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b16sellout 07-20-2006 11:59 PM

Always Awkward
 
So I thought I had a hernia and went to get checked out today, turns out it was some swolen lymph glands and a strained groin muscle. Is it always awkward with the whole getting fealt up by the doctor for anyone else?

Who Dey 07-21-2006 12:06 AM

Re: Always Awkward
 
male of female doctor?

Both are equally awkward but when a male doctor touches my balls all I can think about is, What is he thinking about?

I haven't had a prostate exam yet but I've heard many good things about them. ;)

con 07-21-2006 12:08 AM

Re: Always Awkward
 
my apprentice just had the same thing. He called it a swollen wood nymph. :P

HondaTuner 07-21-2006 12:08 AM

Re: Always Awkward
 
Anything relating to genitalia and a doctor feels akward to me... imagine when I got punched in the balls and had to go to the hospital, with all the different doctors poking at them and looking at them :X I was like WTF... the scan they did was REALLY akward... xray type thing... had to put a gelatin on my balls and scan it with this wand thing..

b16sellout 07-21-2006 12:09 AM

Re: Always Awkward
 
Male, I think the same thing about him. What is he thinking while he's grabbing my balls. I laughed at him too, told me to turn my head and cough. I thought that was just a joke, I didn't know it was actually used.

b16sellout 07-21-2006 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
Anything relating to genitalia and a doctor feels akward to me... imagine when I got punched in the balls and had to go to the hospital, with all the different doctors poking at them and looking at them :X I was like WTF... the scan they did was REALLY akward... xray type thing... had to put a gelatin on my balls and scan it with this wand thing..

Sounds like a free hand job :P

HondaTuner 07-21-2006 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by b16sellout
Sounds like a free hand job :P

I wish. The scan was REALLY hot, felt like my balls had gas thrown on them and lit...

Oh, I didn't mention why I went. I puked blood after getting punched :X And the doctor said this after I asked him where the blood came from...


Originally Posted by Dumbshit Indian Doctor
I dunno

... wtf do they pay you idiots for? lol :)

I got to see the Xray of my nuts though, that was sweet lookin hahaha

Who Dey 07-21-2006 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by b16sellout
Sounds like a free hand job :P

Free if insurance covers it

jinxy 07-21-2006 12:13 AM

Re: Always Awkward
 
yes.


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