the best way to become totally gangsta
 

I just met this incredibly georgous latino chic. She lives on the west side of town and doesn't date anyone but thugs. I have to get with her. I'm not really "prepy" even though I do dress in guess/abercrombie/express/holister and wear flip flops year round but I am most certianly not thug in any way shape or form. I'm looking for a way to make her think that I'm totally hardcore and gangsta. I come here to HMT becuase you guys are the most gangsta bunch I've ever seen on the internet. I've seen Joseph Davis stab someone in the jaw with a shoe horn just because they said "I've never heard of HMT". Now that's gangsta! So if any of you guys could give me some pointers I'd appreciate it. Thanks

-Josh

Re: the best way to become totally gangsta
 

you are gay.

Re: the best way to become totally gangsta
 

that's wasn't a pole option.

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i was there for that one

Re: the best way to become totally gangsta
 

ware more abercrombie. gangster bitches just want your money.


listen to ben folds and dashboard also.



and give it to her analy.

Re: the best way to become totally gangsta
 

ware=wear....

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Where is the kill yourself option?

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where? i dont proof read, or even pay attention half the time I type :P

Re: the best way to become totally gangsta
 

i'm the same way...i just like calling other people out on it haha

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that's not gangsta, that's emo

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Where is the "smoke weed everyday" option.

Either that, or crack rocks.

Re: the best way to become totally gangsta
 

hippies smoke weed everyday too. I know I used to be one before i became repbulican

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stop being a rich faggot white boy that thinks he can be some thug simply by listening to advise from a bunch of guys on the internet. This is quite possibly the most stupid pathetic question I have ever read. God I hate poser mother fuckers like you.

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who said that I was white and who said I was rich? Do you read minds? You probably knew that i was going to post this.

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he's not a rich white boy...

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You might not be preppy but you sound pretty metro. I bet you call soap "products" am i rite?

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lol...you'll meet him at the honda-tech meet...he'll be with me.

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:l

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lol...we live near eachother so i'm following him

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I've always know soap as well...soap. But not all soaps were created equally. Fast orange is only good when mixed with vodka, your regualr bath style bar soap is only good for scrubbing your ass and the dishwashing detergent is pretty good for getting grease off your hands. Gojo FTW!! especially if your doing anything with brakes, brake dust doesn't like to come off easily.

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are you talking about the Charlotte meet?

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yeah

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sweet, i wasn't sure you were definatly going or not. You going to get a hotel room?

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buy a caddy and put 4 tvs with huge antennas in the back and a can of beans

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i dunno yet lol...

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pete and I are going to split a room so if we can get more people to go in it would make it a hella lot cheaper. I'm sure your girl would love to cuddle with pete too

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Josh isn't a white boy, he's a cracker ;)

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corrected!!! Hello Petey pablo

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---- that if he wears the wig...i'm cuddling with him

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At least you get to be the caboose

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EVEN BETTER!!!!! :y

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If you married the Samuel L Jackson and getting crunk options, your latino thug life dreams will come true.

Hey, you already have the perfect car to pick up Mexicanas in. :8

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wheres the "Let local "real thugs" run train on me" option??

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Beat up her mom


rape her brother


gangbang the grandma


shoot the cat


and get on welfare

Re: the best way to become totally gangsta
 

Don't hang out with fat greasy latinas. They're only looking to have more kids so they get more welfare.

Re: the best way to become totally gangsta
 

While playin 50 cent as loud as u can with your stock speakers. And dont forget to wear your hat like T.I.

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Dont forget the oldskool boomerang tv antenna :6

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Get a old big body, throw some 24's on it that cost 3 times as much as the car, then go sign up for food stamps FTW1 O0

Re: the best way to become totally gangsta
 

I'm confused, where's the: "Get Herpes From Hotrex" option?

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spinner hubcaps and floor speaker sin your astro van, I don't think a latino chick could turn that down