in my life so maybe thats why it happened. But I wish I had taken a picture. Hopefully someday I can have another steamer of that magnitude so that I can snap a pic and show my grandkids. ;D

hotrex 03-19-2004 11:27 AM

Re:Dr. Boost lives on the London Bridge
 
i drop some magnificent protein logs. one time it stuck straight out of the bowl. it looked like a 3 foot section of 3 inch pipe stickin outta the bowl

imadouche 03-19-2004 11:41 AM

Re:Dr. Boost lives on the London Bridge
 
??? this is a strange conversation

CivicComingSoon 03-19-2004 11:45 AM

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i played a prank on a friend with some ex-lax. i spent like 3 hours making it look like a mini hershy bar, he ate the WHOLE bar ;D , at church he started shitting and it was all over the place, he was on the toilet about 10 hours, hell never steal my omp parts agian ;D

deacon2377 03-19-2004 01:30 PM

Re:Dr. Boost lives on the London Bridge
 

Originally Posted by hotrex
i drop some magnificent protein logs. one time it stuck straight out of the bowl. it looked like a 3 foot section of 3 inch pipe stickin outta the bowl

Those are called Amphibians, b/c they live in both water and out. ;)

yellowcrx6 03-19-2004 01:37 PM

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Those are called Amphibians, b/c they live in both water and out.
i got a huge kick outta that one when i read it. ;D

Dr.Boost 03-19-2004 08:39 PM

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Speaking of my shithole town, it's on MTV right now. That show "Scammers" is shot in Havasu. The bar they are sitting at is called "The Naked Turtle". I did all the electrical on that bar. It sits out almost in the water on a wooden base. It's pretty cool, but small. They also had Kokomos on there. I have been kicked out of that place and arrested and gotten into so many fights in that place. Good times.......
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Xplocivic 03-19-2004 08:45 PM

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Thats all great and dandy Doc, but lets get back on topic! Poo!! Who doesn't love the poo? I know I love poo. Whenever I eat McDonalds, I tend to take massive deuces mere minutes from the time of ingestion. It must be all the oil in the food that lubricates the ---- passage. Or maybe I shouldn't be sticking Mcnuggets up my ass. I just thought about something, if I eat a McChicken does that mean it becomes McNuggets when it comes out of my ass? Hmmmm. Interesting to say the least. ;D


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