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Cool Cop
ok, so today... I drove my car to my buddies house, he lives couple houses down, I am comming out of my drive way, see no one... so tot Id make a small run down my street... :P haha ------- huge mistake... at the corner there was an undercover cop.. aperantly he just moved in the naiborhood, haha our area is new so houses still get build, any way his out side, looks at me and waves, I am like ok, didn't know he was a cop at the time, I pull up! his like "hey you shouldent do that! I am an andercover cop, and Ill bring you in! 'shows badge' I have a kid, plus we are naibors now! so please don't do that here! go some where on the street where theres no body... 'looks at my hat' Orange County Chopers? huh! good stuff... you drive 2 fast but your a cool kid!" I am like ----! I am sorry! I didn't see no one so tot Id have a lil run! "yeah but theres lots of kids on street you goto wach out for them!" sorry sir! wont hapen again! I drive away!
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Cops beat the ---- out of me, and let the cop dog chew the ---- out my leg, cariest thing in my life, fvck the police
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haha u should have done a burn out when u left
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heh, sure he was undercover? I did a dowie in front of someone and they tried to pull the 'oh...im undercover blah blah blah' thing and pulled out a 'badge' and said he was gonna send a fine to my house. Never happened. Next time I see him Im gonna run the fucker down
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sounds legit, but yea ive seen some posers in my days to
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speakin of cops, we got this cool cop here in my town. me and a couple friends where talkin with him when out of know were theres some hot chick getting into her car. so the cop ran her plates for us to see who she was, and what town she was from... hahahahaha
there are some cool cops out there ;) |
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I think the reason that the cop let you go has something to do with spenser.
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you guys are jokes!... stop being mean to SpensorIsGay. ;D
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If i was that cop I would of given your ass a ticket for wareing an orange county chopers hat.
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why?.. I love Chopers and I suport orange county chopers... so what's the problem?... 8)
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so the mother fuckers try? well atleast you try fools. hahah, cops aren't cool, example
cop: hey, you do know what you just did was stunting, and I could get you a four hundred dollar ticket? me: was it, it was a mistake, sorry. cop: liscnece and rigistration...? me: here you go buddy cop: I am not your buddy!!!! me: o, ok, dude. cop: I am not your buddy, and I am not a dude, now get the ---- out the car me: o ----. Dude walking by on the street: thats what yo uget for driving a honda! me:---- you fag, I don't see your car.. cop: shut up, I'm calling your mom, to tell her your getting a 400 ticket. me: ok, but you'll have to tell god, cause shes dead. cop: heres your ticket, now get the hell out of my town, if i ever see this loud ass red car here again, I'm gona yank it! hahaha true story. don't call the cop your buddy, or a dude. |
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I don't get that whole deal; I mean yeah they make choppers... every city in america has a shop that makes them. It's nothing special. I think a cool show would be regular joes doing their own garage work and laughing about all the ghetto rigging and shortcuts they do while drinking beer. THen, quite possibly, then atleast one person would learn something from the show instead of " learn how to rebuild and engine if you have a full shop" or "learn how to replace a suspension with a lift and a team of trained mechanics" or "watch a team of train mechanics do a bunch of bullshit in a garage in order to win a set of tools that you wish you had" or...
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Originally Posted by Doofnoil
I don't get that whole deal; I mean yeah they make choppers... every city in america has a shop that makes them. It's nothing special. I think a cool show would be regular joes doing their own garage work and laughing about all the ghetto rigging and shortcuts they do while drinking beer. THen, quite possibly, then atleast one person would learn something from the show instead of " learn how to rebuild and engine if you have a full shop" or "learn how to replace a suspension with a lift and a team of trained mechanics" or "watch a team of train mechanics do a bunch of bullshit in a garage in order to win a set of tools that you wish you had" or...
junkyard wars, monster garage, these are all cool shows, do not knock them. OCC is a different story, it's more of a, "lets try and add some add ons to a already designed and fabed bike in a imaginary timelimit, well yelling at each other all the time cause one of us works slow" If i was gona pay what OCC asks for just a normal bike, i would want it custom made, like jessy james bikes. |
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you live with your parents...
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Originally Posted by Doofnoil
you live with your parents...
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do they know you're gay?
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yeah, well I got the hat free, so yeah... ;D I still like the show, they just ---- ouround all the time, it's good fun and a good time killer... 8)
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Originally Posted by B18B_CIVIC
yeah, well I got the hat free, so yeah... ;D I still like the show, they just ---- ouround all the time, it's good fun and a good time killer... 8)
o yeah, doofnoil, your trick question is retarted, for the last time, I'm not gay, and I don't want you for my love slave, so shut the ---- up. |
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it's okay, I'm sure your dad won't disown you, maybe you two will have something in common.
