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Jorsher 08-18-2008 12:06 AM

Bike riders in the street
 
Anyone seen this:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/...lash.crash.cnn

I wouldn't take it to that extreme, but goddamn I hate bike-riding fucks that ride in the street. Sure, I understand there aren't alwyas sidewalks or other suitable places to ride bikes, but I don't start driving on sidewalks because roads are bumpy or obstructed...

I shouldn't have to slow from 50mph down to 10mph because you think you deserve to be in the street, nor should I have to risk getting in a car accident passing you on a hill.

Dumb fucks.

Boostin 08-18-2008 12:14 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 
you can't ride a bike on a sidewalk.

but those fuckers piss me the hell off too.

miss-piggy 08-18-2008 12:15 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 
You are supposed to ride your bicycle in the street. It is in fact illegal to ride on the sidewalks as they are for pedestrians only. The driver just sounds like a complete psycho douche bag and should see some serious jail time. I will say that I do agree with the statement in the segment where they said bicycle riders do follow laws/rules as they deem fit and plenty of them do illegal/stupid things. There has to be some common ground. That common ground isn't passing someone and then slamming on your breaks nearly killing them.

Jorsher 08-18-2008 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by bryantaylor
you can't ride a bike on a sidewalk.

but those fuckers piss me the hell off too.

I'm aware. The main thing that pisses me off is that my area has a lot of street without sidewalks or curbs. Why the ---- should I have to slow to a crawl because they don't want to venture into the grass for 2 seconds? IMO, they make the roads more unsafe.

This guy was a complete asshat though, and I hope they send him to jail.

buk9tp 08-18-2008 12:27 AM

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People who ride bikes take a lot of ---- from stupid assholes who assume you're poor/gay when you're really just not fat/lazy. People frequently swerve like they're going to hit you, honk and throw ---- when you have every legal right to ride in the road. Idiots...

bigdaddyvtec 08-18-2008 12:27 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 
Ya you should see the ------- faggots up here in Seattle....

Look up Critical mass...

Wish I had a D-9 dozer and a ------- row of dumptrucks.

Jorsher 08-18-2008 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by jay
People who ride bikes take a lot of ---- from stupid assholes who assume you're poor/gay when you're really just not fat/lazy. People frequently swerve like they're going to hit you, honk and throw ---- when you have every legal right to ride in the road. Idiots...

Then there's those that assume motorists are fat/lazy when in reality they have to commute 20+ miles to work, have to dress professionally and thus cannot show up drenched in sweat and odor, and don't have 2 hours to ride a bike. It's a great pleasure to have a couple douchebags taking up my lane on a 2-lane no-passing street going over a hill at 10mph when I need to get to work...

BigD 08-18-2008 12:43 AM

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One of the bikers said he yelled "single file" before speeding around them and slamming on brakes. If they were riding double wide taking up the whole lane then that's what they get for being dumbasses. Traffic should NOT be catered to them. You can get a ticket for driving too slow in a car, yet you can ride a bike slowing traffic to a crawl.

I have had a few instances where I was so pissed I was tempted to throw something at the fucks. Lake when it's rush hour traffic in the mourning or evening and they have traffic backed up for.

j3w 08-18-2008 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by doug684
I have had a few instances where I was so pissed I was tempted to throw something at the fucks.

i've "heard" that passing said bikers and coming back the opposite way with a handful of range balls from the driving range does wonders.

HMTdmc 08-18-2008 12:51 AM

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I agree I hate those fagot ------- bike riders in the road. I almost die passing their spandex wearing faggot ass every day on my way to work.

BigD 08-18-2008 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by J.H.Christ
i've "heard" that passing said bikers and coming back the opposite way with a handful of range balls from the driving range does wonders.

I wouldn't do anything to injure them. Maybe just a coke in one of those fast food paper cups.

crx2211 08-18-2008 01:09 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 
I ride my bike a lot. Albeit a bike that is worth more than my DSM, but still. I just ride on the shoulder so cars can easily pass me. And when I'm stopped at a light I immediately veer to the side when it turns green. I'm acutely aware of traffic and never hold them up. What pisses me off though is when there's absolutely zero traffic and some dumbfuck honks at me because they refuse to even move their car over 2". You cars have the full road and us bikers just have the shoulder. If people could be considerate for even 0.01 seconds of their miserable lives; we may be able to get along. I do agree that when bikers hold up traffic they're idiots though. They give us a bad name. A good biker can get where he needs to go without holding anyone up or putting themselves at risk. As with cars; some people just shouldn't be riding a bike because they have the athletic ability of a slug and the endurance of Fat Albert. Also, no spandex or faggy ---- for me thank-you.

