Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 

russell peters is awesome.

right click save target as:
www.khannaonline.com/pics/Russellpeters/Comedy%20Now!%20-%20Russell%20Peters%20-%20Complete.rm

or if that one is slow get it here:
http://www.archive.org/download/Russ...sellpeters.ram


does anyone have a video of the "i got a big deck skit" from blue collar tv?

thanks.

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 

here some mitch for you..

swiss cheese
http://media.putfile.com/swiss_ontario_improv_2003

escalator
http://media.putfile.com/escalator_ontario_improv_2003

waffles
http://media.putfile.com/waffles_ontario_improv_2003

fritos
http://media.putfile.com/fritos_ontario_improv_2003

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 

I may be old school but as far as one liners go, Rodney Dangerfield cracks me up evertime

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 

This shirt is dry clean only. That means it's dirty.

I used to do drugs. I used to do and I still do.


Mitch rules. Bill Hicks. Steven Wright. Lewis Black.

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 

"Mitchell...Smokey is way more intense in person!"

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 

Dane Cook is funny.
Steve Berry is also funny.

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 

I'm not an athlete. I don't want to be on a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"!
What the ----? How'd you do that.
In Hollywood, it's all who you know, and I know Crackle

I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who has AIDS?". He says, "No". I say, "Cool, because you know me."

This one guy said, "Look at that girl. She's got a nice butt." I said, "Yeah, I bet she can sit down excellently!"

I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me, "How would you like your eggs?" I thought I would answer her anyway and said, "Incubated! And then raised, plucked, beheaded, cut up, put onto a grill, and then put onto a bun. Damn! I don't have that much time! Scrambled!"

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"I love sandwiches at new york deli's, but theres too much ------ meat on them. its like a cow with a cracker on each side. 'What else would you liek wiht your sandwich?' 'a loaf of bread and some other people!'"

"I got a slice of pizza the other day and the fucker gave me the smallest piece there was. If the pizza was a pie chart for what you would do if you found a million dollar, the fucker gave me the 'donate it to charity' slice..'I would liek to exchange this for the 'KEEP IT'! "

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 

Bill Hicks for the win.

btw, ---- bees.