the ask all thread
 

You know you have those questions that pop up in your head during the day. You don't know the answer and it's kinda like you know only a few words of a song and then you HAVE to hear it just because. Well I'm starting the "ASK ALL" and hopefully someone can chime in with the answer. These have to be legitimate questions...not like, why does CRXmatt2 suck? We all know common sense ---- like that so keep that ---- back. I'll start with a few that bother me.
1. Why people say when a child is really crying, that they have crocodile tears...crocodiles don't cry? What gives..what the ---- does that mean? I want to know....I NEED TO KNOW!
2. Why is pubic hair curly say if someone has straight hair and why doesn't it keep growing like the hair on your head? Inquiring minds want to know. Atleast I do.
3. Are some girls just born with roast beef looking lips or is it from mass ------- or hereditary?

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crocodile tears = fake tears...
my pubes aint curly.. jk guess its cause ur clothes smosh em? kinda like pillow head? lol
pretty sure all vaginas are created equal. but dont take my word for it. im a virgin :P

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I've never seen an uncurly pube in my twenty nine years of existance. You must have crocodile pubes buk...I mean Jay.

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ninja edit gotchoooooooooooooo O0

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Don't be pulling that ninja edit ---- on me. That ---- is homorific and I didn't edit anything you dirty crocodile curly pube sandnog.

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the only person with straight pubes is agentmurdoc :-*

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Crocodile tears = http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rocodile+tears

Young children mostly cry just for the sake of crying IMO

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the roast beef is all hereditary

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Yep its like colorblindness, it skips a generation.

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Y are some darker than others???

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The question all have heard and none have answered:
Why do people drive on parkways and park on driveways?

BTW, obsessive eating of Arby's will cause roast beef lips.

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Who would win in a fight, Bat MAn or Wolvearine.

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The roast beef is just random as far as I can tell. I have fucked some "used up" women with great lookn' snatches and some prudes with lousy ones.

I have also seen a friend with straight pubes. She refuses to growthem out though. Only once to win a bet.

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zc or k20

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best of both worlds...k20 zc mini-me obviously

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Why do dogs get pissed when you blow in there face but stick there head out the window when there in a car?

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wolverine for sure

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Because you dont floss

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is turboedit ever going to get updated

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Never experienced the roast beef phenomenon, although I have seen plenty of video proof. I did experience pubes up to the belly button and wide as her hips, though. I was 16? and when I got her stripped down she was wearing granny panties... okay... took those down and OMG. I told her I couldn't do this, put on my pants and left. I still feel like an ------- about it to this day but the bitch's mother should have told her about Nair, razors, and ----------ing weed wackers.


---- no. Bill "Jason Parker" Turboedit won't even tell me what he does for a living. He has a kid, though, and is enjoying the domestic squalor bit.

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never stoped me (when i was 15) and never seen roast beef YET


dogs like to sniff all the smells thats why they stick their head out the window (so i heard)


witch bat man
old gay ones or new one?


dose a blue moon actually happen or is that just a figure of speech?

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I've railed an okay number of girls, 25-27 off the top of my head, but easily turned down more than that. I had a late night dinner at Denny's with a couple of high profile man-----s and friends where everyone was talking about "getting burned" via STD and the closest I ever got was a case of crabs on my lower legs because I slept in a tent with some hippies when I was 18.

If you are a dog, that's great dude, but my dick isn't diseased because I exercised a little restraint throughout my life.

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now i have to ask ? directed at me?

speaking of
how many of you practice the art of PUA

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Does jparker still live in the kc area? I tried contacting him about tuning the crx but he never responded back. Instead I'm having his old place of employment, redline motorsports, tune. I figured its probably the best I'm going to get considering the local tuner is a ------ worthless piece of trend jumping faggot ----. Kc is only 2.5 hours away, so I'll make the drive for a better tune.

/rant

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+1

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The new one with all his gadgets an ----.

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My deleted post tells me yes.

::) ::) ::)

possibly the craziest story on HMT and no one knows lol.

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CGHH O0

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newer batman would win, but old would lose easily to wolverine.

Why does tequila ---- me up so easily when i can handle my beer and liquor?

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Well since your a bird, you drink extra fast to get to the worm. 8)

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bastard, beat me to it :D


Why do I have recurring dreams of someone stealing only my metric sockets??

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ninjas dont ---- with SAE

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That clears up a lot up. And that is no ----, I've had that same dream 4 times in the past week.

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new one would put up a good fight, but with wolvarines healing hed still kick his ass

old one would piss his pants and play dead

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Batman would lose everytime. He's still just a mortal in the end and has the cool toys just cause he's got bank. He's not a freak like other superheros.

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why did you make this post? and why am I replying to it?

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why does my car go into a fuel cut at part throttle but if you get past fuel cut it makes sexy time. :1

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thats why you don't go camping with josh c.

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No because there are some fucktard that don't make the new sources public ::)

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I explained that in intro post to this thread. This thread is the end of all threads. Hell this could complete peoples lives just having something answered they always wondered about. Why's the sky blue, why does spinners keep spinning, why do my sideburns, mustache and goate never connect, why does Jesus have such a mean six pack? This could go on for days, years, beyond all of our existance. Hell the Government and aliens will gain priceless information from this to gain immortal superhero like powers to destroy whatever. OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL HAVE I CREATED!!!! >:D :X