*Update* 'm getting a female roomate
#12
Re:I'm getting a female roomate
I've had female roommates in the past. The key is to ---- their friends, not them.. but if it's short term, who gives a ----. For all you know she could be a really hot lesbian or already in a serious relationship. Goodluck - post some damn pics
#13
Re:I'm getting a female roomate
---- man even if that biaaatch is FAT and ugly, you'll be like "no ------ way", one night you'll come home waisted and look at that bitch and be like "well maybe she's not THAT bad" and hit it, or she be like "OOOHHH, this is my chance, I got to take advantage of that drunk *****, it is now or never" and either way you'll get FUCKED... HAHA
#14
Re:I'm getting a female roomate
Originally Posted by BLUEHATCH
---- man even if that biaaatch is FAT and ugly, you'll be like "no ------ way", one night you'll come home waisted and look at that bitch and be like "well maybe she's not THAT bad" and hit it, or she be like "OOOHHH, this is my chance, I got to take advantage of that drunk *****, it is now or never" and either way you'll get FUCKED... HAHA
dont get her pregnant
#16
Re:I'm getting a female roomate
I am taking bets!...
$20 if shes hot!
$20 is shes ugly!
whos in? I take visa, master-card, and checks...
I say shes hot! and if shes hot you gots to ---- her! and make a video which then will be sent to my home address where I will make millions of copies, and sell it on ebay then totaly ruin her future of what ever the ---- she wants to be and become rich from it....
***** w00t!... :P
$20 if shes hot!
$20 is shes ugly!
whos in? I take visa, master-card, and checks...
I say shes hot! and if shes hot you gots to ---- her! and make a video which then will be sent to my home address where I will make millions of copies, and sell it on ebay then totaly ruin her future of what ever the ---- she wants to be and become rich from it....
***** w00t!... :P
#20
Re:I'm getting a female roomate
Well tomorrow is D-Day. We should start a poll on weather she'll be hot or not.
Condoms or Dr. Boost's home made abortion kit would take care of any "accidents." And as for STD's, just watch out for bumps and discharges and you'll be fine.
I'll give you the hotness ratings or the "how many beer's till she's fuckable" rating tomorrow.
Condoms or Dr. Boost's home made abortion kit would take care of any "accidents." And as for STD's, just watch out for bumps and discharges and you'll be fine.
I'll give you the hotness ratings or the "how many beer's till she's fuckable" rating tomorrow.