Nothing tops what I witnessed a couple weeks ago though. I was sitting in the Mcdonald's drive-through and this moronic bitch in an SUV (of course) in front of me started honking at the person in front of her! Now what kind of genetic refuse does that? Does she think she'll get through any faster? If I had a gun with me I'd have popped her skull all over her nice leather interior.

rprznt 08-18-2008 01:15 AM

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im a road rider.

the arrogant, ignorant comments posted here are crazy.

bicycles are a vehicle, can ride side by side in the street, and can legally take the lane, most often in the city, to stay safe, to prevent getting pushed into kerb and parked cars etc

however backing up traffic and blocking roads is dangerous and illegal, but still happens.

cyclists have the same rights/responsibilities as drivers.

i do alot of riding in inner city areas, ive lost count of the number of side mirrors ive punched off, as a result of having ---- thrown at me, of being sideswiped / cut off etc.

i've lost count of the times my u-lock has smashed through the laminated windscreens of local taxis, drivers with similar attitudes to some of the posters here.....
http://bikemag.com/features/onlineex...ettaboudit.jpg

just remember that in traffic, you cant run if you're in a car, bike wiil catch you


Jorsher 08-18-2008 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by crx2211
Nothing tops what I witnessed a couple weeks ago though. I was sitting in the Mcdonald's drive-through and this moronic bitch in an SUV (of course) in front of me started honking at the person in front of her! Now what kind of genetic refuse does that? Does she think she'll get through any faster? If I had a gun with me I'd have popped her skull all over her nice leather interior.

Didn't you know that honking increases the rate of speed that food deep fries at? Maybe she had a medical condition and needed the trans-fat immediately?

buk9tp 08-18-2008 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by rprznt


just remember that in traffic, you cant run if you're in a car, bike wiil catch you


:y

Guys I know ride with telescoping batons, too >:D

buk9tp 08-18-2008 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Jorsher
Then there's those that assume motorists are fat/lazy when in reality they have to commute 20+ miles to work, have to dress professionally and thus cannot show up drenched in sweat and odor, and don't have 2 hours to ride a bike. It's a great pleasure to have a couple douchebags taking up my lane on a 2-lane no-passing street going over a hill at 10mph when I need to get to work...

No one asked you to ride to work, but it's not the person on the bikes fault that you have to procrastinate and speed to work because you can't leave 15 minutes early...

Jorsher 08-18-2008 01:57 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 

Originally Posted by jay
No one asked you to ride to work, but it's not the person on the bikes fault that you have to procrastinate and speed to work because you can't leave 15 minutes early...

Maybe I missed it, but where did I say I procrastinate or have to speed to work? All I said is my job shouldn't be affected by faggots taking their sweet time being in the way and going way below the speed limit.

How is it not the fault of the people on the bike that there are people on bikes in my ------- way that are unwilling to move or at least go a faster speed than coasting?

I'm not complaining about the ones that make a valid attempt at NOT ------- up the flow of traffic. I'm talking about the nasty old queers in their tights riding in the middle of the ------- road at their own comfortable pace with a parade of traffic behind them spouting this "I have the same rights" bullshit.

I don't give a flying ---- if you have the "same rights" because you're on a bike. It doesn't mean you have to willingly be a complete douchebag. Unless you're a complete retard, you know that you will be in the way of traffic while riding your bike on the road. You are aware that others will be trying to go the posted speed limit and might possibly have a reason for going the speed limit. You should at least acknowledge that there are people trying to get by.

When a group of people is walking down a narrow hallway, do you walk as slow as possible and get in people's way because you have the right to and not expect to be harassed? No, you move or get pushed out of the way.

I pay taxes, tolls, gas, insurance, etc so that I can travel at a decent speed, NOT so I can leisurely go down the road with a spandex-wearing queer taking his precious time riding in the middle of the road so he can go meet his fagmates at the local gay-bike-club to talk about how they have the same rights as motorists so it's OK to cause traffic problems.

Oh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtuUaLW_SKI

j3w 08-18-2008 02:45 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 

Originally Posted by rprznt
just remember that in traffic, you cant run if you're in a car, bike wiil catch you

and then what?

bigdaddyvtec 08-18-2008 02:48 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 

Originally Posted by jay
:y

Guys I know ride with telescoping batons, too >:D

before or after theyve been pummelled into your rectum???



baton < 4000Lb Cougar.

When I ride a bike, I sure as ---- try to stay out of traffic, not impede it because i have the "right of way"... Its ------- common sense. Its the gung ho bike riding queerbaits that DESERVE exactly ehat the ---- this idiot got.

Pull a ------- gay ass telescoping baton out on me and ill take it from you and shove it in your spandex leotard wearing neon faggot ass.....

If I dont run your ------- ass over first. :6


:-* :-* :-*

buk9tp 08-18-2008 02:56 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 
If I pulled out a big black telescoping baton on you, you'd probably just flash back to your meth days and try to wrap your delicate peter puffers around it...

baton > 4000lb Spiker.

j3w 08-18-2008 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by jay
If I pulled out a big black telescoping baton on you, you'd probably just flash back to your meth days and try to wrap your delicate peter puffers around it...

baton > 4000lb Spiker.

remind me why you're here again? it certainly isn't for home made turbos

bigdaddyvtec 08-18-2008 02:57 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 
You tempt me with your velvety smooth arabic tounge...... Ill ---- your sloppy ------- dryer than the dunes from which you come


:-*

buk9tp 08-18-2008 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by J.H.Christ
remind me why you're here again? it certainly isn't for home made turbos

To hit on men who drive Volkswagens. I love you, honey. :-*


Originally Posted by bigdaddyvtec
You tempt me with your velvety smooth arabic tounge...... Ill ---- your sloppy ------- dryer than the dunes from which you come


:-*


I'd rather not break up the beautiful relationship you and widebody have going on. With him being pregnant and all. It just wouldn't be right.

