Don't be a shitty drunk
 

My friend/manager at work turned like 20 or something last night.
So we had a bonfire + fireworks, good times, he got a little shitfaced.
Go to the bar, I dont drink at all, gotta keep an eye on matt and his friends, they are angry drunks so I want to keep them out of trouble. Cant.
The kid punched through the glass at the bar trying to hit someone, pulled down and out, severed his arm like 85%, tore all the tendons, doing 8 hour surgery today, dont know if the arm will ever work again. And everyone else was havign a good time and he fucked himself hardcore and that, and now I have his job.
So don't be shitty drunks, have a good time and get anger management classes or dont drink if you just want to ------- fight when wasted.

Public service anouncement or something, just couldnt belive how this kid fucked himself so bad. He bled like 2 ------- pints on me, I had to throw out all the clothes I was wearing. :X

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That should be in the wikipedia entry for pwnd.

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Yuri you are old enough to get into a bar?

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What a dumbass. :3
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...i recently quit drinking

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+1

Too many better things to do.

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you were after his job the whole time huh

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I'm having a drink right now. :-[ I'm not a stupid drunk though. I drink to a casual buzz and am pretty mellow and "nice". I'm old enough to know I have ---- to lose if I get too stupid. :3
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when im out and i have to pay for ---- im usually fine, but parties and kegs are my downfall since i think im superman and just keep going. basically a really good female friend of mine told me she felt "uncomfortable" around me when i was ripped, and that was the end of it. I picked a hell of a time to stop too, free booze has been coming at me like crazy around 4th of july and ----

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So the story is...

If you want to get promoted, get your friend slash person-with-the-job-you-want drunk and have him cut himself.

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im gonna try that, but i think id have to get it to work on like 3 people before id get any more money

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any pic of the fucked up arm and your shirt?

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Yeah I'm usually the fun/laid back drunk but a few weeks ago I was jokingly talking ---- to my roommate and said something about his ex and we got into it. I don't remember anything I just woke up on the couch with a bloody shirt and nose.

I've cut back on the drinking but haven't quit.

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Shitty drunks ruin everything. ::waits for this weekend in Vegas:: :S

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Head janitor?

Remorse for missing the last time I was up? :P

Seriously... the girl in question doesn't drink enough. You can do better by the way of female companionship. Try an NA, AA, or preferrably SA meeting to meet women... works great. :P

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sexaholics anonymous ???

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Why do you look confused by that, buk? It's perfect for you... minimal chance of rejection.

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i havent drank in a while, went to the bar last night, got shitty and now i remember why i hardly ever go to the bar.

its way way overrated.

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hv drunk you all!

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:l

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i just wasnt sure it really existed... thought it was just a gag type of thing..

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the funny thing is that she can be a bad drunk too...she said she knows she does it and thats how she could see it in me. blah, for the time being its working out

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-1
jagermeister opwns me.... :-[

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Open up a phone book sometime...

Classic case of projection/transferrence.

Alcoholism is not failure, Jay.

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I drink a little bit a lot, like a beer or two a night. But when i drink to get drunk im just having a good time. I will laugh at anything. I have a friend who likes to check how drunk i am by punching me in the head. He broke two fingdrs and i laughed, didnt even realize he hit me yet

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sounds like he set him up to hurt himself, lol.
knew he was an angry drunk, got him shitfaced and took him to a bar and didn't drink so he could "watch over him", and make sure he punched through a sheet of glass.

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I wasn't there and I couldn't tell you "exactly" what happened, but chances are.....you got your ass kicked. :y :P
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No, I used a friends ID. I look like Im 13, any bartender who lets me in/drink should lose their job. I don't really drink though, so whatever, I just follow the cool kids around.

Found out today he is never regaining full use of his arm. Sucks ----.

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sad but thats a major lesson reminding him to keep himself in control all the time.
Can i see some pic of the fucked up arm :-[ >:D

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I'm going to go visit him at the hospital one of these days (its a few hours, and his job + mine = 12+ hrs/day) so its gonna be a little while. And I'm not going to be like...dude...lets see the fluxcore on the gash!
::)

Still can't belive how fucked that is though. :3

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Tell him he's an idiot.
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I think they should graft his penis nerves and muscles in place of his damaged arm tissues. That way, he has both hands so he can be a functional, productive human... and so he cannot contaminate the rest of the world with his filthy cracker seed.