*!* agentMurdoc's orgasmic adventure to PepBoys *!*
 

Hello boys and girls. I would like to take this opportunity to share with you the fantastic time I had on my field trip to the local PepBoys. Let us begin shall we.

Just walking up to the entrance I see... what!?
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That's right PepBoys sells scooters and go-carts

As I entered the establishment I turned to my left and what did I see?

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HOOD SCOOPS!!! And a lot of them too. If you don't think that hood scoop looks pimp on that Civic, try one of their four other styles.

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I must say, that Accord looks very McLaren

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Doesn't the gills/grills on the Focus just say grrrRRR!

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Now the scoops on this Focus and PT are suttle, but watch out now, the scoops really don't give any power gains!

Own a truck, don't worry your not left out, they have them for trucks too! Hmmm what affect would it have if you put these on a Honda Hybrid, it'll look super aggressive with Trans Am nostrils, you'll almost forget it was an electric car.
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I know, I know you guys are all thinking, HOW MUCH! HOW MUCH! Well my homo friends, these come at the low price of:
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That's it! So grab yourself a few of them. Stack em up, put em on the sides of your car, and on the trunk, well all know the trunk needs a cold air intake to be fast too. And if you really wanna be sleeper, put em on the inside of your car, they'll never no what hit em.


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Tweety's mad you didn't buy more hood scoops.


Being excited as I was, I had to go to their super cool non-ricer modification asile! And off I go....

As soon as I got there, I was trapped in a state of awe as I glared at the wall full of led/neon bullshit... I mean hop-ups. I was just pissing in my pants.
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And what led/neon section would be complete without an ALTEZZA SECTION!!! woot WOOT!!!
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And if thing couldn't get any better, WINGS!!! I believe I can fly...
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Yummy... shift boots... racing pedals... and steering wheels
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Guage pods... now what would my car be without guage pods, guage pods could be empty, but it'll look fast. I could always made paper guages.
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I personally picked up the carbon fiber looking one. Cause even though I am adding something to my car, having it look carbon fiber will automatically give me a weight reduction.

Now what car would be complete without a muffler, descions decsions, which one to choose?
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Wow PepBoys is really comin' up, catback exhausts? What?
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As I was leaving, I noticed that PepBoys are some very decorative people. I mean what "performance" asile would be complete without murals?
...wow... that's fast... all that burning rubber with no rear wheels!!!
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dAnGerOuS
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OH NO!!! They're gonna crash... oh wait it's just a picture. whew... intense picture, got me all caught up in the excitement.


I have left the "performance" asile with wet panties 'n all. And when they were finally starting to dry up I saw this...

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HUBCAP SPINNERS!!! ------' pimp ass ----!

And if those were too plain for you, they have some with a racey red backround... cyclone... oooOOO just it's name gives me the chills. They also have the oversize hubcaps, but I wanted the spinners.
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And if the cyclones weren't pimp enough for you, they had the baller edition spinners. For all you thugs that roll on 14"s on your escalade.
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And for all of ya'll that wanna keep it gangsta...
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And if all that wasn't enough bling for you, and you really wanna show off your high rollin' food stamp status, here ya go...
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That's right mutha fuckas lite up hubcap bitchs! I bought me the other 3, that's why there's only one box left. You better snag em fast.

If you are just a plain G like Stealthmode, they got hubcaps for you too bruh! So Stealth these hubcaps are for you!
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Black or gunmetal, your choice gangsta.

Walking through the store I saw a big blue bottle and I immediately thought... oh ---- they have BALLOONS!! So I ran over there, but I only saw this...
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Yeah a NOS bottle lookin' speaker tube. So if ya'll need something to back up your hood scoops, this is for you. I stil want my ------' balloon.

And what better way to finish off your car, but with a set of racing seats. YEAH!!! Cheap chinese knockoffs of Recaros 'n ----.
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And if you were just too broke to afford thoswe seats after buying all the cool stuff they had, they had these especially for you..
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Well that completes my feild trip... I had to go home and change my tampon because all that cool stuff made me soooo wet.

Hope you guys enjoyed agentMurdoc's orgasmic filled day at PepBoys.

-Murdoc


P.S. You bitches better have enjoyed this, cause I just wasted a mutha fucken hour typing this ---- and another hour uploading ----.

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Nice write-up!! lol.....oh ----, you better appreciate that it takes almost an hour to read that.

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Thanks, I've been working on it since 12, and just barely got finished. Appreciate this, I did it all on 56k!! :o

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Oh, damn!!! :o

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hmt member of the week award. i wonder what the 'pep boys' were thinking seing some mexican walking through there store taking pics of everything? they prolly thought you were staking it out for a heist :-\

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Thats an instant plus 2 hours

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:o is right!


:sniff: :sniff: In accepting this award, I would like to thank projekteg, because if it wasn't for him, I would have this invisible award in my hand to talk about. :P

Oh and I'm almost mexican, but I'm just a burnt lil asian. So whenever I see a pepboys employee scopin' me out, I just take my dark ass and hide in the shadows.

What's really funny is the customers. They would be all up in the asiles and I was snappin' away. Some would look at me wierd, some would look at me angry. I think some guy thought I was taking pics of his chunky wife. ??? All and all it was pretty fun.

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Throw up the pics of the chunky wife too!! ;D

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yeah, i hate taking pics of ---- in public because people look at you funny. there was a dead sea gull in the parking lot and i wanted to take a pic of it, but there were people every where and thought they would think i was sick. also people look at you funny when you're taking pics of riced out cars in the parking lot, if only they understood.

