Cops and their bullshit
06-17-2006, 03:16 PM
#1
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Cops and their bullshit
Cops stories? plz share...
I've been pulled over 18 times now since january 1st of this year, all verbal warnings except 1 "click it or ticket" which cost me $100. Here a few reasons why:
No front plate x3
Tabs partially covered x2
Tint too dark x2
Turn too wide x1
White tail lights x2
Flicked a cig. out the window x1
No seat belt x1
45 in a 30 x1 (no ticket!)
other random bs I cant remember x5
I guess I could put my plate on, un-tint my windows and drive slower but ---- that.
I've been pulled over 18 times now since january 1st of this year, all verbal warnings except 1 "click it or ticket" which cost me $100. Here a few reasons why:
No front plate x3
Tabs partially covered x2
Tint too dark x2
Turn too wide x1
White tail lights x2
Flicked a cig. out the window x1
No seat belt x1
45 in a 30 x1 (no ticket!)
other random bs I cant remember x5
I guess I could put my plate on, un-tint my windows and drive slower but ---- that.
06-17-2006, 03:20 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Re: Cops and their bullshit
no front plate in the ef, got off because the cop looked at my brackets and they were rusted off.
driving to late in a rich town. Let go when cop realised i was white and i just had a shitty car. Official reason was that my licenes plate light was out. But i gout out of the car to check it, and it was fine.
Now that I dont drive a car that doesn't look like a beat peice of ----, or draws any type of attention to it. I dont ever get pulled over.
driving to late in a rich town. Let go when cop realised i was white and i just had a shitty car. Official reason was that my licenes plate light was out. But i gout out of the car to check it, and it was fine.
Now that I dont drive a car that doesn't look like a beat peice of ----, or draws any type of attention to it. I dont ever get pulled over.
06-17-2006, 03:24 PM
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Re: Cops and their bullshit
Originally Posted by strandmo
Cops stories? plz share...
I've been pulled over 18 times now since january 1st of this year, all verbal warnings except 1 "click it or ticket" which cost me $100. Here a few reasons why:
No front plate x3
Tabs partially covered x2
Tint too dark x2
Turn too wide x1
White tail lights x2
Flicked a cig. out the window x1
No seat belt x1
45 in a 30 x1 (no ticket!)
other random bs I cant remember x5
I guess I could put my plate on, un-tint my windows and drive slower but ---- that.
I've been pulled over 18 times now since january 1st of this year, all verbal warnings except 1 "click it or ticket" which cost me $100. Here a few reasons why:
No front plate x3
Tabs partially covered x2
Tint too dark x2
Turn too wide x1
White tail lights x2
Flicked a cig. out the window x1
No seat belt x1
45 in a 30 x1 (no ticket!)
other random bs I cant remember x5
I guess I could put my plate on, un-tint my windows and drive slower but ---- that.
06-17-2006, 03:29 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 1,983
Re: Cops and their bullshit
---- the police.
no license plate
blinkers not working
tabs expired
speeding 5-6 over
pulling to wide-when i was clreary still in the lines
running red light
running stop sign
wreckless driving
to loud exhaust
took off to fast
ect...
a few times they have thanked me for having my seat belt on when i just sliped it on right before they hoped out of there car.
its true. but ---- the police
no license plate
blinkers not working
tabs expired
speeding 5-6 over
pulling to wide-when i was clreary still in the lines
running red light
running stop sign
wreckless driving
to loud exhaust
took off to fast
ect...
a few times they have thanked me for having my seat belt on when i just sliped it on right before they hoped out of there car.
Originally Posted by 90dx
:1 Keep it up and you will be riding the bus.
06-17-2006, 04:30 PM
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Posts: 1,489
Re: Cops and their bullshit
Originally Posted by salesmonkey
---- the police.
(8.) no license plate
(7) blinkers not working
(9) tabs expired
(3) speeding 5-6 over
(6) pulling to wide-when i was clreary still in the lines
(4) running red light
(5) running stop sign
(10) wreckless driving
(1) to loud exhaust
(2) took off to fast
ect...
a few times they have thanked me for having my seat belt on when i just sliped it on right before they hoped out of there car.
its true. but ---- the police
(8.) no license plate
(7) blinkers not working
(9) tabs expired
(3) speeding 5-6 over
(6) pulling to wide-when i was clreary still in the lines
(4) running red light
(5) running stop sign
(10) wreckless driving
(1) to loud exhaust
(2) took off to fast
ect...
a few times they have thanked me for having my seat belt on when i just sliped it on right before they hoped out of there car.
its true. but ---- the police
There are things called LAWS and you have to OBEY they or you get TICKETS
For instance:
Maybe a nice officer was driving along and heard a (1) loud exhaust (2) take off too fast (by the way they call that exibition of speed) and (3) speed 5-6 over the limit so he follows you and sees you (4) run a red light, then proceeded to (5) run a stop sign. You've allready earned yourself a ticket but then he watches you take (6) too wide of a turn with (7) no blinkers on. So he pulls you over and realizes that not only are you (8.) missing a ------- plate, but the plate you do have has (9) expired tabs. Then you pull the whole "---- the police attitude" acting like you didn't do ---- wrong and he had no reason to pull you over so he writes you for the (10) wreckless driving you were doing.
What he should have done though was ask you if you had been drinking when you told him "I was clreary still in the lines"
I can only imagine how funny that was. Someday you will learn how stupid you sound
06-17-2006, 04:48 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 1,983
Re: Cops and their bullshit
Originally Posted by B18TurboEF
YEA homie your one badass ****....---- the police y0!!
There are things called LAWS and you have to OBEY they or you get TICKETS
For instance:
Maybe a nice officer was driving along and heard a (1) loud exhaust (2) take off too fast (by the way they call that exibition of speed) and (3) speed 5-6 over the limit so he follows you and sees you (4) run a red light, then proceeded to (5) run a stop sign. You've allready earned yourself a ticket but then he watches you take (6) too wide of a turn with (7) no blinkers on. So he pulls you over and realizes that not only are you (8.) missing a ------- plate, but the plate you do have has (9) expired tabs. Then you pull the whole "---- the police attitude" acting like you didn't do ---- wrong and he had no reason to pull you over so he writes you for the (10) wreckless driving you were doing.
What he should have done though was ask you if you had been drinking when you told him "I was clreary still in the lines"
I can only imagine how funny that was. Someday you will learn how stupid you sound
There are things called LAWS and you have to OBEY they or you get TICKETS
For instance:
Maybe a nice officer was driving along and heard a (1) loud exhaust (2) take off too fast (by the way they call that exibition of speed) and (3) speed 5-6 over the limit so he follows you and sees you (4) run a red light, then proceeded to (5) run a stop sign. You've allready earned yourself a ticket but then he watches you take (6) too wide of a turn with (7) no blinkers on. So he pulls you over and realizes that not only are you (8.) missing a ------- plate, but the plate you do have has (9) expired tabs. Then you pull the whole "---- the police attitude" acting like you didn't do ---- wrong and he had no reason to pull you over so he writes you for the (10) wreckless driving you were doing.
What he should have done though was ask you if you had been drinking when you told him "I was clreary still in the lines"
I can only imagine how funny that was. Someday you will learn how stupid you sound
