CAPTION CONTEST
 

give it your best captions (either as the driver or the people watching:

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(on the side of the road)
Guy One: Owned!
Guy Two: Definately.

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From the guy on the side of the road

guy one "One more roll and it would have been a record!"
guy two "Yeah, they dont make SUV's the way they use to."

Driver on cell phone " You know, i had to go to the OHH ----!!" Then thinks "I knew i should have not answsered the phone" Then SPLAT! as the head gets crushed between the POS SUV and the ground.


OR:

Guy one " Ahh, Ricer gone wrong. Too bad. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

OR:

It looks like a Iraq tank heading for the guys then just gives up and bounces on its top.

OR:

"BOOOOIIIIINNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!"

OR:

Guy three " Wow thoes 25" woofers realy pack a punch! I get dibs on the rims though..."

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"I ain't helpin clean this up"

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Spectator 1: Wow these drift competitions are really getting outta hand..

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"Why not to solicit oral sex while operating a motor vehicle"

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spectator3 : ya ya ...........but can he fly

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(People watching): Oh ---- monica lewinsky droped her purse again.

(Driver) Did I leave the iron on????

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(Spectator on the left)- "I told you pussies I was gonna win. You guys don't even have your arms crossed anymore!"

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"my dicks up yet its not hard" driver

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Driver

"Damn this Kia Sorento Blows ass"

Guys on the side

"Looks like this one wont pass our kia 5 star safety rating"