J-SMITH69 08-18-2008 03:16 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 
bike riders are ------- faggots and i yell at them everyday, talk about seeing the worst in liberals, they think they're saving the world so they can do whatever they want. every single road rage incident i've seen with bike v car has been the bikers fault. they deserve whatever they get. i love yelling at them, smoking the tires in front of them in the old z28.


Originally Posted by rprznt
i do alot of riding in inner city areas, ive lost count of the number of side mirrors ive punched off, as a result of having ---- thrown at me, of being sideswiped / cut off etc.

i've lost count of the times my u-lock has smashed through the laminated windscreens of local taxis, drivers with similar attitudes to some of the posters here.....

you are the type of douche bag biker that will get beat to near death or ran over and killed.

if queers on bikes can't do the speed limit they shouldn't be in the road period. if they can muster the speed limit they can be there. but most of those limp wrists can't do 25mph on their sweet 1935 bike they bought for 1k to impress their equally queer friends


BigD 08-18-2008 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by rprznt
just remember that in traffic, you cant run if you're in a car, bike wiil catch you

just remember, your bike can't out run bullets

http://www.kmbc.com/news/17177798/detail.html#-

J-SMITH69 08-18-2008 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by doug684
just remember, your bike can't out run bullets

http://www.kmbc.com/news/17177798/detail.html#-

santini spandex isn't bullet proof? sucks for queers on bicycles


J-SMITH69 08-18-2008 03:22 AM

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ps:

that still picture of the crash is hilarious, the guy still holding the handle bars is classic

buk9tp 08-18-2008 03:22 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 
Riding bikes has nothing to do with political affiliation or giving a ---- about saving the world. It's just something fun to do rather than sitting around on the internet like a fat ---- posting on forums about how gay and liberal everyone is. :1 Earth to Johnny, the Pacific north west is not representative of the rest of humanity. If you hate liberals, you live in the worst possible location in the western world.

beaker 08-18-2008 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by jay
the Pacific north west is not representative of the rest of humanity. If you hate liberals, you live in the worst possible location in the western world.

+1

you'd love it down here in the south RS....people here still hate O0 , :8 , and :1


J-SMITH69 08-18-2008 03:25 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 

Originally Posted by jay
Riding bikes has nothing to do with political affiliation or giving a ---- about saving the world. It's just something fun to do rather than sitting around on the internet like a fat ---- posting on forums about how gay and liberal everyone is. :1 Earth to Johnny, the Pacific north west is not representative of the rest of humanity. If you hate liberals, you live in the worst possible location in the western world.

you know the type i'm talking about. they are socialist as hell.

i totally know that 8)

i've been debating moving for a long time :P

Tough-guy 08-18-2008 03:30 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 
Cyclist wear tight shorts and ride bicycles because they are faggots. Mormons ride bicycles because they like to date faggots in tight shorts. Both should stay off the ------- streets.

88dx 08-18-2008 03:35 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 
Those faggots should have to pay to use the road like the rest of us that pay for tabs/gas taxes ect every year.

LilWayne 08-18-2008 03:41 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 
Bikes are for kids and broke mofo with no car

rprznt 08-18-2008 03:56 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 

Originally Posted by Towdogg
Bikes are for kids and broke mofo with no car

lance armstrong, greatest american sportsman ever, and a cyclist.
end of story :)

my two bikes are $4k each, not broke mate. ::)

J-SMITH69 08-18-2008 03:58 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 

Originally Posted by rprznt
lance armstrong, greatest american sportsman ever, and a cyclist.
end of story

yea right you homo. what a ------- joke.

go ride tandem with your bf

rprznt 08-18-2008 04:04 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 
ya johnny,

winning 7 x three week long races through the high alps is a joke?


and youre fat. :7

j3w 08-18-2008 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by rprznt
lance armstrong, greatest american sportsman ever, and a cyclist.
end of story :)

negative. the greatest american sportsman ever was carlos hathcock.

J-SMITH69 08-18-2008 04:10 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 

Originally Posted by rprznt
ya johnny,

winning 7 x three week long races through the high alps is a joke, and youre fat. :7

he is not the greatest American sportsman.

riding bicycles in traffic = queerdom.

rprznt 08-18-2008 04:13 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 
cyclists that unnecessarily block traffic on purpose should be ticketed, i don't like it either.

there are stupid riders as well as drivers, operating dangerously and erratically, both should be ticketed, its illegal.

J-SMITH69 08-18-2008 04:16 AM

Re: Bike riders in the street
 

Originally Posted by rprznt
cyclists that unnecessarily block traffic on purpose should be ticketed, i don't like it either.

there are stupid riders as well as drivers, operating dangerously and erratically, both should be ticketed, its illegal.

nah we should just have a free for all and see who wins, the limp wrist in spandex shorts of the 400lb mexican bitch with the princess sticker on the back of her tahoe


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