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luderone 02-05-2004 11:32 AM

Dirty Sanchez
 
Next time you get a girl in the sack try this. and if you already have a girlfriend or wife than don't think about it, the outcome won't be nice when she punches your ass off the bed. http://www.comedyboard.com/cbimages/5003392.gif

quickcrx702 02-05-2004 11:44 AM

Re:Dirty Sanchez
 
that ---- was boring me. i was about to say ---- it and not watch anymore, but then the end came. the ending was funny, but i swear that ---- was like 5 minutes stupid ass dialogue just to get to the joke.

88crxSi 02-05-2004 11:53 AM

Re:Dirty Sanchez
 
no no no... the Dirty sanc. is old and easy stuff.. you gotta try "The Hoodeney" (spelling).

can't explain now cuz its too graffic for work.. more to come.

projekteg 02-05-2004 12:01 PM

Re:Dirty Sanchez
 
oooh oooh, maybe if i got laid, i could try these :-\ either my wifes vagina is broken, or it's getting filled somewhere else, it's alright though, i have lots of porn dvd's ;D

88crxSi 02-05-2004 12:25 PM

Re:Dirty Sanchez
 
:-X

Dayuum! Kevin, seriously.. figure that sh&t out man. If my GF/Wife was gettin her "fill" elsewhere.. Have you asked her straight up?

projekteg 02-05-2004 01:10 PM

Re:Dirty Sanchez
 

Originally Posted by crx88Si
:-X

Dayuum! Kevin, seriously.. figure that sh&t out man. If my GF/Wife was gettin her "fill" elsewhere.. Have you asked her straight up?

yeah, i'm just playin about that part. but since she had our baby, she has no sex drive, so i get it once a week at the most, but usually once every two weeks. i told her to take her ass to the doctor and get some hormones or something, i can't take this ---- anymore. she doesn't cook, clean, or pay any bills, she better start ------- at least >:(

jung4g 02-05-2004 01:51 PM

Re:Dirty Sanchez
 
Cartoon, equals slow, but funny,

Dudes, you shouldn't have to put up with a chick that doesn't do anything, that's just lame... make a women do ;), their part...

jake2001z001 02-05-2004 05:40 PM

Re:Dirty Sanchez
 
a girl jerking you off while she is behind you blowing on ur -------, RUSTY TRONBONE HAAAAAAAAAA

d16forlife 02-05-2004 05:44 PM

Re:Dirty Sanchez
 
A straberry short cake.......kind of mean but its when you cream on her face and then give her a blooby none.

Or a blumpkin is when your taking a ---- and getting a blow jod :-X

durden 02-05-2004 05:50 PM

Re:Dirty Sanchez
 
haha me and my friends always joke about that ----

btw i thought the "strawberry shortcake ::)" was really the jellydonut...oh well still good
hoodeny (however you spell it) is doin it doggystyle and then hockin a lugee on her back so she thinks your done and then when she turns around blow her in the face ;D



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