Anyone ever used hair-follicle cleansing shtuff?
 

So I am working on getting a job that pays over twice as much as what I'm getting now, so I really want it. Thing is, they do their activity-screening by hair follicle tests.

I found this stuff:
testingclean.com/hairfollicle.asp

Seems promising, and they offer a money-back guarantee, but anyone can make a website with false claims.

Just curious if any of you have used this or any other product that works?

I might have to go bald.

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or maybe having a shitty paying job is the price you pay for being a druggie scum bag.

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even if you go bald then theyll just take an arm pit hair, youre screwed. try it out i guess. :X

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Marijuana is no worse than alcohol or cigarettes or any other "legal" drug. Do you smoke cigs? Drink alcohol? If so, how are you any different from him? ::)

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Shut the ---- up. So anybody who does drugs is a scum bag? Way to generalize.

And a lol because when I clicked on Jorsher's link, it was blocked at work due to "criminal skills"

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+1

Haha, my filter said "Drug Abuse"

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---- you, you don't know me and I'm far from a "druggie scum bag." I'm 95% sure I would pass but would rather be safe than sorry.

I take it since you're posting insults and generalizations on an internet forum that you're a pimple-faced adult living in your parents basement with insecurity problems and are a closed-minded idiot, right?

My job doesn't pay "shitty" this just pays significantly more. I see plenty of non-drug using idiots working fast food every day as an adult, and I've got a few friends getting degrees at schools you would never get accepted to and smoke more pot than I ever have.

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do a 100% body wax/shave and walk in there and say you have cancer on 100% of your body ;D

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^ha. ok when was the last time you smoked?

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In the past 2-3 months, I've probably smoked 3 times.

But, hair tests are really accurate. Whether it was 1 or 1,000,000 times it can show up.

I think I'll just spend the money, if it works, it's worth it (will make the money back within a few hours) and if not ... I'll get my money back.

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Get your money back anyways. Tell them you failed the test even if you pass it. Just go and wax all your hair off like buk said. Will just be bald for a few days. Hair starts growing back quickly.

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I'm not waxing all my hair.

They need proof you failed, test results.

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The way they describe the product on their site and its effectiveness seems a bit shady. Good luck man.

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Im pretty sure the hair folicle holds ---- for a while. I think even if you shave it they can still see it, but im not 100% on that.

what does the almight google say? cause if its just stored in teh hair for however long the hair strand is I would say a nice shave then let it grow on out and not smoke would be an easy answer but idk.

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Yeah, google just comes up with a ton of links for shampoos. I'm not sure I trust them, I think it would be stored IN the hair, not on the outside.

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So they will take the bottom part of your hair unless they want to go ahead and test for a longer period. Safe bet would be to shave.

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sounds that way. stay clean for a good month shave and let it grow for a week or 2 beofre hand

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If I shave they'll just get hair from another location. If that hair doesn't exist they'll know something is up.

Looks like I'll just have to wait a month or two for the job...

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ahaha just noticed how you spelled "stuff"



Shiggity shiggity shwa... shfifty five :D

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/audio/schfiftyfive


its been a long time since I heard that ----

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I was saying start studing (not smoking and then like 2weeks into that shave it then let it grow back for 3-4 or so and go from there. you should be good after that. just make sure whatever grows is clean aand you havent smoked.

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Tell them you lived in Tampa for ten years, and you got in the habit of shaving your sack and pits because it's that much cooler. True story, I worked with a guy from Tampa who hooked up with a girl at work/rumors got around/he didn't give a ---- and told it how it is, said it was common down there where the average temp is 105 degrees with 4000% humidity.

Besides, Josh, you are ugly enough that even if you aren't going bald you could say that you are and people would believe you. Thank god sexy bitches like bad attitudes or ppl like you and I would be screwed on the deal, right?

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maybe bleaching it would work. i dont know but bleach is some pretty strong shitso it might plus then you can always dye it back the orginal color or at least close enough to the original color

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yeah cause everybody uses bleach to dye their hair. I prefer clorox. :S

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My friend Justen used a shampoo, passed his test, he got it from a new agey store in Ft. Lauderdale, i.e. sketchy.

I say ---- it and try it, though I'm fairly sure that a hair test shows anything and everything that's ever passed through your system.

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Well, got the call today to setup the interview. Making 150% more than what I'm making now would change a nigga's life.

I found this:
http://www.yahooka.com/forum/drug-te...everytime.html

It seems promising from what people have said in the thread.

Waffles, since you seem chemically inclined, would mixing clorox/peroxide negate their effects? I think I might just do a v05/peroxide wash and v05/bleach wash separately.

I'll give it a shot and do what I can to pass. Worst case they just won't hire me. Either going to have to trim every part of my body so they're forced to get a sample from my head, or dive in a pool of clorox and peroxide.

Maybe I'll just grow a beard and go bald everywhere else :)

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Are you making $8 now and this job is offering $20?

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Nah more than that on both accounts.

But yeah it'd be a huge difference in income. Would have more left over after paying bills with this job than I made total with the other.

Now I just hope I get it...

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So what's the job? Or did you say already...

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visual basic haha

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I was going to recommend bleaching your hair but 1) they can just take a body hair, and 2) that would make them more suspect I would think.

Bleaching seems like it would be like highlighting the fact that you do drugs, like "look at me, I am really desperate to pass".

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Well, the "method" in the link above says to just do a few sessions not leaving the bleach in for more than 5 minutes and it won't bleach the color out. I'll give it a shot. If it's a lighter color after 5 minutes I'll stop using it, but if it isn't I plan on doing a bleach/peroxide session daily just to be safe.

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Don't use Clorox, potassium hypochlorite is not peroxide "bleach" used in hair. You use Clorox and expect a scalp burn and your hair to be damaged or turn green.

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They probably mean the hair bleaching cream. Just get some and leave it on for an hour and dye your hair back the original color.

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You might want to consider applying something to your armpit or anywhere else they can think of pulling hair. I am sure they have a alternative to pulling it from your head since women tend to dye or bleach their hair a lot. If its gonna be on your head then make sure you don't walk in bleach blond with dark ass eyebrows nigg3r.

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Just conk it

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Yea that stuff is just hydrogen peroxide 15% solution.

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just wear a wig son

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Well your drug screen came back clean, unfortunately you are a horse.

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Or he got the thoroughbred hair, and tests for 'roids. Skinniest bodybuilder ever FTW!

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bwahaha, that would be funny as hell. Imagine the look on their face seeing him test positive for roids.