3 times a charm ( I sharted Again )
 

So yesterday i felt like ----. My stomach hurt like a mother and i felt like blowing chunks. I go home and think nothing cause all day I've been having the same type of poop consistancy, Solid. SO i go home fall asleep and around 3:30 AM i try and fart ( im my sleep mind you ) and voiala, Shart City! Needless to say i woke up to find ---- all on my bum and i felt disgusted and almost puked.

OH what fun.

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LOL, call a doctor bro you got problems :P

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i usually fart in my sleep ( ive been topld ) but sharting????

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Leave it to a mexican. :P I have the unfortunate luck to have to ---- in the same outhouse as mexicans and those fuckers never seem to ---- solid and never seem to have a non-violent bowel movement. :l I don't know how those fuckers walk around after shitting some of the liquid fire I've seen floating on top of a pile of toilet paper in the outhouse. :-X You guys need to lay off the cholula. :S
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Boostie i will ---- in the same outhouse wiht you any day.

I need to take a trip To AZ...

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Haha, just be careful of the smurf ass!!!! :o I got smurf hand recently and was NOT happy about it. I don't even know how the ---- it happened, but I was pissed. :7
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what the hell is smurf ass?

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lol, when the blue water splashes your ass when your turd hits the water. :-X
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That's why you make a few layers of "catcher" toilet papers, boost ;)

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NIce... trade secrets of pooping in port o potties

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bahahahaha.... ------' julio... only way you can top that off is to play with it

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Oh trust me, I know the secrets. I usually roll out about a half roll of TP into the water before dropping bombs, but sometimes time and TP are limited so you have to sacrifice. :-\
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NO, not that interested in fecal matter.

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ive had the same thing happen to me to before, i got food poisioning and was shitting 24/7, finally went to sleep nice and relaxed.... woke up and was not too happy :3. had the gf clean it up to :y

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Now that's ------- dedication.

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For the record:

https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...hp?topic=26912

^ First sharting thread

https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...hp?topic=57111

^ Second sharting thread

rofl.

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Thread one ------- owns... So does 300... I am bored and posting... O0 like kool aid and watermelon... :8 like to ---- themselves

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Oh ---- vato, you crack me up! lol. Why you tell us baffles me but it's always a good laugh.

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Hmt Is my home, I share with you guys anything.... I ge a chuckle at it too. I cant wait till i do it a 4th time.

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i re-newed my old shart posts for all you noobs!

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Oh dude that just crossed the line there...your turning into a ------- flatulating fecal matter fanatic! :X

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I sharted today, because lastnight was Dropkick Murphys, and that means lots of beer. Goddamit I feel shitty.

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Oh nice! DropKick murphys is good ----!

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Murphys and Flogging Molly, reall good ------ drinking music right there

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yeah i agree...

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fixt

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Julio needs to lay off the bean burrito's

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Anyone remember a while back the old "What do you guys do?" thread and it was about public restroom use. Can't seem to find it searching though. :-\


JP

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again? Julio you could have IBS :P

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yeah you should go get your hole checked out....
i almost ---- myself today in my moms car. I knew this one wasn't going to be a fart, when i finally made it home i destroyed the toilet. It was like a water hose was running out my ass.

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Thats some bad tacos ese.....try another brand of frijoles next time

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i think it was the supersonic breakfast burrito. The one with tomato, jalapeno's, tater tots, eggs, cheese, suasage, and some more ----. Made me hurt. but it was sooo good.

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if you want to have the shits, drink some apple cider vinegar. plus you'll lose sme weight ;)

but i can recall more than once where i had some ---- seepage, lol. sharting is ------ nasty.

another time, a cop pulled me over, right. i had just ate some really bad burrito's, and i was fartin up a storm trying to get home in time to use the shitter. ayways, the cop goes: what the hell is that smell? and i says to him: sorry officer, i just ---- myself, and im hurrying home to change. then he says: get out of here, and dont let me catch you speedin again.

---- yourself: you'll get out of trouble with the law

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haha i dumped water into my lap once and said i pissed myself and he laughed at me and gave me the ticket

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BD, I have IBS and have never had these kinds of problems rofl. you get the squirts like crazy if you eat too much dairy though, sucks. I can just imagine having julios sharting problem on top of my IBS :X

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I had some chicken mc nuggets at Mc donalds, thats waht caused the sharts.

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I was just talking to b20accord while taking apart the bottom end of the y8.. Were talking about some thing and he says... Oh ---- I think I just ---- myself.. 30 seconds later hes like yeah man I ---- myself.. ----! I'll call you back in a couple minutes!

So yeah nice story.. Especially since this is your third ( I ---- myself thread) since 2004... Your the bomb julio!!

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I do what i can. I tyr to amuse others at my own shitty expense.

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