kain

one time i was at an adulkt novalty store with my friend. and i was looking at the feather thingies they had. they had weird ---- like ****** in the shape of phists. then my friend runs upto me and starts whipping me with this whip. it looked like a whip. it had a buncha lil tringly plastic things and ---- and had a weird shapped handle. he started whipping me hard as hell and i was like dude WTF he was like nice whip huh?? i was like... thats a hors's taiol you dumb ***/ he was like.. whats that. i was like... the part your holding, goes in someones ***. and it make you look like a horse. he ran out of there screaming. lol.

HondaTuner

^ hahaha, is that the dumbass friend?

You scare me sometimes dude, I don't know whether to take you as serious or not :P

ZC4ME

That reminds me of an incident a couple of Xmas' ago. I was at a friends house and his girlfriend was being goofy and searching ebay for sex toys. All the sudden she was like OMFG, look at this!! We all look and it was a horse-tail butt-plug. She seemed really amazed and looked at it for several minutes before moving on. I had an instant idea since Xmas was only a few weeks from that point. On Xmas day we are all exchanging gifts, we had a couple for her, but we saved the "special" one for last. I finally handed her that gift and when she opened it, her jaw almost hit the floor, she was laughing, smiling , giggling, etc... Boy she was plain ol red in the face. I never asked my buddy if the "gift" ever got used. She is no longer a part of his life, but gawd dayum that was funny.

kain

im dead serious. he was whipping me hard as ---- too. i was like... you know what that is dont you? and i showed him the lable. it shpowed the suilouett of a mnan bending over like a horse and having the tail. nasty ---- imho.

falkhen

hey Be proud of your selves that you have a famly to go to that made food that you could eat.
or matter fact that you had loved ones you could spend this special occasion with.

I didn't
EAT ---- AND DIE MOTHER *******>>
bitch whine about how bad it was... ---- that..you had at least a good meal.


i had 4 hotdogs from 7-11 for Xmas dinner..
...!!!!

i wish i had some place i could go eat..
you know what im still happy..
peace... and merry Chrismas for all who could afford it.


falkhen

hotrex

wow dude you should pawn your computer and go eat at redlobster,

homo

falkhen

Hell no.. i love all 5 oF my computers and all 3 of my cars..lol (3.2ghz 64bit 1 gig ram(RAID), 2.8ghz 512ram(RAID),1.8ghz (RAID)no ram inop, 500mhz slota 396mg ram , Imac 96 megs, Amiga 2000 with 2mg chipram, 7mg board ram)

1980 datsun 200sx i have 2 of them 5 spd and 3spd auto
88 civic DX hatch( still doesn't run)

so what i had XMas Weniers..lol 7-11 style.. :P


falkhen

kain

i still bet i could make a **** thread to make your computer ---- itself. dont think i can? lets see who wants another 2000+ **** thread from the good ol **** king?

warric_k

for all of you pansies whining about shaving, buck up and get a straight razor. then learn how to use it.

it'll hurt for the first couple of times, and then once you figure out what you're doing, you'll stop gashing your face open and leaving chunks of hair.

seriously though, closest shave you can give yourself.

R-MAK

haha, i think kain's computer is the best on HMT. considering he owns everyone most of the time with his **** posts :P