daughter swallowed a magnet
well my 4yo swallowed a magnet twice teh size of an M&M.
should i let it pass or go to the ER. i think i should let her try to poo it out but if she cant poo go to the ER |
Re: daughter swallowed a magnet
she will probably poo it out, just don't be feeding her metal
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was it just one magnet? if it was more than 1 they could get attracted to eachother while in her intestines and that would mean surgery. if it was just one, id say let her crap it out. i doubt the doctor would say anything different.
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Re: daughter swallowed a magnet
check the poop to make sure it passes, if it doesn't take her in.
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Originally Posted by onlyflash944
was it just one magnet? if it was more than 1 they could get attracted to eachother while in her intestines and that would mean surgery. if it was just one, id say let her crap it out. i doubt the doctor would say anything different.
it was just one (according to my 7yo) i figure if i take her to the Dr. now they will just wait to see if she drops a deuce then make a decision so instead of waiting in the ER with piles of sick and drunk people my plan is to wave a peice of steel in the shitter and she if any terds start swimming i am def not gonna give her x-lax but is there any food that speeds up the digestive sytem?? |
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coffee speeds it up for me. also green leaf veggies.
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Originally Posted by 90boostdaccord
coffee speeds it up for me. also green leaf veggies.
coffee and a 4 year old...... you wanna baby sit?? :S |
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Originally Posted by Racintweek
coffee and a 4 year old...... you wanna baby sit?? :S Hahaha, VRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! :S Let her ---- it. As long as she doesn't have any bionic limbs she should be alright. :l __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
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if she has a pacemaker, it can be trouble :8
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it should go though her system within a day.
i'm a parent too, and there is no way i'd wait around though to see what happens. i don't know if an x-ray is safe with a magnet, but i'm sure it can't hurt to ask. on a side note, if the 7 year old was present when the magnet was eaten, she'd be getting a tanned hide from dad for letting it happen. |
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Get it out with a bigger magnet! ;)
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Re: daughter swallowed a magnet
Originally Posted by weiRtech
on a side note, if the 7 year old was present when the magnet was eaten, she'd be getting a tanned hide from dad for letting it happen. she told me her sister put it in her mouth but when i got there it was too late (i'll be hearing this again in 10 years >:( ) |
Re: daughter swallowed a magnet
prunes help you poo
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ahh yes the prune juice...forgot all about that stuff.
update: lots of pee, no poo or magnet |
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My beagle came across a rain soaked rawhide bone and ate the ENTIRE thing (gotta look out for that stuff) She didnt eat for like 2 days and was in pain... It was pretty hardcore. The vet said to make sure she drinks water and it should pass. Sure enough it did and shes fine :8 A small magnet would have been cake!
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Baby bin laden ate a calculator battery and I wasn't trippin, but the wife had to take him in to find out that he would ---- it out within a day, which he did, just like I said. She'll ---- it out, and if not, sodomize her with a magnetic screwdriver.
No charge on that consultation. You're welcome. |
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Fiber should speed up the process. Baked beans, prunes, apples, and cereal are all good choices.
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Re: daughter swallowed a magnet
Originally Posted by losesomethinbra
My beagle came across a rain soaked rawhide bone and ate the ENTIRE thing (gotta look out for that stuff) She didnt eat for like 2 days and was in pain... It was pretty hardcore. The vet said to make sure she drinks water and it should pass. Sure enough it did and shes fine :8 A small magnet would have been cake!
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The Doctor would just charge you $7000 to tell you the kid will be fine and ---- it out in a day or so.
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Go to Wal-Mart and pick up some Bene-Fiber. Only supposed to use 1 tbls 3 times a day. I tried all 3 at once..... 2 hours later I was shitting worse than the :8 restaurant, or just get some Colon Blow. Give her one dose and take the rest. Might as well get a detox in while you're at it.
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Re: daughter swallowed a magnet
Tell your wife to cook some food.
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Re: daughter swallowed a magnet
Originally Posted by Racintweek
coffee and a 4 year old...... you wanna baby sit?? :S |
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coconut milk
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i usto eat those light brite bulb thingys all the time when i was a young lad.. my mom always woundered why i was shitting out rainbows of colors haha :6
wow i miss that ----, i love the 80's. but deffinet chocking hazzard right there.. they didnt give a ---- when we where kids. http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3...htbriteqw8.jpg :D dont worry she will poop it out ;) |
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Haha, lite brite was cool!
Maybe with the fiber and all those lax, you could add a little bit of oil to help lubrification. (I'm not joking) Olive oil is better for health. |
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Screw olive oil, give her a few table spoons of mineral oil
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Re: daughter swallowed a magnet
Originally Posted by doug684
I'll give my kid Mountain Dew and drop him off at the baby sitters.
grandpa chip's war medals aren't getting thrown off the bridge we'll dinner is commencing here at the house. she is allowed to eat what ever she wants in hopes the big deuce will happen sooner |
Re: daughter swallowed a magnet
Originally Posted by Racintweek
she told me her sister put it in her mouth but when i got there it was too late (i'll be hearing this again in 10 years >:( ) |
Re: daughter swallowed a magnet
put ur hand in a plastic bag then "grab and smash" when she poop :1
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Re: daughter swallowed a magnet
Originally Posted by losesomethinbra
My beagle came across a rain soaked rawhide bone and ate the ENTIRE thing (gotta look out for that stuff) She didnt eat for like 2 days and was in pain... It was pretty hardcore. The vet said to make sure she drinks water and it should pass. Sure enough it did and shes fine :8 A small magnet would have been cake!
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Make sure she doesn't eat any other magnets and she should be ok. If she somehow ingest another one they could connect at different points in her intestine and cause permanent, possibly lethal, damage.
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I ate a few pennies as a kid and they passed no problem, I would give it some time it will probably be fine, ER sucks ass.
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well she has gone to bed, she isnt asleep yet so maybe she'll take a dump before she passes out. if not i'll have to inspect her morning glory for shrapnel :-X
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Re: daughter swallowed a magnet
Originally Posted by weiRtech
on a side note, if the 7 year old was present when the magnet was eaten, she'd be getting a tanned hide from dad for letting it happen.
hmmm. yea beating your children is the answer to everything |
Re: daughter swallowed a magnet
Originally Posted by weiRtech
it should go though her system within a day.
i'm a parent too, and there is no way i'd wait around though to see what happens. i don't know if an x-ray is safe with a magnet, but i'm sure it can't hurt to ask. on a side note, if the 7 year old was present when the magnet was eaten, she'd be getting a tanned hide from dad for letting it happen. |
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I hope you guys aren't serious, I'm sure Aaron would never beat his kids. Nothing wrong with a good spanking to teach them a lesson though.
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Re: daughter swallowed a magnet
Originally Posted by Racintweek
my plan is to wave a peice of steel in the shitter and she if any terds start swimming
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Haha good thread. GL with your daughter. In 10 years you and her will talk about how you dug through her ---- together. She'll be fine. Kids are damn near indestructable except in cases of extreme injury.
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castor oil. works like a charm. btw xrays are fine with magnets, thats the point of the xray, shows up bright white wherever it is.
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Originally Posted by 5thGenLx
castor oil. works like a charm. btw xrays are fine with magnets, thats the point of the xray, shows up bright white wherever it is.
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