A Christmas Poem I Think You Will All Enjoy!!! :)
 

T'was The Night Before Christmas
And All Through The House
Everybody Felt Shitty
Even The Mouse,

Mom At The -----house
And Dad Smoking Grass
I'd Just Settled Down
For A Nice Piece Of Ass.

When Out On The Lawn
I Heard Such A Clatter
I Sprung From My Piece
To See What Was The Matter,

Then Out On The Lawn
I Saw A Bid Dick
I Knew In A Moment
It Must Be Saint Nick,

He Came Down The Chimney
Like A Bat Out of Hell
I Knew In a Moment
The Fucker Had Fell.

He filled All Our Stockings
With Pretzels And Beer
And A Big Rubber Dick
For My Brother the Queer

He Rose Up The Chimney
With A Thunderous Fart
The Son Of A Bitch
Blew The Chimney Apart

He Swore And He Cursed
As He Rose Out of Sight
Piss On you All
And Have A Hell Of A Night.


I Laughed throughout the whole thing!

Mike G

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good job retard.

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ur poem isnt long enough. you might as well finish it.. make make this thread suck a little less.

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Grab a rope nigglefuck

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x2

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this ricer one is better....

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I’m the star of the action,
But I know I’m in trouble when V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM’s sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver back off just to give me a holler,
"You can’t win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.

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I liked that one lol ;)

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One hell of a night I open up the IE
Trying to go on line and hitup HMT.
but the dam screen said i am out of memory
I said what the ---- this whole night is crazy

without HMT i feel like i lost all my hommies.
I miss Steve'hotrex-Doc-JD and their BS :P

i know it suck but i couldn`t think of anything else :P

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haha, the guys are hard on ya Mike

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No Biggy, They are all a bunch of circle jerking little boy fuckers.

I thought it was pretty funny since my 60 yr old aunt sent it to me!