c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

Actually he didn't hotrex me, the post office did. But it came finally, and not only did I get 1 Lbs. of deer jerky, but I open it to my surprise to find these gems... (Shitty camera phone pics, go cry in the tub and cut yourself)





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Not very clear but the cashier's name at the Giant Eagle was Sandy V.
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The package reads:

Gaint Eagle Market district -

Assam Black Tea

A robust, malty liquoring tea from the floodplains of the Brahmaputra River, in India [Black, matl(y) liquoring, floodplains (Katrina)]

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And of course the EPIC WIN...


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Thanks Jon, the deer jerky was phenomenal. ;D













And the CPz was da joint. ;)

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

hahahah the noose is bad ass, appears properly tied as well. impressive

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

Is that a peanut?

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

Can I have the turtle and mayo pack?

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

that tea is tasty as ----. brew for a good 5 mins, its like black coffee.

also, you forgot the big bandaid writing...

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

I always send condoms but poke holes in them :8

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

I use dead cats as packing.

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

I got an NES game.

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

dr. boost sent me soma and 99 cent latina porn dvd. i was impressed.

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Yes


There were other items that get an honorable mention I forgot like:


1) 2" wide Band-Aid(R) extra large adhesive pad that reads

"Properly sized for your gaping vag"

!) Cardboard turtle

1) Parrot feather

1) Packet of honey

1) Packet of ketsup

1) Packet of mustard

1) One Packet of battery terminal di-electric anti-corrosive

1) Subaru anti-theft sticker

1) Peanut

1) Business card from Evans Performance

And a booklet of $1.00 gift certificates to McDonald's