Cops and their bullshit
 

Cops stories? plz share...

I've been pulled over 18 times now since january 1st of this year, all verbal warnings except 1 "click it or ticket" which cost me $100. Here a few reasons why:

No front plate x3
Tabs partially covered x2
Tint too dark x2
Turn too wide x1
White tail lights x2
Flicked a cig. out the window x1
No seat belt x1
45 in a 30 x1 (no ticket!)
other random bs I cant remember x5

I guess I could put my plate on, un-tint my windows and drive slower but ---- that.

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no front plate in the ef, got off because the cop looked at my brackets and they were rusted off.
driving to late in a rich town. Let go when cop realised i was white and i just had a shitty car. Official reason was that my licenes plate light was out. But i gout out of the car to check it, and it was fine.


Now that I dont drive a car that doesn't look like a beat peice of ----, or draws any type of attention to it. I dont ever get pulled over.

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If you NEVER want to get pulled over again, buy a 1996 Camry. You could be roasting 85mph down the highway past a cop and not get pulled over in a camry.

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:1 Keep it up and you will be riding the bus.

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---- the police.
no license plate
blinkers not working
tabs expired
speeding 5-6 over
pulling to wide-when i was clreary still in the lines
running red light
running stop sign
wreckless driving
to loud exhaust
took off to fast
ect...
a few times they have thanked me for having my seat belt on when i just sliped it on right before they hoped out of there car.

its true. but ---- the police

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for being a sand ------.

true story.

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advice:

stop driving like a jackass, jackass

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Yeah no ----. How about OBEY the law.

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YEA homie your one badass mofo....---- the police y0!!

There are things called LAWS and you have to OBEY they or you get TICKETS
For instance:
Maybe a nice officer was driving along and heard a (1) loud exhaust (2) take off too fast (by the way they call that exibition of speed) and (3) speed 5-6 over the limit so he follows you and sees you (4) run a red light, then proceeded to (5) run a stop sign. You've allready earned yourself a ticket but then he watches you take (6) too wide of a turn with (7) no blinkers on. So he pulls you over and realizes that not only are you (8.) missing a ------- plate, but the plate you do have has (9) expired tabs. Then you pull the whole "---- the police attitude" acting like you didn't do ---- wrong and he had no reason to pull you over so he writes you for the (10) wreckless driving you were doing.

What he should have done though was ask you if you had been drinking when you told him "I was clreary still in the lines"

I can only imagine how funny that was. Someday you will learn how stupid you sound ;D

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haha you funny. im not the one who started this thread. and i know theres laws and thats why i got pulled over. i was just saying ---- the police to be funny. by the way i am badass lol. and your crazy. i was just letting the original poster know that theres other people getting pulled over too for the same stuff.

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how about a jaguar... i had a 97 xj6 and would run red lights and not get pulled over :P

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also a lot of these happened over 2-3 years ago. i have been driving over 5 years so its not like this all happened over night. i have owned about 9 different cars. some of them are not the prettiest sight and had problems. like 1 blinkers did not work(i always use my blinkers sometimes they are broke)2. my car didnt have a mounting spot for my license plate and didnt want to ruin the bumper by putting it on so i put it in my window.(washington has laws that it must be mounted. but i say who cares. ok?)3. tabs expired. the dmv sends everyone but me a letter saying there tabs are goign to expire in a month or so.(i really didnt know my tabs were expired how many people really go out everytime they drive and look at them. not me)4. being drunk and pulling to wide.(the ------- cop was literally a half a mile down the road. he was just bullshitting himself a reason to pull me over.)5. running stop signs and stop lights.(its going to take a ------- idiot not to know that its illigal. dont tell me you have never ran a red light/stop sign.LOLZ your mr. perfect that never does anything dangerous.)6. loud exhaust. (haha damn how many people here have loud exhaust?)i dont know where to even begin... do you like modified cars? i have 3" exhaust both on my 95 civic and my 84 supra. im guilty throw me in jail do whatever you want. just dont ---- the police. because thats to badass for me. 7. wreckless driving. im not perfect all the time. also cops will be asses about this and claim anything they think is wreckless, wreckless even if the court doenst think so.

who the ---- cares what b18turboef thinks. your car doesnt get to wreckless speeds. because your running on 1 1/4in exhaust. full entirior, emergency kit in back, spare tires in back to be the good samaritian. always driving speed limit, never breaking a single law.

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I didn't know cops could pull you over for flickin cigs. Here in Ct i would have sworn that i learned in drivers ed that the only thing you could legally throw out your window while driving was a cigarette :1

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You're not following the law, yet it's the cops bullshit. :S

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in washington its a 900+ fine for throwing out a cigerette. its pretty crazy because its not like the people smoking are rich. so it pretty much ruins them.

