Don't be a shitty drunk
 

My friend/manager at work turned like 20 or something last night.
So we had a bonfire + fireworks, good times, he got a little shitfaced.
Go to the bar, I dont drink at all, gotta keep an eye on matt and his friends, they are angry drunks so I want to keep them out of trouble. Cant.
The kid punched through the glass at the bar trying to hit someone, pulled down and out, severed his arm like 85%, tore all the tendons, doing 8 hour surgery today, dont know if the arm will ever work again. And everyone else was havign a good time and he fucked himself hardcore and that, and now I have his job.
So don't be shitty drunks, have a good time and get anger management classes or dont drink if you just want to ------- fight when wasted.

Public service anouncement or something, just couldnt belive how this kid fucked himself so bad. He bled like 2 ------- pints on me, I had to throw out all the clothes I was wearing. :X

Re: Don't be a shitty drunk
 

That should be in the wikipedia entry for pwnd.

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Yuri you are old enough to get into a bar?

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What a dumbass. :3
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Re: Don't be a shitty drunk
 

...i recently quit drinking

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+1

Too many better things to do.

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you were after his job the whole time huh

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I'm having a drink right now. :-[ I'm not a stupid drunk though. I drink to a casual buzz and am pretty mellow and "nice". I'm old enough to know I have ---- to lose if I get too stupid. :3
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when im out and i have to pay for ---- im usually fine, but parties and kegs are my downfall since i think im superman and just keep going. basically a really good female friend of mine told me she felt "uncomfortable" around me when i was ripped, and that was the end of it. I picked a hell of a time to stop too, free booze has been coming at me like crazy around 4th of july and ----

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So the story is...

If you want to get promoted, get your friend slash person-with-the-job-you-want drunk and have him cut himself.