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*!* agentMurdoc's orgasmic adventure to PepBoys *!*
Hello boys and girls. I would like to take this opportunity to share with you the fantastic time I had on my field trip to the local PepBoys. Let us begin shall we.
Just walking up to the entrance I see... what!? http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 100.jpg That's right PepBoys sells scooters and go-carts As I entered the establishment I turned to my left and what did I see? http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 071.jpg HOOD SCOOPS!!! And a lot of them too. If you don't think that hood scoop looks pimp on that Civic, try one of their four other styles. http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 072.jpg I must say, that Accord looks very McLaren http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 073.jpg Doesn't the gills/grills on the Focus just say grrrRRR! http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 074.jpg Now the scoops on this Focus and PT are suttle, but watch out now, the scoops really don't give any power gains! Own a truck, don't worry your not left out, they have them for trucks too! Hmmm what affect would it have if you put these on a Honda Hybrid, it'll look super aggressive with Trans Am nostrils, you'll almost forget it was an electric car. http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 076.jpg I know, I know you guys are all thinking, HOW MUCH! HOW MUCH! Well my homo friends, these come at the low price of: http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 075.jpg That's it! So grab yourself a few of them. Stack em up, put em on the sides of your car, and on the trunk, well all know the trunk needs a cold air intake to be fast too. And if you really wanna be sleeper, put em on the inside of your car, they'll never no what hit em. http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 078.jpg Tweety's mad you didn't buy more hood scoops. Being excited as I was, I had to go to their super cool non-ricer modification asile! And off I go.... As soon as I got there, I was trapped in a state of awe as I glared at the wall full of led/neon bullshit... I mean hop-ups. I was just pissing in my pants. http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 079.jpg And what led/neon section would be complete without an ALTEZZA SECTION!!! woot WOOT!!! http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 089.jpg And if thing couldn't get any better, WINGS!!! I believe I can fly... http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 081.jpg Yummy... shift boots... racing pedals... and steering wheels http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 094.jpg Guage pods... now what would my car be without guage pods, guage pods could be empty, but it'll look fast. I could always made paper guages. http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 095.jpg I personally picked up the carbon fiber looking one. Cause even though I am adding something to my car, having it look carbon fiber will automatically give me a weight reduction. Now what car would be complete without a muffler, descions decsions, which one to choose? http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 080.jpg Wow PepBoys is really comin' up, catback exhausts? What? http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 092.jpg http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 093.jpg As I was leaving, I noticed that PepBoys are some very decorative people. I mean what "performance" asile would be complete without murals? ...wow... that's fast... all that burning rubber with no rear wheels!!! http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 097.jpg dAnGerOuS http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 098.jpg OH NO!!! They're gonna crash... oh wait it's just a picture. whew... intense picture, got me all caught up in the excitement. I have left the "performance" asile with wet panties 'n all. And when they were finally starting to dry up I saw this... http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 082.jpg HUBCAP SPINNERS!!! ------' pimp ass ----! And if those were too plain for you, they have some with a racey red backround... cyclone... oooOOO just it's name gives me the chills. They also have the oversize hubcaps, but I wanted the spinners. http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 083.jpg And if the cyclones weren't pimp enough for you, they had the baller edition spinners. For all you thugs that roll on 14"s on your escalade. http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 086.jpg And for all of ya'll that wanna keep it gangsta... http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 084.jpg And if all that wasn't enough bling for you, and you really wanna show off your high rollin' food stamp status, here ya go... http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 085.jpg That's right mutha fuckas lite up hubcap bitchs! I bought me the other 3, that's why there's only one box left. You better snag em fast. If you are just a plain G like Stealthmode, they got hubcaps for you too bruh! So Stealth these hubcaps are for you! http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 087.jpg http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 088.jpg Black or gunmetal, your choice gangsta. Walking through the store I saw a big blue bottle and I immediately thought... oh ---- they have BALLOONS!! So I ran over there, but I only saw this... http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 090.jpg Yeah a NOS bottle lookin' speaker tube. So if ya'll need something to back up your hood scoops, this is for you. I stil want my ------' balloon. And what better way to finish off your car, but with a set of racing seats. YEAH!!! Cheap chinese knockoffs of Recaros 'n ----. http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 091.jpg And if you were just too broke to afford thoswe seats after buying all the cool stuff they had, they had these especially for you.. http://www.newbieforces.com/files/Casio Photos 096.jpg Well that completes my feild trip... I had to go home and change my tampon because all that cool stuff made me soooo wet. Hope you guys enjoyed agentMurdoc's orgasmic filled day at PepBoys. -Murdoc P.S. You bitches better have enjoyed this, cause I just wasted a mutha fucken hour typing this ---- and another hour uploading ----. |
Re:*!* agentMurdoc's orgasmic adventure to PepBoys *!*
Nice write-up!! lol.....oh ----, you better appreciate that it takes almost an hour to read that.
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Re:*!* agentMurdoc's orgasmic adventure to PepBoys *!*
Originally Posted by racerex
Nice write-up!! lol.....oh ----, you better appreciate that it takes almost an hour to read that.
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Re:*!* agentMurdoc's orgasmic adventure to PepBoys *!*
Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
Originally Posted by racerex
Nice write-up!! lol.....oh ----, you better appreciate that it takes almost an hour to read that.
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Re:*!* agentMurdoc's orgasmic adventure to PepBoys *!*
Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
Thanks, I've been working on it since 12, and just barely got finished. Appreciate this, I did it all on 56k!! :o
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Re:*!* agentMurdoc's orgasmic adventure to PepBoys *!*
Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
Originally Posted by racerex
Nice write-up!! lol.....oh ----, you better appreciate that it takes almost an hour to read that.
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Re:*!* agentMurdoc's orgasmic adventure to PepBoys *!*
Originally Posted by racerex
Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
Originally Posted by racerex
Nice write-up!! lol.....oh ----, you better appreciate that it takes almost an hour to read that.
Originally Posted by projekteg
Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
Thanks, I've been working on it since 12, and just barely got finished. Appreciate this, I did it all on 56k!! :o
Oh and I'm almost mexican, but I'm just a burnt lil asian. So whenever I see a pepboys employee scopin' me out, I just take my dark ass and hide in the shadows. What's really funny is the customers. They would be all up in the asiles and I was snappin' away. Some would look at me wierd, some would look at me angry. I think some guy thought I was taking pics of his chunky wife. ??? All and all it was pretty fun. |
Re:*!* agentMurdoc's orgasmic adventure to PepBoys *!*
Throw up the pics of the chunky wife too!! ;D
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Re:*!* agentMurdoc's orgasmic adventure to PepBoys *!*
yeah, i hate taking pics of ---- in public because people look at you funny. there was a dead sea gull in the parking lot and i wanted to take a pic of it, but there were people every where and thought they would think i was sick. also people look at you funny when you're taking pics of riced out cars in the parking lot, if only they understood.
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Re:*!* agentMurdoc's orgasmic adventure to PepBoys *!*
Hah! Nice job man! I got a Pep Boys right up the road from me, and the inside looks exactly the same. It's actually pretty embarrasing for me to walk in there anymore ;D As for the cheep azz racing seats, I admit that I broke down and bought one (the all black one so as to not seem too noticable ::) )just cause i couldn't find any rex seats out here that aren't all ripped up. They're pretty comfy actually, and it took me almost an hour to cut off the "3A racing" bullshit ;D. *cringe* here it comes...i'm waiting for the "BANNED!" ;D
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