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also the real bullshit is the way a cop will lie to someone just so they will confesse to something or so they can twist the words around so they can use it in court. if any of you dont know, dont say anything to a cop. if they ask you if you know why you got pulled over you say no officer i was hoping you could tell me, if they want to search your car say you dont consent to searches, if they try questioning you about stuff either dont say anything, or you say i would like to speak to my lawyor first. even if you think you have a good reason for what you are doing they will twist whatever you say. thats bullshit. this other stuff is why is a cop picking on me when he could be doing something worthwhile. dont we pay there saleries? shouldnt they be stoping ------- theives from stealing our cars or our stuff. why is this cop bugging me when someone is out there beating his wife. why cant he be looking over those finger prints i gave him last week about my ---- getting stolen and he doesnt even care. why?
sometimes in different towns, in different communities, in a different part in the world perhaps, there are different people(meaning different cops), sometimes they do what they want sometimes they just dont care sometimes they just like picking on you. where you live, might not be anything like where i live. so dont think that just because cops dont pick on you that they dont pick on people like you elsewhere.
im i wasnt justifing anything i did or saying it was legal. i know what i do sometimes is illigal, or not what people like. but 99% of the time im just trying to get to point a to point b just like everyone else. most of the time i was getting pulled over i was actually on the job. and wasnt actually doing anything so it was sorta bullshit. have you ever been pulled over for stoping at a stoplight but not counting to 3? ya thats bullshit. if its clear and you stoped and you can see for a mile each way...you guys need to calm down. how many people were at the last nw hmt meet and just trying to have some fun burning out downt the ------- street think that was cop bullshit? ya according to where i live you guys would of been in a ------- bandwagon to jail. and im not joking or just saying that. the cops have a right to ticket any of you if there was a witness to wreckless driving. so ---- the police or not. you tell me have you ever did a burnout or pelled out on the street? then the things i posted is nothing compared to the bullshit you should of been in.

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Yes thats me. Slowest car in the world, never break a law. I've had my fair share of tickets, 14 actually. I lost my license prior to turning 18. I was young and stupid, but I learned and haven't been pulled over for a long time. Maybe someday I'll drive a car with stripped interrior, no emergency kit, no spares and a super duper loud exhaust!

I was merely making a point of how retarted you sound bitching about your tickets, you deserved them all, and yes I realize you didn't get them all at once. Your very very very good at making fun of me, I'm actually crying with my spare tissues I carry in my "good samaritan" mobile lol

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lol i actually didnt get tickets for any of those and wow less tickets then you.
i did talk up your good samaritian vehicle though huh? lol
i just dont like people talking crap about my driving when they probilby do the exact same thing i have. i dont get pulled over for most of that stuff anymore just like you said. i have been ticketed for speeding i have been ticketed for running a stop light, i have been ticketed for wreckless driving. and i have goten several of them off because the cop was bullshiting or i did a plead bargain and said i wouldnt get another ticket for a year. when i first turned 16 i never got pulled over or giving a ticket till i was 17 . i may have goten pulled over a lot but i only have about 4-5 tickets on my record in the past 3-4 years. and im fighting a traffic charge as we speak. no ones perfect, and if your far from it dont be chastizing others it makes you seem like a idiot. we are men here not little 4th graders that is going to listen to some bum off the road saying hes had a rough life and not to follow what he did. sorry it sounds like i was bitching lol. i was just going with the flow of the thread. if i know there was going to be a bandwagon of haters against this thread maybe i shouldnt of posted huh? or not...

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no hard feelings, i was givin you a hard time...its hmt busta

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Yeah, jags still draw attention though. They just know they're going to have to go to court because you have a lawyer :P

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Yea just the other week got pulled over doin 35 in a 30, cop says why are you goin so fast, your doin 55 in a 30, i was like uhhhhhhhh, no i wasnt, i was doin like 35, he goes oh yea thats still over the speed limit right, i was like uh yea but i wasnt goin 55, he goes no i said 35, after that he writes that i was doin 45 on the ticket, i was a target right when he say me, it didnt matter if i was breakin the law or not, i got fucked.

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This is a useless thread.

It should be titled, "I can't pull my head out of my ass, so I get rightfuly stopped by the police"

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tight. i overreacted. i was like ---- THE POLICE NIG NOGS

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Haha good point. but they still pulled me over in the benz's ???


good. fine them 1900+ i hate you fuckers that throw cigarettes out the window. :3 Not rich, smokers would be rich if they quit. a pack a day at 5 dollars a pack is 35 dollars a week and ~140 a month which is 1825 a year. Smoke 2 packs a day? double it. smokers are rich.

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LOL you guys take this thread way too seriously.. :S

I would like to point out I still have a clear driving record ;)

Really I was just jokin around. Although every time I get pulled over it is for a valid reason don't try to act like I would get pulled over doin that same ---- (flickin a cig, turnin "too wide") if I were 40 drivin my bmw m3...

Chill out have fun with it :)

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hmm, things ive been written or pulled over for in the last year:

reckless driving
speeding x5
driving without lights
avoiding an intersection
loud exhaust x3
expired inspection
no front plate
no particular reason or a made up reason x2

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ya thats what i dont understand. with all that money they are throwing away each day i cant believe they cant stop smoking. that must be one addiction. becuase thats one thing i wont do is throw money down the drain. im tight unless its for my car. but then im still tight at times.

