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Thats some bad tacos ese.....try another brand of frijoles next time

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i think it was the supersonic breakfast burrito. The one with tomato, jalapeno's, tater tots, eggs, cheese, suasage, and some more ----. Made me hurt. but it was sooo good.

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if you want to have the shits, drink some apple cider vinegar. plus you'll lose sme weight ;)

but i can recall more than once where i had some ---- seepage, lol. sharting is ------ nasty.

another time, a cop pulled me over, right. i had just ate some really bad burrito's, and i was fartin up a storm trying to get home in time to use the shitter. ayways, the cop goes: what the hell is that smell? and i says to him: sorry officer, i just ---- myself, and im hurrying home to change. then he says: get out of here, and dont let me catch you speedin again.

---- yourself: you'll get out of trouble with the law

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haha i dumped water into my lap once and said i pissed myself and he laughed at me and gave me the ticket

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BD, I have IBS and have never had these kinds of problems rofl. you get the squirts like crazy if you eat too much dairy though, sucks. I can just imagine having julios sharting problem on top of my IBS :X

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I had some chicken mc nuggets at Mc donalds, thats waht caused the sharts.

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I was just talking to b20accord while taking apart the bottom end of the y8.. Were talking about some thing and he says... Oh ---- I think I just ---- myself.. 30 seconds later hes like yeah man I ---- myself.. ----! I'll call you back in a couple minutes!

So yeah nice story.. Especially since this is your third ( I ---- myself thread) since 2004... Your the bomb julio!!

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I do what i can. I tyr to amuse others at my own shitty expense.

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