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gen4acclude 03-22-2008 02:52 AM

american pie
 
So how many of you trim your ---- cause your ladyfriend or gf, wife like it that way. i was just asked to cut my southern beard, so i did and let me tell you it ------ iches :3 lol , so how many have done this and what was your reaction afterwards, how did they feel or act when they found out. what was your method for the procedure, and how did you react to what you saw afer you were done ie having the growth of a junior high kid lol, and how much did you cut off, mine was like well alot :S

HMTguy 03-22-2008 03:03 AM

Re: american pie
 
wtf

darksol2005 03-22-2008 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by jagojon3
wtf

+1 :l

gen4acclude 03-22-2008 03:12 AM

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what you must like pubic hair in her mouth huh and then

darksol2005 03-22-2008 03:17 AM

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I could give a ---- less. I would laugh my ass off if I saw her w/ a huge pube stuck in her teeth when she was done

Wank.a.lot 03-22-2008 03:21 AM

Re: american pie
 
i shave my junk.
i remember the first time i did it. i started laughing at my hairless cock. now i'm used to it.
i shave my balls, but my ass is a forest.
I'M NOT SHAVING MY ASS FOR NOTHING

gen4acclude 03-22-2008 03:22 AM

Re: american pie
 

Originally Posted by darksol2005
I could give a ---- less. I would laugh my ass off if I saw her w/ a huge pube stuck in her teeth when she was done

ok so you would never do this to make a girl happy that what your getting at

NIGn0g 03-22-2008 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by N/A mike
i shave my junk.
i remember the first time i did it. i started laughing at my hairless cock. now i'm used to it.
i shave my balls, but my ass is a forest.
I'M NOT SHAVING MY ASS FOR NOTHING

LOL so true! ;D I don't remember the last time this zone was more than 4 mm... I don't like hair, even on me! But not my ass! :P

BigBird 03-22-2008 02:04 PM

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The trick is to shave the balls but just trim the patch. The itching is non existent then. Girls will appreciate this much like you wouldn't go down on a girl with muff. Plus your dick looks bigger and it is way more comfortable.

Wank.a.lot 03-22-2008 02:52 PM

Re: american pie
 
my dick looks small

gen4acclude 03-22-2008 03:06 PM

Re: american pie
 

Originally Posted by N/A mike
my dick looks small

probibly cause it is

MikeJ-2009 03-22-2008 03:09 PM

Re: american pie
 
This is the gayest post outside of hotrex's package I've seen.

QikEnuF 03-22-2008 03:10 PM

Re: american pie
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode
This is the gayest post outside of hotrex's package I've seen.

+1

gen4acclude 03-22-2008 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
This is the gayest post outside of hotrex's package I've seen.

eat ---- steve lol not my fault you like pubic hair eatin hoes lol

MustangC. 03-22-2008 03:58 PM

Re: american pie
 
ive shaved my ---- before but when i looked in the mirror (i have a huge wrap around mirror) i felt like a little boy (with a 10" cock of course). i havent done it in a while cause its just a pain in the ass and uncomfortable. 8)

QikEnuF 03-22-2008 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by gen4acclude
eat ---- steve lol not my fault you like pubic hair eatin hoes lol

You are just mad you have to shave to hide your crabs.

gen4acclude 03-22-2008 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by QikEnuF
You are just mad you have to shave to hide your crabs.

last i check i only cook crabs not breed them like yourself

QikEnuF 03-22-2008 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by gen4acclude
last i check i only cook crabs not breed them like yourself

Firecrotch?

stillnoturbo 03-22-2008 05:43 PM

Re: american pie
 
Perfer having that rugged Grizzly Adams look down there instead of looking like a middle school punk just sprouting some pubes. Not only does she get some protein but she gets her teeth flossed. ---- I'm doing her a favor. 8)

TurboG 03-22-2008 10:42 PM

Re: american pie
 

Originally Posted by brine04
The trick is to shave the balls but just trim the patch. The itching is non existent then. Girls will appreciate this much like you wouldn't go down on a girl with muff. Plus your dick looks bigger and it is way more comfortable.

