call in sick excuse
#11
Re:call in sick excuse
I have a few good ones.
I'm hungover and still slightly drunk from last night. I might have made it home if I didn't snort that rail of coke after getting escorted out of the bar, but the cops wouldn't let me drive
I want to sit at home and jerk off all day. It seems like I never get to do that so I picked today as the day.
I hate life and everything that evolves around it so this job is not even close to being top priority to me. Go ---- yourself with a rusty fork.
If I make it in to work I might just kill you, so it's probably best I stay home.
I'm hungover and still slightly drunk from last night. I might have made it home if I didn't snort that rail of coke after getting escorted out of the bar, but the cops wouldn't let me drive
I want to sit at home and jerk off all day. It seems like I never get to do that so I picked today as the day.
I hate life and everything that evolves around it so this job is not even close to being top priority to me. Go ---- yourself with a rusty fork.
If I make it in to work I might just kill you, so it's probably best I stay home.
#18
Re:call in sick excuse
my favorite, it's more for when you are already at work, this was what happened to a friend of mine. After a long night of drinking ...oh yeah this guy knows how to drink, he went to work the next morning and had an accident. He quickly went home, he left a note on the bosses desk;
"---- PANTS, WENT HOME!
Matt"
I don't think anyone would dispute it
Neil
"---- PANTS, WENT HOME!
Matt"
I don't think anyone would dispute it
Neil
#20
Re:call in sick excuse
Originally Posted by neil85ae86
my favorite, it's more for when you are already at work, this was what happened to a friend of mine. After a long night of drinking ...oh yeah this guy knows how to drink, he went to work the next morning and had an accident. He quickly went home, he left a note on the bosses desk;
"---- PANTS, WENT HOME!
Matt"
I don't think anyone would dispute it
Neil
"---- PANTS, WENT HOME!
Matt"
I don't think anyone would dispute it
Neil