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kain 10-14-2004 07:34 PM

Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
cmon, i mean even drugstores sell simple green. i asked the guy at the counter and he was like whats that?

they should have exhams to make sure you know your ---- before you get hired. that way you could really help people. rather than a bunch of mexicans that say "que??"

SpankedYA! 10-14-2004 07:36 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
You are right but you would fail for not being able to spell exam.

SkunT 10-14-2004 07:39 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
what did he misspell

87na_rx7 10-14-2004 07:43 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
im trying to get on @ an autozone, but i like calling them and asking them for a fan belt for an accord ;D

biggmike 10-14-2004 07:46 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
if you remember anytime you deal with a person in a store that the world in general is incompotent then you will be fine. you are smarter than them they just work there for $5.15hr. they dont get paid to know a damn thing.

kain 10-14-2004 07:46 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
man i wish they knew atlleast what simple green was.

Reddy 10-14-2004 07:47 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
thats what you get for honking babies

accordepicenter 10-14-2004 07:56 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
hahah it reminds me of the look i got when i was runnin around sears one day in the hardware department and asked the guy if they carried JB weld... he gave me the WTF are you talking about look....

robs99si 10-14-2004 07:57 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
if only it was at autozone. when i went to get injector seals to put in the dsm 450s' at napa, the guy said the stock number i wanted wouldn't fit my car.

kain 10-14-2004 07:59 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 

Originally Posted by trebor_nordap
if only it was at autozone. when i went to get injector seals to put in the dsm 450s' at napa, the guy said the stock number i wanted wouldn't fit my car.

bwa ha ha ha ha

AgentMurdoc 10-14-2004 07:59 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
why go to autozone to buy simple green? Go to wal mart, target or the grocery store, it'll probably be cheaper than autozone too.

con 10-14-2004 08:04 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
You dont need simple green, you need some nair or neet.

robs99si 10-14-2004 08:06 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 

Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
why go to autozone to buy simple green? Go to wal mart, target or the grocery store, it'll probably be cheaper than autozone too.

w3rd, oil filters for hondas are $1.98 at walmart, when they have them. i bought 5 filters for my car on the openning day of a new walmart that openned up 4 blocks from my place.

accordepicenter 10-14-2004 08:58 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
yeah ricer-zone sucks... but having seen the rejects that work at wal mart im gonna say that their people are worse

Captain Bruteforce 10-14-2004 09:05 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 

Originally Posted by accordepicenter
yeah ricer-zone sucks... but having seen the rejects that work at wal mart im gonna say that their people are worse

I work at Autozone and I don't think the stuff they sell there is rice

kain 10-14-2004 09:07 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
kain looks at his avatar and then looks at his post. kain then sharts himself.

Dr.Boost 10-14-2004 09:08 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 

Originally Posted by kain
kain looks at his avatar and then looks at his post. kain then sharts himself.

I don't get it. ???
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Captain Bruteforce 10-14-2004 09:08 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 

Originally Posted by kain
kain looks at his avatar and then looks at his post. kain then sharts himself.


your just a jealous hater

HondaTuner 10-14-2004 09:13 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 

Originally Posted by Dr.Boost

Originally Posted by kain
kain looks at his avatar and then looks at his post. kain then sharts himself.

I don't get it. ???

I do.. that actually was quite clever. Wow, kain was clever, who da thunk :P

your car does look like a rice mobile.. and you've lost all respect you could've ever had for having "clubsi.com" in your sig :P

accordepicenter 10-14-2004 09:15 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
well i guess ricer zone isnt as bad as pep boyz

kain 10-14-2004 09:25 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 

Originally Posted by Captain Bruteforce

Originally Posted by kain
kain looks at his avatar and then looks at his post. kain then sharts himself.

your just a jealous hater

yeah i sure am. i wish i had a pos as bad as yours.

ssl2k 10-14-2004 10:08 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
i called a local parts store and asked them if they had some spark plugs for my buddy's deisel and he said he didn't have in stock, b ut he could have them tomorrow morning...

lol...wtf

Cray91 10-14-2004 11:36 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 

I work at Autozone and I don't think the stuff they sell there is rice
Then you are rice. If any part of it glows or light up, it is rice. There is no auto parts store that doesn't sell rice.


if only it was at autozone. when i went to get injector seals to put in the dsm 450s' at napa, the guy said the stock number i wanted wouldn't fit my car.
He probably thought that you were that dumb. No offense to you but people are idiots when it comes to cars. He probably just thought you were a confused ricer.

