Dr. Boost lives on the London Bridge
 

well I was watching the movie "Falling Down" today when I got home, it's some good ----. The police guy who is retiring in that movie from LAPD is moving to Lake Havasu City, AZ home of the London Bridge and Dr. Boost. I thought it was pretty funny.

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The London Bridge is gay. It's way over-rated and the only people that come here to see it come on busses and have sideways eyes. When we were kids we would ---- with those people so hard. They were some rich mo fo's though. :-\

The only tourist attraction here is the ----- at the lake, which is cool with me. ;D
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according to the movie the lake was just a hole filled with mud, can you verify this?

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Well, there was no water under the bridge when they moved the POS here. I don't know WTF they did, but the Colorado River flows through it now. ??? It's some nasty ass water, but thousands of people are swimming in it as we speak/type. :-X You can almost see the turds float past you when you're swimming. :-\
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hella nasty

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omg nasty... that sounds like woodlawn beach in lackawanna when it rains and the sewage treatment plant next door overflows into the lake...just nasty

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did you see one of my turds there that was sent from the sueage plant?

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Dirty?turds? :-Xthats the water were suplied with.......pretty much the whole south west gets there water from there :-X

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yah but its filtered. Those people might as well go swimming in the john.

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id love to drink up on you guys poopies

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Speakin of poopies, I took a deuce yesterday and I thought my ------- brains were gonna go out with it. I filled the ------ toilet half way up! I had to flush 3 times to get it all down. My ass still hurts from that one. Just thought I'd share. ;D

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awesome one time i swear i took a 4 foot ----.

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Dude, for real, one time I took a ---- and it was just one long turd and it wrapped all the way around the bowl and then some. I was like 17 years old and drinking heavily at that point in my life so maybe thats why it happened. But I wish I had taken a picture. Hopefully someday I can have another steamer of that magnitude so that I can snap a pic and show my grandkids. ;D

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i drop some magnificent protein logs. one time it stuck straight out of the bowl. it looked like a 3 foot section of 3 inch pipe stickin outta the bowl

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??? this is a strange conversation

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i played a prank on a friend with some ex-lax. i spent like 3 hours making it look like a mini hershy bar, he ate the WHOLE bar ;D , at church he started shitting and it was all over the place, he was on the toilet about 10 hours, hell never steal my omp parts agian ;D

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Those are called Amphibians, b/c they live in both water and out. ;)

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i got a huge kick outta that one when i read it. ;D

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Speaking of my shithole town, it's on MTV right now. That show "Scammers" is shot in Havasu. The bar they are sitting at is called "The Naked Turtle". I did all the electrical on that bar. It sits out almost in the water on a wooden base. It's pretty cool, but small. They also had Kokomos on there. I have been kicked out of that place and arrested and gotten into so many fights in that place. Good times.......
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Thats all great and dandy Doc, but lets get back on topic! Poo!! Who doesn't love the poo? I know I love poo. Whenever I eat McDonalds, I tend to take massive deuces mere minutes from the time of ingestion. It must be all the oil in the food that lubricates the ---- passage. Or maybe I shouldn't be sticking Mcnuggets up my ass. I just thought about something, if I eat a McChicken does that mean it becomes McNuggets when it comes out of my ass? Hmmmm. Interesting to say the least. ;D

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Man u guys have some fucked up terds

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this conversation is disturbing :-X

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Whats disturbing is the thought that women ----. My wife can drop bombs like no other! She's petite, but she has some of the biggest shits I've ever seen! Thats just not right. How do I know? When you're married you'll know...

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Doc. you guy's have a place called the Naked Turtle? Theres a place out my way called the Naked Fish! I'm serious! :D

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we need to get some clothes for these damn turtles and fish.

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Man I can relate on that one, my wife shits like no other, looks like a ------- brick fell outta her ass. She is also fairly small....

And I gotta say I had a hard time reading throught this thread I laughed my ------- ass off ;D