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Dirty Sanchez
Next time you get a girl in the sack try this. and if you already have a girlfriend or wife than don't think about it, the outcome won't be nice when she punches your ass off the bed. http://www.comedyboard.com/cbimages/5003392.gif
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that ---- was boring me. i was about to say ---- it and not watch anymore, but then the end came. the ending was funny, but i swear that ---- was like 5 minutes stupid ass dialogue just to get to the joke.
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no no no... the Dirty sanc. is old and easy stuff.. you gotta try "The Hoodeney" (spelling).
can't explain now cuz its too graffic for work.. more to come. |
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oooh oooh, maybe if i got laid, i could try these :-\ either my wifes vagina is broken, or it's getting filled somewhere else, it's alright though, i have lots of porn dvd's ;D
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:-X
Dayuum! Kevin, seriously.. figure that sh&t out man. If my GF/Wife was gettin her "fill" elsewhere.. Have you asked her straight up? |
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Originally Posted by crx88Si
:-X
Dayuum! Kevin, seriously.. figure that sh&t out man. If my GF/Wife was gettin her "fill" elsewhere.. Have you asked her straight up? |
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Cartoon, equals slow, but funny,
Dudes, you shouldn't have to put up with a chick that doesn't do anything, that's just lame... make a women do ;), their part... |
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a girl jerking you off while she is behind you blowing on ur -------, RUSTY TRONBONE HAAAAAAAAAA
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A straberry short cake.......kind of mean but its when you cream on her face and then give her a blooby none.
Or a blumpkin is when your taking a ---- and getting a blow jod :-X |
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haha me and my friends always joke about that ----
btw i thought the "strawberry shortcake ::)" was really the jellydonut...oh well still good hoodeny (however you spell it) is doin it doggystyle and then hockin a lugee on her back so she thinks your done and then when she turns around blow her in the face ;D |
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no no no, hoodeney crap or whatever, A donkey punch is when your doing her in the bumb and you spit on her back and she'll turn arouynd to see and thats when you ------- knock her right in the face, she faints, her ass cheeks clench, and your happy, then you can get the hell out of there and not pay the bitch. and when you do it, you have to yell "donkey PUNCH!
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lol that and the strawberry shortcake are sooo mean. guys are suck jerks. :P
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lol, that's crazy ----.
What is it called when you blow a load on a chicks stomach, spit in her face and leave? ??? I have been wondering if there was a term for it or not. __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
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That called a "Doc Boost" ;).
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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
lol, that's crazy ----.
What is it called when you blow a load on a chicks stomach, spit in her face and leave? ??? I have been wondering if there was a term for it or not. |
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Yeah, but does it have a name? I might have invented that one if nobody else has come up with it. ;)
This bitch cheated on me like 7 times and told me directly to my face that she fucked this guy I hate and had gotten in a fight with a few nights before. I couldn't think of a better way to tell her I love her. :-* __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
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holy ------ lag batman. boost musta been watching it over and over ;D
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The Dirty Sanches is classic! Check out lots more at http://www.dirty-proverbs.com/
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hahaha, that site has all the good ones. good find
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mung :
Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth. Good one |
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mung : Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth. |
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ROTFLMAO
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Originally Posted by Tomo_HC3D
mung :
Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth. Good one |
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Agreed. It's also highly illegal. :-\ I don't even know where you would or how you would go about doing something like that. :-X I wonder if it's ever been done?http://www.frioseg.cl/~anfrey/forums/barf.gif
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well do you know what the term "relative humidity" is.......................
its the sweat on your balls when your ------- your cousin!! |
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