Last week I went into checker and had to wait in line b/c these two guys told the clerk they needed a water neck for a 91 Ford Grand Maquise. The clerk then looked it up and got mad at them because she couldn't find the part anywhere. I had to tell her that it is a mercury. I wanted to slap the stupid middle aged bitch.

typert 10-14-2004 11:53 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 

Originally Posted by kain
man i wish they knew atlleast what simple green was.

Don't they put stuff on shelves at your autozone? Is it a Drive through or something?

G2turbo_terror 10-14-2004 11:56 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
I avoid autozone at all costs but its hard when I can get a new clutch master cylinder for 32.00 less then everyone else. I had to wait 20min for the part to get orderd. The guy had to call up another store and they kept blowing him off. Now thats professional.

robs99si 10-14-2004 11:59 PM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 

Originally Posted by Captain Bruteforce

Originally Posted by kain
kain looks at his avatar and then looks at his post. kain then sharts himself.


your just a jealous hater

yo playa that crx is the bomb kid. why you hattin fuuuu!.
crx owner, or captain brute force as you prefer to be called. you like your crx and i and others here think it looks ricey, maybe 4 years ago i would've liked it. i too owned altezas :'(

Captain Bruteforce 10-15-2004 12:39 AM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 

Originally Posted by trebor_nordap
yo playa that crx is the bomb kid. why you hattin fuuuu!.
crx owner, or captain brute force as you prefer to be called. you like your crx and i and others here think it looks ricey, maybe 4 years ago i would've liked it. i too owned altezas :'(


Why is it that when a Supra wing is on a Supra its not rice but when I put it on my CRX than its considered rice? The only reason I have the wing is for the downforce and better handling

Cray91 10-15-2004 12:40 AM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
http://www.newbieforces.com/files/uncle_ben.gif


Who's that driving that car. OMFG Its Uncle Ben.

typert 10-15-2004 12:51 AM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 

Originally Posted by kain
kain looks at his avatar and then looks at his post. kain then sharts himself.

It's called a bitter irony.

87na_rx7 10-15-2004 02:10 AM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 

Originally Posted by Captain Bruteforce
Why is it that when a Supra wing is on a Supra its not rice but when I put it on my CRX than its considered rice? The only reason I have the wing is for the downforce and better handling

HAHAHAHHAA, thats some funny ---- right there, sig material even

kain 10-15-2004 05:04 AM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
bwa ha ha ha. BEND OVER BITCH!!!


Cray91 10-15-2004 05:05 AM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
Hey I already am using that Kain.

I suppose it is dumb enough for 2 people to rock that as a sig

kain 10-15-2004 05:07 AM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
hellz yeah.

this guy cracks me up,

better handling? LOL

Cray91 10-15-2004 05:08 AM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
Gotta keep them drive wheels planted baby.

kain 10-15-2004 05:12 AM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
poor missguided soul.

kain 10-15-2004 05:21 AM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 

Originally Posted by typert

Originally Posted by kain
man i wish they knew atlleast what simple green was.

Don't they put stuff on shelves at your autozone? Is it a Drive through or something?

yah they do, but instead of simple green, its ghreen bullshit. i was like, wheres your simple green. he was like, we have something thats green.
i was like, no man, just forget it.

robs99si 10-15-2004 10:08 AM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 

Originally Posted by Cray91
http://www.newbieforces.com/files/uncle_ben.gif


Who's that driving that car. OMFG Its Uncle Ben.

captainbruteforce, your altezza, supra wing rockin, engine reving days at a stop light are comming to an end. :-* take off the supra wing, body kit, get a paint job the same color your car came in from factory, and then post up with that in your avitar.

SkunT 10-15-2004 10:29 AM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
a wing for downforce on a FWD car.

can you please explain to me how this works? i know the ricers have there definition, but...i want the real explination.

can you please explain this to me?

one agentMurdoc 10-15-2004 10:31 AM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
you see it's a completely valid claim, the supra/shopping cart wing is soo big that it actually creates downforce in the front also, so it's like lowering your car, but only in high speeds. Hardcore yO!

SkunT 10-15-2004 11:25 AM

Re:Damnit autozone blows dong.
 
LOL. this reminds me of a focus i once saw. he had the oldskool apc 3 tier wing, no ---- his car leaned to the back at about 50mph there was so much downforce. :P
100% serious.


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