A Christmas Poem I Think You Will All Enjoy!!! :)
T'was The Night Before Christmas
And All Through The House Everybody Felt Shitty Even The Mouse, Mom At The -----house And Dad Smoking Grass I'd Just Settled Down For A Nice Piece Of Ass. When Out On The Lawn I Heard Such A Clatter I Sprung From My Piece To See What Was The Matter, Then Out On The Lawn I Saw A Bid Dick I Knew In A Moment It Must Be Saint Nick, He Came Down The Chimney Like A Bat Out of Hell I Knew In a Moment The Fucker Had Fell. He filled All Our Stockings With Pretzels And Beer And A Big Rubber Dick For My Brother the Queer He Rose Up The Chimney With A Thunderous Fart The Son Of A Bitch Blew The Chimney Apart He Swore And He Cursed As He Rose Out of Sight Piss On you All And Have A Hell Of A Night. I Laughed throughout the whole thing! Mike G |
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good job retard.
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ur poem isnt long enough. you might as well finish it.. make make this thread suck a little less.
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Grab a rope nigglefuck
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Originally Posted by jagojon3
Grab a rope nigglefuck
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this ricer one is better....
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I’m the star of the action, But I know I’m in trouble when V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM’s sing, My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing, I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining, All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining, In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past, Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver back off just to give me a holler, "You can’t win them all," he says in fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing," I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night. |
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Originally Posted by NBLKID
this ricer one is better....
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I’m the star of the action, But I know I’m in trouble when V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM’s sing, My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing, I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining, All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining, In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past, Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver back off just to give me a holler, "You can’t win them all," he says in fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing," I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night. |
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One hell of a night I open up the IE
Trying to go on line and hitup HMT. but the dam screen said i am out of memory I said what the ---- this whole night is crazy without HMT i feel like i lost all my hommies. I miss Steve'hotrex-Doc-JD and their BS :P i know it suck but i couldn`t think of anything else :P |
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haha, the guys are hard on ya Mike
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No Biggy, They are all a bunch of circle jerking little boy fuckers.
I thought it was pretty funny since my 60 yr old aunt sent it to me! |
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Originally Posted by Mike G
I thought it was pretty fun when my 60 yr old aunt gave it to me!
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Originally Posted by NBLKID
this ricer one is better....
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I’m the star of the action, But I know I’m in trouble when V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM’s sing, My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing, I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining, All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining, In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past, Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver back off just to give me a holler, "You can’t win them all," he says in fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing," I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night. all right this one is'nt about christmas but I wrote it myself which is more than you can say about your ricer one, this is my ricer one and I thought the first christmas one was pretty funny My wing is 8ft tall so much downforce beat all ya'll cruisin with my altezza taillights got a 500lb stereo for the braggin rights 18 seconds in the quarter mile 0-60 yeah it takes awhile I pass you, and put on the 4ways even though you were slowing down for the turn lane got 15horse by putting a the vtech sticker on my toyota after the race I point at the badge and say booh yah Its got light up windsheild washer squirters to afford that I had to flip 15 burgers neon keeps things bright when I drive by, everyone says thats tight took out my seats, took off my door panels added a 27inch with a satalite that gets 500 channels led light up exhaust tip yeah dog you know its the ---- my primered black body kit, is held on with lines that zip I'm in a delusion and think my ride is quick but when I drive it everone looks at it like its sick yeah my engine is smaller than a pop bottle but you can almost feel the trq. when I hit the throttle rolling with no hubcaps make you think think I got racing rims the color of black You driving a classic man thats whack, you got a bench seat how are you supposed to lay back plus you aint got the vtack interior is spray painted blue but I tell everyone that it came like that new stickers straight up from super street but on my'n I made it say super sweet the engine is covered in wire looms looks like I though it up while on shrooms I got non domestic on the back window go in a race and lost to a ford pinto theres bondo where I had my moldings unsanded, unprimered, I think its gonna start crumbling Yeah thats mesh in the grill makes me look more serious behind the wheel went to pep boys and bought my interfooler makes my ride look that much cooler whats next on my rides list to do? rollin around looking fly making all the haters say bo hoo hoo. |
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Originally Posted by skinnye
all right this one is'nt about christmas but I wrote it myself which is more than you can say about your ricer one, this is my ricer one and I thought the first christmas one was pretty funny |
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not bad and im not even going to attempt this one...
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---- it, it's Christmas, I'll have a little fun too
It was the night before Christmas, when all through the land, Not a tuner was stirring, not a wrench in their hand; The cars were all stored in garages with care, With hopes that springtime soon would be here. The owner’s were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of show ho’s danced in their heads; Hot Mama’s in bikini’s with a little thin strap, Bitches so hot, they cause a rise in your lap. When out on the street there arose such a noise, I knew in an instant, it's not one of my boyz. Over to the window I moved like a flash, Easy on the blinds though, those things cost cash. Out in the street just past the snow, A car with new paint, ready for show. This car was tweaked from the front to the rear, All the best parts, the sickest of gear. With a punk ass driver, some little prick, I bet the little bastard couldn’t drive stick. More rapid than spanish his parts list insane, As he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name: "I got C-Wings!, Mugen!, Bomex and Blitz! All JDM and everything fits! My suspension by far, is the best ---- of all!! I can do a buck twenty, without hittin’ a wall!!" I got nitrous to help my big turbo spool, There’s no way you can win, c’mon let’s race fool. We’ll go up the street and race all the way back, From stoplight to stoplight no need for a track. I thought to myself, I can take this fool, But racing on the street, that wouldn’t be cool. When I heard a voice from behind, as I turned around, It was the wife saying, that fool has to go down. So I got dressed to go talk to this clown, him revving his engine, you could hear it cross town. He purged his nitrous, two tanks in the back, ”Two of the big ones”, another movie line jacked. His neon’s glowed, his LED’s twinkled! His valve cover was Mugen, finished in crinkle! As I walked around and checked out his car, I still thought I'd beat him, maybe not by far. So we gonna run fool, he said in a huff, Oh, I'm ready punk, if you think you got enough. A wink of my eye, and a nod of his head, We both got in our cars and down the street we sped. We turned around at the light facing east, There we sat, two turbocharged beasts, Motors revving, hearts racing then stop, Right there in front of us was a cop; He sprang from his car, yelling ---- about jail, He said I'll put you away, without any bail. Now take those cars home, get them out of my site, "Merry Chistmas you fools, both cars are tiiight!" Yea, I'm no Edgar Allen Poe, but whatever :P |
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^ best one by far. but i got that first one in a card last night
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