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Hah! Nice job man! I got a Pep Boys right up the road from me, and the inside looks exactly the same. It's actually pretty embarrasing for me to walk in there anymore ;D As for the cheep azz racing seats, I admit that I broke down and bought one (the all black one so as to not seem too noticable ::) )just cause i couldn't find any rex seats out here that aren't all ripped up. They're pretty comfy actually, and it took me almost an hour to cut off the "3A racing" bullshit ;D. *cringe* here it comes...i'm waiting for the "BANNED!" ;D

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tweetie looks pissed :o

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I'm glad we don't hve one of those stores here. :-\ That ---- makes me hate cars and the people who drive them. I witnessed somebody buying a set of those "Oversized" spinners. I was so embarassed for him. The sad part was he had his little brother with him and he looked so proud of his older brother. I'm sure he's going to grow up to be the same way. :-\
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That was some funny ---- dude! A nice way to start off my day. I hate going to pimp boys anymore, I won't even go in for oil or a filter, I'd rather pay more at NAPA or AutoZone.

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don't you guys have 'advance auto parts'? that's where i always go, i think they're the ----, even ------- auto zone is a little ricey, it's rediculous :P

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Holy crap, I've never seen anything like that before in my life. I mean yeah i saw the lil neon isle and autozone has that but no way do we have all that ----....

Damn...but to be honest how much are those black racing seats they dont look too bad. I woudlnt buy them but I am curious how cheap they really are.

Nice post, I enjoyed every pic lol

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why would you waste that much time doing that? I guess some of you enjoyed it. I thought it was lame but whatever

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douche, your getting weak, tell him he's an a fuckbag ass raper or something :'(

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thats the most stacked pep boys ive ever seen. here they dont have shi tlike thjat....then again, you guys are closer to mexico :P

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i thought it was funny :D
but i actually thought about buying those blue seats inthe middle :-\
i still like the way they looked. the only thing is i didn't want anyone
to see me walkin out of PEPBoys with them LOL
and two months later i get a better deal from someone anyway ;D

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lol im so glad i dont have a pep boys here lol

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im too lazy to read, where is that?...looks just like my pep boys

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someone was a BORED ----------ER! hah =) Good laughs though!

Im surprise the manager didnt chase you out the door for taking so many pics... Oh wait, you were in StealthMODE! ;)

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Damn, it is pretty stocked, in our area they are all mixed up and f'up.

I bought seat like those blue ones on ebay but red for my hatch, I paid $180+shipping. They are still in my room, kinda ashamed because they now sell them in pepboys :'(
but mine don't have a brand name stitched on them, just red, so I guess they look a little better.

Or maybe I should sell them to some ricers for double the price, I probably could get $400 for them.

That's funny though, I've been kicked out of pimpboys for less things

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those were some good pics, make me relize why i don't go there, at the pepboys around my area, as soon as the POS buy that junk, there out in the parking lot glueing and tapeing that ---- on ther rusted up geo's and escorts.Now thats funny

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---- man, I only wish we had that ---- up here in canada, The most ricey things people can buy up here are fat cans.

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mmmmmmm dubcaps

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OMG! That is the funniest ---- I've seen all day. Thank you for the virtual tour.

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o ---- murdoc that was funny. its wierd how every pepboys is exactly the same.

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Murdoc, you just love that new pic taker don't you? when you gona show us some home made porn?

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HAHAHAHA! That was the ----! That was sooo funny, you made my day! ;D

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The only Pep Boys we have around here is in a realy bad area. I go in there once in a while, but only in broad daylight. Even then everyone looks at me like "what the hell is white boy doing here". They can't have stuff like that in the store, it would get stolen in a minute.

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Murdoc that was verry amusing.

Spensor I hope you choke on your own dick!

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lol

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here in CT we have the pepboys, autozone, and advanced auto parts. Advanced isn't really ricey at all, autozone is getting kinda ricey, and pep boys is exactly how you pictured it. It ------- cracks me up every time I go in there. I'm hoping that the ricefest eventually evolves into a real peformance shop someday.

Very amusing, though!

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nice!

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cca thatta boy....also when are u gonna add my rex to your customer page! imsad you have not included me

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WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Those are hot! I can't wait to rock those. Even though the mental picture of Pep boys is still in my head from when I went last, that was a great write-up. Pretty much anything with pics these days is a good write-up to me.
And the seats. I'm actually gonna start selling chinese seats on my website. Better than that, I'm getting one! Yeah, just one. I couldn't figure out how I was going to mount the 5 harness with the crx seat. :D I may get it re-upholstered to actually have some kkkkkooooooooossssshhhh, but I might not. Whateva! 8)

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I go to the advance auto parts all the time. I always seem to need oil, oil filter, wire connections, or other stupid parts...

Well I went there, I was looking for a vac cap for the intake tube. I went in and asked the guy and I also wasn't sure the size, so I asked if I could try them on the car to see what fit. And he asked, "You got a cold air intake on that?", I am like, "sorta, I guess you could say that.. it kinda sucks though.. ::)"

We get out to my car and I open the hood, put the little piece on and hes like "dude, thats messed up cold air intake, that thing is huge :o " I nicely shut the hood and politely said, "yeah, I know, I can't figure it out myself.." and I got my vac cap and left... ::)

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OMFG that was HYSTERICLE!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE keep the write-ups coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I went to pepboys today to buy an engine hoist... and guess what..... those mother fuckers didnt have any... and neither did any surrounding stores.... i was ------- pissed... i mean i should have known... come on an engine hoist why the ---- would they waste valuable shelf space stocking an engine hoist when it can be used for scooters... and go-karts and LED's up the ass....

that store is starting to look like a fleamarket,,,,,,

I should have known better.....