1500 Nuccas!! *NSFW*
 

Yaaayyyyyy, I got 1500 posts! Not that 1500 is such a great number, I just wanted to make a NSFW thread. So all you bitches, post up some pron in celebration of my 1500th post! I have been a member of this site for a long time, and I don't belive in post whoring, mainly cause I only post when I have something witty or sarcastic to say. So to me, 1500 is a milestone!

Now post the pron!!!

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cleanest white shaved ----- ever!
http://www.newbieforces.com/files/white.JPG

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one pic.. thats it? im dissapointed

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oh I'm sorry, here's the dirtiest black shaven ----- ever!
http://www.newbieforces.com/files/black.JPG

And this was from some yellow skin chick, yum like butter on some popcorn
http://www.newbieforces.com/files/yellow.JPG

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that ones hot... damn i love asian chicks

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My hopes were built up only to be shattered. >:(

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what you talkin bout shattered hopes, open all three of my links and you could pretend to have a foursome with some hot yellow and white skin girls, and a dirty black one

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ok ok i tried it..it wasnt that bad.

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The other day Hotrex called me and we were chatting about whats been going on. He said he didn't have internet at his summer job, but he was back at home and checking up on HMT.

I hate to think an OG like Kevin is part of the reason he said the site sucks now. :-\


Nice post fuckbag. :P

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Steve you suck.

Now back on topic. This, fellas, is the worst NSFW thread ever! Not only is it safe for work, but its safe for a ------- pre-school! I am really disappointed in you guys, I really thought that you could come through on this one, but I guess I was wrong. Can't a brother get a little peek? Huh, just a little peeeeeek, you know, just a little Heuehh-heh? Thats all I want, is a peek.

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fuckers,
I get to work this morning, find out again i have nothing to do today, so I start my usual pot of coffee, turn on my computer, check my email, by then the coffee is done, get a cup, i type a few e-mails, make a few phone calls, get ---- in line for the day, then i get to HMT, and see a nice *NSFW* so i was like dam. i gotta go home for lunch today. i came home from "work" to eat lunch and look at this thread, and no porn. you suck. :P

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^ hhahahahahahahahahahaha ^

sorry bout that man, but as I am typing I am busting up laughing. I'm sorry man but that ---- is just hilarious!

Still laughing

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i vote ban

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now im home for the day, still *NSFW* and no porn. WTF.

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Ya i came home from school today and hoped someone came through.*sigh*

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wow...i waited to go home and see this after work? this is the safest "NSFW" thread ever... :-\

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mms://content02.aebn.net/cf00056/32002_126632_xu7ss33t.wmv?DadoX/PM:ae3.asf

http://www.hardsextgp.com/cyc605/bigtitsfreepics.html

COPY AND PASTE IN NEW WINDOW ASSHOLES

YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS AND LISTEN TO WHAT HAPPENS


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hahaha, pwnd

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what the hell. still no porn. you bitches suck. im goin to bed now...


i did get owned.

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WTF are you talking about? I posted porn. Look a couple posts up. :P
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the porn you posted isnt in this window so its not in this thread ;D

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Lazy bastard. :P

Anybody want some pears?
http://www.pcpervert.com/AVS/redhead...1/6838r107.jpg
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holy ----

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i vote ban. lol. that should be classified with gay porn.

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Yeah rigth, that chick is ------- sute in the face. I'd still have a good time with her, even with those freakish things pokin me in the eye and ----.

I know a chick that looks so much like that girl it's scary. I was thinking it might be her, but I don't see the scar on her stomach from her kid getting cut out.
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make-up does wonders buddy...

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You don't think that girl is cute in the face? I'd give her a 9.75 just for her face. You're crazy.....
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thats one of those chics that after about a 6 pack, you would start to like. im a tits kinda guy, i look at the tits first. some guys look at the ass first, some the face, i like the tits....

those tits dont do it for me. maybe a 1 time fling...but i wouldnt be cought out with her...

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---- that, I'd ---- her sober as......well sober. I think you would have to see her in person. Unless you're some kind of mack reco suave pimp daddy, I don't see you getting a chick any cuter than that.(Nothing personal) :P
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you do have a good point. i am no pimp, and know my limits.
LOL.

her with some at least 34's would be just fine...i would do her. I admit it.








(now you are probably gonna post some picture of her crabed up ----- and harry arm-pits) just because you got that out of me...^^

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2200 posts. dam, im a real post -----. :-\

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A size 34 wouldn't change the shape or size of her tits. That would just make her fatter. ;)

Now, on with the pics of crabs crawling out of her -----:
















Just kidding. :P
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im more of an ass man, any ass shots?

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my wife (and my girlfriend) are a million times hotter than that chick :P

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holy ----, what the ---- are those things

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prove it.




































:P

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well since no one has posted up any real porn(except DOC's pear tit pic :( :P) im gonna have to add some of this in.
just for you Kevin sweetheart :-*

http://www.cheesefrog.com/hosted/ab2...throbe_106.jpg

http://www.pornstar-photos.com/tanya...yacouch085.jpg

http://www.pornstar-photos.com/tanya...yacouch068.jpg

http://www.melissachristine.com/host...breaker/06.jpg

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OMG I think I'm in love. :o That pooper is perfect. :D
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i posted pics of my wife a while ago, i don't have any recent ones on my computer.

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Yeah, Kevin#2's wife is a hottie. Thanks for the pron, even if some of it is half-assed. Although, I really did enjoy that vengified vid, that was awesome Justin!