+1

yummycheese 03-22-2008 11:46 PM

Re: american pie
 
shaving is for fags and it makes your look like a 9 year old.

Ps my g/f puts my balls in here mouth on a fairly regular basis just for shits and giggles during a blowjob and no complaints so far. Im guessing you guys need better women.

gen4acclude 03-22-2008 11:55 PM

Re: american pie
 

Originally Posted by yummycheese
shaving is for fags and it makes your look like a 9 year old.

Ps my g/f puts my balls in here mouth on a fairly regular basis just for shits and giggles during a blowjob and no complaints so far. Im guessing you guys need better women.

yah from someone who puts his junk in a car gas fill O0

Atticus 03-23-2008 12:41 AM

Re: american pie
 
best thing ever
like having ac
beard trimer FTW (minuter head shaver) no itch or razor burn
the ladies love it never got complaints only compliments

Boostin 03-23-2008 12:49 AM

Re: american pie
 
wow, i love this forum

Wank.a.lot 03-23-2008 12:51 AM

Re: american pie
 
why? are you gay?
do you like reading about guys shaving their balls? faggot

con 03-23-2008 01:46 AM

Re: american pie
 
scissors=no itch if just trimming.
beard trimmer=itch

GenLx 03-23-2008 04:16 AM

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hair stinks. no hair, much less stink. every girl i've been with since i started shaving loves it so i have no complaints. beard trimmer works the best, razor rash sucks.

stillnoturbo 03-23-2008 10:42 AM

Re: american pie
 
Hair doesn't ------- stink. Dirty snatch stinks. Tell her to wash her package or have that thing checked out.

gen4acclude 03-23-2008 04:05 PM

Re: american pie
 

Originally Posted by N/A mike
why? are you gay?
do you like reading about guys shaving their balls? faggot

well you read it to so i guess that means your gay as much as him uh

GenLx 03-23-2008 04:30 PM

Re: american pie
 

Originally Posted by stillnoturbo
Hair doesn't ------- stink.

it marinates in sweat all day. yes, it stinks. granted, showers take care of that, regardless, hair stinks.

Dr3w 03-23-2008 04:51 PM

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Lady freind asked me to do it.. i agreed, i found it looked like a turkey afterwards and it itched for very long, now i just trim to keep it under control lol

BigD 03-23-2008 07:18 PM

Re: american pie
 

Originally Posted by Dr3w
Lady freind asked me to do it.. i agreed, i found it looked like a turkey afterwards and it itched for very long, now i just trim to keep it under control lol

LMAO

http://scoopcitymagazine.com/wp-cont.../11/turkey.jpg

gen4acclude 03-23-2008 07:24 PM

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i sure hope no ones junk looks like a turkey cause if it did i bet it would be hard to get laid lol

NIGn0g 03-23-2008 10:21 PM

Re: american pie
 
Damn, the chicken have herpes! Hotrex? :l

BigD 03-23-2008 11:57 PM

Re: american pie
 
That's a turkey not a chicken.

Wank.a.lot 03-24-2008 12:25 AM

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it's a canadian chicken.
kinda like canadian bacon is ham

BigD 03-24-2008 12:52 AM

Re: american pie
 
Ah yeah forgot about faggy French Canadian.

NIGn0g 03-24-2008 01:05 AM

Re: american pie
 
I forgot about the word turkey so I said chicken... I was to lazy to check on google ;)

con 03-24-2008 01:38 AM

Re: american pie
 

Originally Posted by Teg2Boo
I love penis mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ;)

:-X

QikEnuF 03-24-2008 01:38 AM

Re: american pie
 

Originally Posted by Teg2Boo
I love turkey penis mmmmmmmmmmmmmm ;)



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