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hatchbox90 11-10-2005 12:11 AM

any HMTers like good comedy?
 
if you do,

download some mitch hedberg, he is the ------ king of one liners

dane cooks if pretty good as well

check em out

Perl87 11-10-2005 12:14 AM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 

Originally Posted by hatchbox90
if you do,

download some mitch hedberg, he is the ------ king of one liners

dane cooks if pretty good as well

check em out

dane cook rules

vsm98civic 11-10-2005 01:34 AM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 
mitch hedberg is dead.

dane cook rules.

PoorMansPorsche 11-10-2005 01:48 AM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 
this is the no ---- thread of the century..

jinxy 11-10-2005 02:02 AM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 
dane cook sucks

Cray91 11-10-2005 02:13 AM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 
Damn this is a retarded thread.

Gotta agree with Poormansporche, this is way to fuckn' obvious.

For a good time, try sex and drinking. Both are always winners.

crx2fast 11-10-2005 03:29 AM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 
theres only one name that comes to mind when i think of stand-up... Pablo Francisco :y

Paul99EX 11-10-2005 06:34 AM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 
eddie izzard biotch....


dane and mitch are still the ---- tho, i saw dane live in kent

davcivic 11-10-2005 06:46 AM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 

Originally Posted by crx2fast
theres only one name that comes to mind when i think of stand-up... Pablo Francisco :y

Hell yeah ----------er!!!!!!!

Pablo Francisco is the ----!!!
Dane Cook is pretty good

Have you seen any Robin Williams' shows. He is funny in many ways, is like he's on crack and makes fun of anything that pops in his head.

I like the improv comedians because they just make things up as they go, no script or story behind them.

The blue collar guys are funny too.

stillnoturbo 11-10-2005 08:36 AM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 
Larry the cable guy! Git-r-done! 8)

buk9tp 11-10-2005 10:23 AM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 
russell peters is awesome.

right click save target as:
www.khannaonline.com/pics/Russellpeters/Comedy%20Now!%20-%20Russell%20Peters%20-%20Complete.rm

or if that one is slow get it here:
http://www.archive.org/download/Russ...sellpeters.ram


does anyone have a video of the "i got a big deck skit" from blue collar tv?

thanks.

hatchbox90 11-10-2005 11:03 PM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 
here some mitch for you..

swiss cheese
http://media.putfile.com/swiss_ontario_improv_2003

escalator
http://media.putfile.com/escalator_ontario_improv_2003

waffles
http://media.putfile.com/waffles_ontario_improv_2003

fritos
http://media.putfile.com/fritos_ontario_improv_2003

70Challenger 11-11-2005 12:53 AM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 

Originally Posted by hatchbox90
if you do,

download some mitch hedberg, he is the ------ king of one liners

dane cooks if pretty good as well

check em out

I may be old school but as far as one liners go, Rodney Dangerfield cracks me up evertime

Ravage70 11-11-2005 01:18 AM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 

Originally Posted by PoorMansPorsche
this is the no ---- thread of the century..


shadetree 11-11-2005 12:39 PM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 
This shirt is dry clean only. That means it's dirty.

I used to do drugs. I used to do and I still do.


Mitch rules. Bill Hicks. Steven Wright. Lewis Black.


Paul99EX 11-11-2005 12:42 PM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 
"Mitchell...Smokey is way more intense in person!"

SpankedYA! 11-11-2005 12:55 PM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 
Dane Cook is funny.
Steve Berry is also funny.

shadetree 11-11-2005 12:58 PM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 
I'm not an athlete. I don't want to be on a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"!
What the ----? How'd you do that.
In Hollywood, it's all who you know, and I know Crackle

I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who has AIDS?". He says, "No". I say, "Cool, because you know me."

This one guy said, "Look at that girl. She's got a nice butt." I said, "Yeah, I bet she can sit down excellently!"

I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me, "How would you like your eggs?" I thought I would answer her anyway and said, "Incubated! And then raised, plucked, beheaded, cut up, put onto a grill, and then put onto a bun. Damn! I don't have that much time! Scrambled!"

Paul99EX 11-11-2005 01:12 PM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 
"I love sandwiches at new york deli's, but theres too much ------ meat on them. its like a cow with a cracker on each side. 'What else would you liek wiht your sandwich?' 'a loaf of bread and some other people!'"

"I got a slice of pizza the other day and the fucker gave me the smallest piece there was. If the pizza was a pie chart for what you would do if you found a million dollar, the fucker gave me the 'donate it to charity' slice..'I would liek to exchange this for the 'KEEP IT'! "

turboj0hn 11-11-2005 04:58 PM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 
Bill Hicks for the win.

btw, ---- bees.

Perfek360 11-12-2005 07:32 AM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 

Originally Posted by crx2fast
theres only one name that comes to mind when i think of stand-up... Pablo Francisco :y

he's deffinatly the man, i got his "bits and pieces live in orange county" dvd coming in the mail....i also like dave chapell and chris rock....and robbin williams "live on brodway" dvd is ------ funny

Ricky101 11-12-2005 08:40 AM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 
Dane Cock sux...
Dave Attel
Artie Lange
and Pablo Francisco is funny as ----

oh yea..so is carlos mencia..

d16u7nh 11-13-2005 07:09 PM

Re: any HMTers like good comedy?
 
dennis leary and rodney dangerfield and richard pyer


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