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I think he likes me! ;D :-* LMAO!
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why does everybody always pick on S.penser ???
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I dunno?
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holy ---- i just realised i stayed up until it was light outside
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Originally Posted by leth
holy ---- i just realised i stayed up until it was light outside
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yeah me 2... :o it's freeking 6:11am ---- I am out of here!
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same time zone as me
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yep...time to put on some coffee..
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it's 4:17 here, i'm gona go watch saving private ryan in a minute, hahaha.
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join the national guard and you get that treatment all the time. I was driving up a one way street, with no lisence, expired plates, no city sticker, and radio bumping with 3 jl 10s in the trunk in a sound zone. I got popped and he said next time take this route to get home its quicker. much love back home for us service men
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shaving ryans privates,
I was visiting my mom in florida ,and I was driving my moms kia optima(sick car lol) I pulled out of my hotel and got pulled over, I'm like "whats up officer" he says "licence and rergistration" me "what did I do", he said You were driving without your lights on",(Its like 6:00pm barely geting dark and its a filly lit street)Im like sorry about that officer(and turn my lights on)he says"I flashed my lights at you twice" I say "I didn't see you sorry officer and my girlfriend didn't see you either" so he makes me wait while he runs my ---- then come back with a $90 fine I say "wtf" "this is bull ----" my girl friend says "what a dick" then he asks me too step out of the car. me "---- this ---- you suck dick, this is bull ---- and you know it" him "get out of the car" so I reluctantly get out and he makes me put my hands on his hood while he gets something out of his can (and hes got a dog thats going apeshit in the car, and I had pulled over in a denny's parking lot and people were gathering because I was yelling) anyway he comes back with a ink pad and takes my finger print because he said I didn't look like my picture on my licence, than he says "you can leave" I say "---- off" then I go and I never paid the fine because it wasn't a offence here in vermont sorry about the long ranting story fuckers |
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Originally Posted by Spenser
Cops beat the ---- out of me, and let the cop dog chew the ---- out my leg, cariest thing in my life, fvck the police
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Back in high school,-4 years ago-I had my Chevy Nova. 72, 350, I used to show it, R.I.P., anyways, it was my daily driver and being from Indiana, I had to deal with the snow in the winter. So one day I pull into the school parking lot, it had the slick snow on top of the parking lot. So I busted a few doughnuts, landed it in the parking space, through it in park and walked in the school like nothing happened. Later that day the principal yell my name through the hall *----* I go to him, and he points to his office *----*. We go to his office, he shows me the tape(they had it on camera) and says do you have anything to say....I said, can I get a copy of that? Make a longer story shot, I ended up parking my car at the church accross the street the rest of the year.
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Originally Posted by sccaeg
Back in high school,-4 years ago-I had my Chevy Nova. 72, 350, I used to show it, R.I.P., anyways, it was my daily driver and being from Indiana, I had to deal with the snow in the winter. So one day I pull into the school parking lot, it had the slick snow on top of the parking lot. So I busted a few doughnuts, landed it in the parking space, through it in park and walked in the school like nothing happened. Later that day the principal yell my name through the hall *----* I go to him, and he points to his office *----*. We go to his office, he shows me the tape(they had it on camera) and says do you have anything to say....I said, can I get a copy of that? Make a longer story shot, I ended up parking my car at the church accross the street the rest of the year.
