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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 11:59 PM
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So I thought I had a hernia and went to get checked out today, turns out it was some swolen lymph glands and a strained groin muscle. Is it always awkward with the whole getting fealt up by the doctor for anyone else?
Old Jul 21, 2006 | 12:06 AM
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male of female doctor?

Both are equally awkward but when a male doctor touches my ***** all I can think about is, What is he thinking about?

I haven't had a prostate exam yet but I've heard many good things about them.
Old Jul 21, 2006 | 12:08 AM
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my apprentice just had the same thing. He called it a swollen wood nymph. :P
Old Jul 21, 2006 | 12:08 AM
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Anything relating to genitalia and a doctor feels akward to me... imagine when I got punched in the ***** and had to go to the hospital, with all the different doctors poking at them and looking at them I was like WTF... the scan they did was REALLY akward... xray type thing... had to put a gelatin on my ***** and scan it with this wand thing..
Old Jul 21, 2006 | 12:09 AM
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Male, I think the same thing about him. What is he thinking while he's grabbing my *****. I laughed at him too, told me to turn my head and cough. I thought that was just a joke, I didn't know it was actually used.
Old Jul 21, 2006 | 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
Anything relating to genitalia and a doctor feels akward to me... imagine when I got punched in the ***** and had to go to the hospital, with all the different doctors poking at them and looking at them I was like WTF... the scan they did was REALLY akward... xray type thing... had to put a gelatin on my ***** and scan it with this wand thing..
Sounds like a free hand job :P
Old Jul 21, 2006 | 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by b16sellout
Sounds like a free hand job :P
I wish. The scan was REALLY hot, felt like my ***** had gas thrown on them and lit...

Oh, I didn't mention why I went. I puked blood after getting punched And the doctor said this after I asked him where the blood came from...

Originally Posted by Dumbshit Indian Doctor
I dunno
... wtf do they pay you idiots for? lol

I got to see the Xray of my nuts though, that was sweet lookin hahaha
Old Jul 21, 2006 | 12:12 AM
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Sounds like a free hand job :P
Free if insurance covers it
Old Jul 21, 2006 | 12:13 AM
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yes.
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