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Old 12-08-2005, 10:41 PM
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Aww, he's really cute. And hey, he's hung like hotrex
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:42 PM
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Aww, he's really cute. And hey, he's hung like hotrex
Man, why do you have to insult my dog like that? I thought we were cool?
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:56 PM
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rofl.... Those picture make me want my dogs to be puppy's again. But then again I love sleeping at night and I love not cleaning up the **** and ----... But ---- there cute. Im Jealous. I feel sorry for hotrex I think that dog might be a lil more hung than him?
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rofl.... Those picture make me want my dogs to be puppy's again. But then again I love sleeping at night and I love not cleaning up the **** and ----... But ---- there cute. Im Jealous. I feel sorry for hotrex I think that dog might be a lil more hung that him?
Tell me about it. I must have got up about 8 times last night to clean up ---- or ****. Then he decided he wanted to play at like 3am. I played with him most of the day after work so I hope he's good and tired so he lets me sleep tonight.
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Man, why do you have to insult my dog like that? I thought we were cool?
haha with which comment :P
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Old 12-08-2005, 11:00 PM
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haha... to bad you live far away I jus happen to own a truck mounted steam carpet cleaner.... that ****** came in very handy during the "potty traning prosess".. O well it is all very much worth it in the end. and mabye when you have kids it will make you more responsiable. Not to say your not now.. But it def helps I would say .
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Old 12-09-2005, 12:14 AM
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nice dog you have there its pretty cute. i have a doberman mix 3 months old and also your dog shouldnt be shitting more then three times a day. i go to dog training with the 3rd best trainer in the world. Get your dog a crate and soon it wont pee in his cage cuz they dont like to go potty where they sleep. Dont get one to big nor to small.
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Old 12-09-2005, 07:59 AM
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Tell me about it. I must have got up about 8 times last night to clean up ---- or ****. Then he decided he wanted to play at like 3am. I played with him most of the day after work so I hope he's good and tired so he lets me sleep tonight.
As I chuckled about this yesterday^^^... and said wow.. Sucka, Gotta love puppies....God looked down on me and said. ***** YOU FORGET HOW HARD IT IS TO RAISE A DOG BECAUES YOU"ERS ARE SO GOOD? Anyways...... I let the black one sleep in my bed with me see'in as im single as of right now.. I woke up to that ---- puking in my ------- bed. I hopped out of bed in my boxer's ran the ---- out side with her.... Don't forget its like 25 degree's here right now... and what Do I see while watching my dog puke more and im basically naked outside... these 2 girls who live right up the road ------- jogging by my house with smirks on there face's and ----...while my dog blow's chunks all over my deck... and then she can not wait and she has to start ------- shitting right there... and these are some good looking females. What a bad ------- way to wake up today. Been up since 4 am cleaning puke... its now 6 am and 2 girls I was planning on hitting on seen me standing out side like a fool almost naked while my dog was blowing chunks... if this does not makes sence im a lil wound up right now.. Im rdy to eat pittbull for lunch. But then again I guess its part of owning the DOG'S. Moral or the storie... TIME TO BRING THE STEAM CLEANER IN AND CLEAN SOME ------- CARPETS AND MY BED AND MY SHEETS, WHILE I COULD BE ------- SLEEPING.... SO IF YOU ARE GOING TO GET A DOG... YOU HAD BETTER LOVE THE MOTHER ****** OR I SO WOULDA KILLED IT TODAY. END OF STORIE... THIS ALMOST FEELS LIKE I NEED A AMEN AT THE END OR SOMETHING... JUS TO MAKE THE REST OF MY DAY NOT GO HALF AS SHITTY..
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you named the little guy whitey. is the thing gay?


cute puppy. great way to ruin it.
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I'm sitting here at the computer, and my sister's dog is sitting behind me ripping farts left and right. She keeps getting into something in the backyard that gives her terrible gas.

Anyway that story was hilarious...I can just see some poor ---- standing on his deck and his dog is running around getting sick and shitting all over the yard.
Priceless.
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