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smokey tire dougnut infront of my school in my moms old grand cherokee, so much smoke came in through the seat belt holes everyone inside was coughing, hahaha, anyway principle comes up to us after says
principle: whos owns that jeep me: that whie one over there? prince:yes me: well jimmy does principle: where is he? me: just parking it again. principle:whats his last name me: umm, i think its doyle, jimmy doyle principle:he goes to this school? what grade? me: yeah, grade 12 prinicple: thers no kid in this school with that name... me: are you sure (i walk away wuickly hahaha) cop comes and talk to me after school, gives me all this bullshit, i tell him i have no idea what he's talking about, then he tells me he's gona charge me, and all this bullshit, it was sweet. |
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we were caming otu at the school for our last day last weekend. all the ricer kids in my class were trying to do burnouts in lame ass cars like geo storms and cavs so i go get in the celica smoke the tires like nothing in the back parking lot. stoped the gaynes of the geo pronto. turns out the dean of students was sitting and watching us. he comes over and asked who owned the black celica and i said i did he called me over to his truck and he was like "that was pretty badass ive never seen a front wheel drive car do that. you kids need to chill out and stop doing ---- like this before i have to shut you guys down because im responsible for you all tonight so just chill out with the cars and do what your doing"
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Originally Posted by nummbr7
shaving ryans privates,
I was visiting my mom in florida ,and I was driving my moms kia optima(sick car lol) I pulled out of my hotel and got pulled over, I'm like "whats up officer" he says "licence and rergistration" me "what did I do", he said You were driving without your lights on",(Its like 6:00pm barely geting dark and its a filly lit street)Im like sorry about that officer(and turn my lights on)he says"I flashed my lights at you twice" I say "I didn't see you sorry officer and my girlfriend didn't see you either" so he makes me wait while he runs my ---- then come back with a $90 fine I say "wtf" "this is bull ----" my girl friend says "what a dick" then he asks me too step out of the car. me "---- this ---- you suck dick, this is bull ---- and you know it" him "get out of the car" so I reluctantly get out and he makes me put my hands on his hood while he gets something out of his can (and hes got a dog thats going apeshit in the car, and I had pulled over in a denny's parking lot and people were gathering because I was yelling) anyway he comes back with a ink pad and takes my finger print because he said I didn't look like my picture on my licence, than he says "you can leave" I say "---- off" then I go and I never paid the fine because it wasn't a offence here in vermont sorry about the long ranting story fuckers Personaly I've had pretty good luck with cops. I've had two 95+ in 50s and I only have 2 points on my licence and a few hundred dollars total tickets paid. |
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Cops suck and West coast or orange county choppers suck, they are bike ASSEMBLERS not builders. They order parts and bolt em up. >:(
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Originally Posted by nummbr7
I go and I never paid the fine because it wasn't a offence here in vermont sorry about the long ranting story fuckers |
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Originally Posted by B18B_CIVIC
Originally Posted by sccaeg
Back in high school,-4 years ago-I had my Chevy Nova. 72, 350, I used to show it, R.I.P., anyways, it was my daily driver and being from Indiana, I had to deal with the snow in the winter. So one day I pull into the school parking lot, it had the slick snow on top of the parking lot. So I busted a few doughnuts, landed it in the parking space, through it in park and walked in the school like nothing happened. Later that day the principal yell my name through the hall *----* I go to him, and he points to his office *----*. We go to his office, he shows me the tape(they had it on camera) and says do you have anything to say....I said, can I get a copy of that? Make a longer story shot, I ended up parking my car at the church accross the street the rest of the year.
TO all of you still in highschool, make the best of it. I wish everyday I culd go back. School is the easiest thing in life. Dont ---- it up..... |
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Driving my moms 3.0 v6 accord today, lol got pulled over by undercover...
haha I kid you not, same ------- cop! except on the job, lol ok, this morning I had some things to do in the city, so I had to look nice and ----, haha! I took my moms accord, and I was driving on Chingousy, ------- trafic... and this laday was driving slow as ----! sighn says 60kms she was doing 40kms I know cause I was stuck behind this bitch for a good 5-10min. any way I get road rage and the Linkin Park cd is cranking, lol.. I get pissed and ------- pass her, and this is a single high way, I drove on the other side, honking my horn and ------- slamed it into 2nd was doing like 80kms, 2 sec later I see an anmarked inpala, flashing lights and a hand that shows me pull over!... haha you guy will think I am full of ----, but honest to god! that same ------- cop pulled me over, except now his on the job, ok get this... "COP COMES TO MY WINDOW" Me: yes I know I was speeding officer, and I am sorry, I am late for an interviw, I give him my drivers licecence, ownership, and insurance...lol Him: "gigaling" looks at me and says " do you remeber me?" Me: oh ----!, and I am LMAO Him: I tot I told you to wach your speed! Me: being a smart ass! you did! but you also told me to go speed some where, else... so that's what I was doing... lol Him: Lafghing, says Ill be right back don't go no where! 2 min pass.. comes back... Him: Whos name is the car in? Me: It's my step dads, he has a diff last name... Him: ok, well I am gona tell you this once more, wach your speed, I am gona let you off with a warning this time, you know I could of had you on doing double the speed limit, having 2 insurance papers, and ownership not signed, you dad has to sing here... Me: ok, thank you officer, and have a nice day... Him: Drive safe!... Me: being a smart ass again, what's the speed limit here? 80?... Him: no 60! Me: oh, okay... thanks... and I am gone... lol ----! I was shiting my pants when I saw him!... :o What a cool ------- cop!... ;D |
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