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BigD 09-13-2008 05:19 PM

Buy a virgin
 
How much would you pay for some fresh taint?

http://cbs13.com/local/selling.virgi....2.814271.html

http://www.maxsbedroom.com/nataliedyan.html

joebowlr21 09-13-2008 05:24 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
for $250,000 she better make me cum for an hour straight

elusion 09-13-2008 05:29 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
I like how she says she's not a -----, she's just empowering herself!

:y

Econo-Box 09-13-2008 07:21 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
i was wondering why she would do this cause shes a good lookin chick...then i read further.

Hof also says Natalie Dylan ended up in a financial bind, because her stepfather allegedly used her college status to fraudulently apply for student loans, and then ran off with the money.
damn. Textbook right there. Take that pops.

audioguru76 09-13-2008 07:41 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 

Originally Posted by doug684
How much would you pay for some fresh taint?

not that much. in fact none at all

mopar318 09-13-2008 07:59 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
pay 250 grand for her to bleed on you? :S

hondacivc93 09-13-2008 08:06 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
i ve gotten it free before why pay for it now?

MustangC. 09-13-2008 08:09 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
a 50 year old rich guy who has zero chance of getting a young hot virgin puss would pay that. pretty obvious who the target buyer is intended to be

SkunT 09-13-2008 08:15 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
yup. some 50yo wrinkle Viagra induced dick is gonna nail the ---- out of that.

DrSeuss 09-14-2008 08:39 AM

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I hear the japanese would be all over that ----. Kain should start checking his credit score.

theebluecrx 09-14-2008 09:12 AM

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Its probably a ----- who has had surgery to replace the "hymen".She's to hot to be a virgin.She prob has taken it up the ass too.

SkunT 09-14-2008 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by theebluecrx
Its probably a ----- who has had surgery to replace the "hymen".She's to hot to be a virgin.She prob has taken it up the ass too.

if I were to win that ----, I would go straight for the poop shoot.

Tom-Guy 09-14-2008 10:16 AM

Re: Buy a virgin
 

Originally Posted by 97EconoBox

damn. Textbook right there. Take that pops.

Pops should have skipped the fraud and gone straight to pimping that ---- the ---- out.



You know she wants it.

JDMFantasy2K 09-14-2008 11:43 AM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
i know the first time i nail a broad it's usually kinda awkward, and then it gets less awkward the more times you do it, but imagine how ------- awkward that's going to be when whoever wins is ready to hit it.

abnaasefmb 09-14-2008 01:01 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
a virgin in sac town O0
ok

beaker 09-14-2008 01:06 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
um......repostish



i seem to remember another version of this a few years ago

rosario4124 09-14-2008 01:21 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Pops should have skipped the fraud and gone straight to pimping that ---- the ---- out.



You know she wants it.

hahaha

Tom-Guy 09-14-2008 02:43 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 

Originally Posted by JDMFantasy2K
i know the first time i nail a broad it's usually kinda awkward, and then it gets less awkward the more times you do it, but imagine how ------- awkward that's going to be when whoever wins is ready to hit it.

That's only because you want her to like it, and you have some pride in your ability to accomplish the deed. The sort of guy who shells out a quarter million is past all that ----, and just wants to forcibly relocate her cervix into her esophagus.

Hell, the older you get the more you get to be like that anyway. I had one college girl I was railing for a while tell me she liked me so much because "I didn't care" and I "just took it." Just like getting the ----- is mostly attitude, ------- the ----- is also mostly attitude.

BigD 09-14-2008 03:50 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
Ron Jeremy should bust up in there and just tear that ---- to pieces. No holds bar.

bleakdragonmage 09-14-2008 05:04 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
hopefully whoever wins ------ wrecks that ----... O0

elitist -----...

SkunT 09-14-2008 05:15 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
if this ---- ends up on yourporn or redtube that ---- better be on HMT with a quickness. :6

bleakdragonmage 09-14-2008 05:56 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
we can only hope the rich bastard is that ------- shameless...

cuz if he is..then it wont matter if she has enough money to put herself through school since everyone in their mother will have seen it...



rofl

hondacivc93 09-14-2008 06:07 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
its gonna be some rich ass asian that wins it with like a 2 inch cock and when hes done shell still be virgin haha

-SKUM- 09-14-2008 06:09 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 

Originally Posted by hondacivc93
its gonna be some rich ass asian that wins it with like a 2 inch cock and when hes done shell still be virgin haha


no ----!!!! :y You know how thats how its gona go down!!!!!!

JDMFantasy2K 09-15-2008 12:00 AM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
yeah no kidding that kind of money there better be a commemorative DVD

FrodoGT 09-15-2008 02:29 AM

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Or a plaque or some ----. Whatever rich ass nerd that wins is going to need proof to show his family hes not gay.

Tough-guy 09-15-2008 10:35 AM

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For a quarter million I'd get one of these...


http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/5...difiedfra9.jpg

Then there wouldn't be a problem to get a ---- ton of these...


http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/22/20...taliedylan.jpghttp://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/22/20...lieDylan_1.jpg

Loserkidwac 09-15-2008 11:16 AM

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Uhm...who wants to throw in, I say HMT gang bang...we all throw in a few bucks, make her hold up a HMT Onz my virginity sign and the tear the ---- out of a fresh ----...any takers?

Tough-guy 09-15-2008 04:39 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 

Originally Posted by Loserkidwac
Uhm...who wants to throw in, I say HMT gang bang...we all throw in a few bucks, make her hold up a HMT Onz my virginity sign and the tear the ---- out of a fresh ----...any takers?

Fund raising for fresh cunny. No thank you. There two things in this world I don't pay for and air is the other one.

McBoost 09-15-2008 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Tough-guy
Fund raising for fresh cunny. No thank you. There two things in this world I don't pay for and air is the other one.

Check your standards at the door. Last time I checked this is HMT :-*

Tough-guy 09-16-2008 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenny Rogers
Check your standards at the door. Last time I checked this is HMT :-*

Where I live there is hot tail walking around everywhere. Go to Mill ave any given night and there drunk college girls dying to get pounded. Sometimes it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

SDRAWKCAB 09-16-2008 01:30 AM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
I hate ------- virgins!
I took 2 girls the old fashion way, by getting them on the rebound because there boyfriends broke up with them for not giving it up.
Three little words they all want to hear there first time.
Then one that got drunk at a party and told me she wanted my dick since I met her. So i banged her in my friends closet. O0


Tough-guy 09-16-2008 02:15 AM

Re: Buy a virgin
 

Originally Posted by SDRAWKCAB
I hate ------- virgins!
I took 2 girls the old fashion way, by getting them on the rebound because there boyfriends broke up with them for not giving it up.
Three little words they all want to hear there first time.
Then one that got drunk at a party and told me she wanted my dick since I met her. So i banged her in my friends closet. O0


Very well played, sir.

Tom-Guy 09-16-2008 02:19 AM

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Well played thread, sirs. Well played.

Atticus 09-16-2008 04:03 PM

Re: Buy a virgin
 
heard photos are photo shopped
pics on the new were ugly



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