Blacks in NASCAR (repost?)
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Blacks in NASCAR (repost?)
David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts !!!
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.
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Re: Blacks in NASCAR (repost?)
I gotta be honest im not sure I understand how certain things like BET bring any races together. Its very obvious you cant be a part of a large picture if you demand to be identified seperate.
and the term african american is contradictory. why should i use a term to identify an entire race that defines them as coming from a geological place based off the color of there skin. Naomi Campbell is not an african american. shes a British citizen, Dave Matthews IS an african america as he was bron in South africa and is a US citizen now. If you want to split hares no one is truely an american by that deffinition, cause we all came from somewhere its sorta how we roll. Why the ---- cant i call them Americans, why do i have to single them out with a term based soley off the color of their skin.
k. end rant.
and the term african american is contradictory. why should i use a term to identify an entire race that defines them as coming from a geological place based off the color of there skin. Naomi Campbell is not an african american. shes a British citizen, Dave Matthews IS an african america as he was bron in South africa and is a US citizen now. If you want to split hares no one is truely an american by that deffinition, cause we all came from somewhere its sorta how we roll. Why the ---- cant i call them Americans, why do i have to single them out with a term based soley off the color of their skin.
k. end rant.
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Re: Blacks in NASCAR (repost?)
Originally Posted by Mista Bone
I'm remined about racism because the blacks won't stop talking about it.