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give it your best captions (either as the driver or the people watching:

http://images.forbes.com/images/2002...ll_415x264.jpg

(on the side of the road)
Guy One: Owned!
Guy Two: Definately.

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[img]http://images.forbes.com/images/2002/08/19/roll_415x264.jpg

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From the guy on the side of the road

guy one "One more roll and it would have been a record!"
guy two "Yeah, they dont make SUV's the way they use to."

Driver on cell phone " You know, i had to go to the OHH ----!!" Then thinks "I knew i should have not answsered the phone" Then SPLAT! as the head gets crushed between the POS SUV and the ground.


OR:

Guy one " Ahh, Ricer gone wrong. Too bad. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

OR:

It looks like a Iraq tank heading for the guys then just gives up and bounces on its top.

OR:

"BOOOOIIIIINNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!"

OR:

Guy three " Wow thoes 25" woofers realy pack a punch! I get dibs on the rims though..."

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http://images.forbes.com/images/2002...ll_415x264.jpg
"I ain't helpin clean this up"

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Spectator 1: Wow these drift competitions are really getting outta hand..

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http://images.forbes.com/images/2002...ll_415x264.jpg

"Why not to solicit oral sex while operating a motor vehicle"

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spectator3 : ya ya ...........but can he fly

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(People watching): Oh ---- monica lewinsky droped her purse again.

(Driver) Did I leave the iron on????

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(Spectator on the left)- "I told you pussies I was gonna win. You guys don't even have your arms crossed anymore!"

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http://images.forbes.com/images/2002...ll_415x264.jpg
"my dicks up yet its not hard" driver

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http://images.forbes.com/images/2002...ll_415x264.jpg

Driver

"Damn this Kia Sorento Blows ass"

Guys on the side

"Looks like this one wont pass our kia 5 star safety rating"

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Earlier that week at the kia dealer...

Driver: So the suspension issues are all taken care of?

Jeff(looking up from the shop computer why surfing HMT): Ahh.. sure why not.

-CF

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(Guy One) Whadda you guys think? About a 9.5?

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[quote=Kaneda13 http://images.forbes.com/images/2002...ll_415x264.jpg
Kia computer: YEA whos your daddy now, bitch? say bitch
Guy: huh?
Kia computer: Tha price is wrong bitch! (death roll starts)

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dupont antiscratch teflon paint test #10

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Saturns new super dent-resistant body panels test #3

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loox like firestone is having another recall

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Apex the tuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRN...

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http://images.forbes.com/images/2002...ll_415x264.jpg

Super Dave Osborn attempts the cones at 120mph in a SUV

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DRIVER> i shouldnt have swerved for that crippled old bitch.....

GUY 1> stupid fucker i woulda hit her
GUY 2> yeah definately
GUY 3> DUDE kiss my ass thats my girlfriend your talkin about......

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Driver- Woooooooooo

Guy1-Showoff
Guy2-....
Guy3-....

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its too bad the pic was photoshopped, its a lot funner when its real.

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what makes you say it photo-choped?

http://images.forbes.com/images/2002...ll_415x264.jpg

(how many remember this?)

Bystanders: "All your base, are belong to us!!"

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"Somebody set us up the bomb."
"You have no chance survive make your time"
"Take off every zig"

lol damn games with poor translations :)

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i shouldn't have to point out the misperfections in the photoshop, i think their quite obvious. for example, the drivers side window, the pure white fender gap in the front wheels, the verticle line on the left side of the vehicle.....

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really.. taht is why Volvo is hte one that gave to photo to the orignal site?

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http://images.forbes.com/images/2002...ll_415x264.jpg

Driver: <british accent> Tis but a flesh wound </british accent>

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dude, you need glasses. First ,the vertical line in the rear window, ,its a wiper, look at the front window.. second, the white fender liners, well, they dont HAVE to be black. The car looks like ass because its a roll over test.

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driver "hey babby watch this"
or driver "like a glove"

Beau

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Guy 1 : Man those Type-R badge's really added alot of HP. The d*mn car even flipped over.
Guy 2 : Yea I think a aluminium wing is in order to keep the car down.
Guy 3 : So who's up for Pep Boy's ? I hear their L.E.D. mirrors are on sale.

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http://images.forbes.com/images/2002...ll_415x264.jpg

Driver: F'in Geico squirrels

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driver : TRACTION CONTROL MY ASS !!!!!!!!

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---- these white antigravity fender wells really work!

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DRIVER: I'll show those tray sliding bastards whos who round here....

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damn, i knew that cutting the springs was a bad idea!!!,
now we can make it into a convertable.

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back from the dead for a good laff.

Nick

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someone get a guna kill this thing already
i forgot i posted in this thread back in 03


Beau

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werd

Man you got me all like WHOA! for a second there. I was like :rubs eyes: kaneda's back!?

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"I think I spilled my coffee so i gotta go" /hangs up cell phone.\

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http://images.forbes.com/images/2002...ll_415x264.jpg


"Driver though he would just roll by"