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In California the only thing that can come from your car is water and bird feathers. True story.

It has something to do with the truckers carrying birds and not being able to help it.

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anyone here from maryland :1

i lived in severn md for a year and the one thing i never forget is driving near baltimore and on every stop light looking down near the curb theres like piles of cigarettes :1 people would empty there ash trays and ---- :1

was funny as hell cause the whole time i was there i never saw anyone dump.. but every light curb was ------- full of cigarette butts ;D well.. from either cars.. or the drug dealers standing on the corners :P :1

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Lol yea, and the cig violation I got was actually from my friend tossin his cig out... needless to say I quit smoking in my car in feb. and have givin it up all together sinceearly may ;D

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did u say something to him when he gave u that? please tell me you are atleast going to court?

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if I was a cop I would be very ---- about:
1. turning or changing lanes without a turn signal
2. driving too slow in the left lane
3.flicking cigerettes out the window, a few flew in my sunroof before, plus I had a bad fuel leak also.
4. seat belts
5 lifted trucks, reason the lights are directly in your eyes when the drive behind you.
6.hondas with 18" chrome rims
7. domestic cars that gets away with ---- that imports dont get away with, like modified exhaust, engine swaps big tires etc.

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not true.....i got my first speeding ticket im a 1998 camry in a road that had a 4 mile strech with out any lights....and i was goin like 10 over and the cop wrote 30+ and tried to prove that i was high.....

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lol thats just plain sad :l

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Only 2 times I got pulled over were within like 5-10 minutes of eachother, dumbass town cop was told by some little old lady i was doing like 65 past her house (impossible btw), looked like he was going to draw when I had to open my door (window crank was busted), called me a "hotdog", said "one of these days someones gonna pull you out of your car and beat your ass down" etc etc... drunk off his ass... later pulled me over at my house, told me i was speeding... 1) he wasnt behind me, he couldn't have known 2) i wasnt speeding... bleh

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How do you get pulled over in a camry? did you have a system or something :l

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you have only been pulled over 2 in your life? you are smooth.

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no system.....this thing is ALLLLL stock...and i still got pulled over....i guess he thought camry's were the new age hot rods.....sinnce i was cruzin with my non tinted windows...and stock wheel caps....

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#1 I lived in AZ, and went down to Mexicali's 1/8'th mile track. I was following a friend (in a faster car) and I didn't know my way back out of MEX. I was really pushing that 88 auto 4dr civic and trying to keep up with him. Apparently, I ran a ALTO(stop) sign and saw flashing lights in the rear view. Pulled over, I rolled down the window. Policia came to the window and started speaking Espanol to me(I"m White). My buddy in the back seat was Mexican, and stepped out of the car, to speak with him. He handed the cop his ID with 40.00 american underneath, Cop liked it, said "Go". We left, and finally found our way out of MEX. That was a scary time...

#2 I now live in CA, and went back to AZ to visit friends and family. I was still young(19ish) and had the blue(hyper white crap) turn signals. Cop wrote me up for impersonating a government vehicle. I get home, research the law, decide to fight the ticket, and a few months later I drive 5 hours back down and win(sorta) the case. they had me still pay the court fees and another fee, totalling 55 bucks? If I would have just paid the ticket it would have costed me almost as much money as I spent on gas/food/ticket that I ended up spending, and I got to see the moms and friends. That was a great experience ::)

#3 About 3 years ago, I was at a friends house, and they were drinking/smoking. I have never given in to that stuff, so I'm as sober as sober gets. I was taking a girl home(her own house, lol) @ about 2AM and I got pulled over(still the same white 88 4dr auto civic) for speeding(LIE!). I was asked if I had been drinking, and said "No". I was then asked what I was doing out so late. I said, Taking her to her own house safely. He could tell she was wasted, and kinda nodded his head at me, and said ," get her home safely". I left, and he followed. As soon as we pulled up to her house, He jammed out.

Only REALLY close call, I thank God for this one...

Driving by myself back from AZ to Cali, I was antsy to see what the newer swapped Rex could get up to. It was farmland for about 50 miles, and a 2 lane the whole way. I take the back roads, due to the lack of police presence, lol. I probably was up over 125, and I come up on a big tree with a black and white sitting there. I said, "damn, I'm going to jail". I pulled over promptly without being prompted( he hadn't even left his "spot" yet) and about 5 minutes later, I see him cruising on up to my car. As he got closer, it was evident he was not slowing down. He completely passed me by, with not even a look. I was flabberghasted! He didn't write me up, I didn't go to jail, and I didn't have to become "friends" with Bubba. I almost cried, I was so happy/relieved. needless to say, I went about 2 under the Speed limit all the way back home.

I've grown up a bunch since then and Pretty much follow the rules now. Every now and then I'll give it some gas, but other than that, there's nothing I need to do, to get in trouble.

-josh-