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theebluecrx 09-14-2008 09:12 AM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
Its probably a ----- who has had surgery to replace the "hymen".She's to hot to be a virgin.She prob has taken it up the ass too.

SkunT 09-14-2008 10:15 AM

Re: Buy a virgin
 

Originally Posted by theebluecrx
Its probably a ----- who has had surgery to replace the "hymen".She's to hot to be a virgin.She prob has taken it up the ass too.

if I were to win that ----, I would go straight for the poop shoot.

Tom-Guy 09-14-2008 10:16 AM

Re: Buy a virgin
 

Originally Posted by 97EconoBox

damn. Textbook right there. Take that pops.

Pops should have skipped the fraud and gone straight to pimping that ---- the ---- out.



You know she wants it.

JDMFantasy2K 09-14-2008 11:43 AM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
i know the first time i nail a broad it's usually kinda awkward, and then it gets less awkward the more times you do it, but imagine how ------- awkward that's going to be when whoever wins is ready to hit it.

abnaasefmb 09-14-2008 01:01 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
a virgin in sac town O0
ok

beaker 09-14-2008 01:06 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
um......repostish



i seem to remember another version of this a few years ago

rosario4124 09-14-2008 01:21 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Pops should have skipped the fraud and gone straight to pimping that ---- the ---- out.



You know she wants it.

hahaha

Tom-Guy 09-14-2008 02:43 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 

Originally Posted by JDMFantasy2K
i know the first time i nail a broad it's usually kinda awkward, and then it gets less awkward the more times you do it, but imagine how ------- awkward that's going to be when whoever wins is ready to hit it.

That's only because you want her to like it, and you have some pride in your ability to accomplish the deed. The sort of guy who shells out a quarter million is past all that ----, and just wants to forcibly relocate her cervix into her esophagus.

Hell, the older you get the more you get to be like that anyway. I had one college girl I was railing for a while tell me she liked me so much because "I didn't care" and I "just took it." Just like getting the ----- is mostly attitude, ------- the ----- is also mostly attitude.

BigD 09-14-2008 03:50 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
Ron Jeremy should bust up in there and just tear that ---- to pieces. No holds bar.

bleakdragonmage 09-14-2008 05:04 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
hopefully whoever wins ------ wrecks that ----... O0

elitist -----...


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