c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

Actually he didn't hotrex me, the post office did. But it came finally, and not only did I get 1 Lbs. of deer jerky, but I open it to my surprise to find these gems... (Shitty camera phone pics, go cry in the tub and cut yourself)





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Not very clear but the cashier's name at the Giant Eagle was Sandy V.
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The package reads:

Gaint Eagle Market district -

Assam Black Tea

A robust, malty liquoring tea from the floodplains of the Brahmaputra River, in India [Black, matl(y) liquoring, floodplains (Katrina)]

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And of course the EPIC WIN...


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Thanks Jon, the deer jerky was phenomenal. ;D













And the CPz was da joint. ;)

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

hahahah the noose is bad ass, appears properly tied as well. impressive

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

Is that a peanut?

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

Can I have the turtle and mayo pack?

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

that tea is tasty as ----. brew for a good 5 mins, its like black coffee.

also, you forgot the big bandaid writing...

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

I always send condoms but poke holes in them :8

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

I use dead cats as packing.

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

I got an NES game.

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

dr. boost sent me soma and 99 cent latina porn dvd. i was impressed.

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Yes


There were other items that get an honorable mention I forgot like:


1) 2" wide Band-Aid(R) extra large adhesive pad that reads

"Properly sized for your gaping vag"

!) Cardboard turtle

1) Parrot feather

1) Packet of honey

1) Packet of ketsup

1) Packet of mustard

1) One Packet of battery terminal di-electric anti-corrosive

1) Subaru anti-theft sticker

1) Peanut

1) Business card from Evans Performance

And a booklet of $1.00 gift certificates to McDonald's

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

so what the ---- did you actually buy? lol

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

Some deer jerkey. One pound to be exact.

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

----, i want some jerky

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

i offered you jerky the night i was making it, niglips

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

The Post Office hotrexed me on the package by keeping it for like 3 days in Denver. I called them and was like "WTF"? The chick told me they only scan the packages a couple times during transit and didn't actually know where it was. It finally came on Saturday.

The jerky was the ---- but other stuff Jon put in had me on the floor laughing. I have the noose in my closet and every time I look at it I'm reminded of the pic of the kitten on the dowel saying "This branch looks perfect".

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

you need pictures of jerky :y

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

Yeah, right. That ---- is gone and I never thought to take a pic of that. It was good though, deer hair and all. :)

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

deer hair makes it better.

that ---- is almost impossible to get rid of

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

I forget what Jon sent in the last package he mailed me (I have no long term memory) but I remember giggling like a schoolgirl when sorting through it.

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I loled at this...(pic on the CP disk)


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Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

some 8x32-10mm recepticle screws

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

Should I run the Subaru security sticker on the DSM for lawls?

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yes, it goes on the inside of the glass

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

- I'll put the sticker on

- hang the noose on the RV mirror

- keep the razor in the center console

- the feather in the glove box

- take the coupons to McD's drive through

...and hang the tea bag from the passenger vanity mirror so when I mash the gass, it will swing backwards and I can tea bag sluts WHILE I drive. ;)

Re: c0mpl3x hotrexed the shit out of me, Finally got my package...(pics inside)
 

;) you figured out my plans perfectly