What to do when you shart at work....
06-23-2006, 03:14 PM
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Re: What to do when you shart at work....
Talk to julio, he's got a few threads under his belt about it.
When it happened to me, I went to the *******, cleaned my *** and threw away my boxers. Course I was working at 12
0 am and had been there since 8 am the previous day. I didn't give a ---- by then, and there was only one other person there.
Worst feeling in the world right-the realization of what just took place.
When it happened to me, I went to the *******, cleaned my *** and threw away my boxers. Course I was working at 12
0 am and had been there since 8 am the previous day. I didn't give a ---- by then, and there was only one other person there.Worst feeling in the world right-the realization of what just took place.
06-23-2006, 04:00 PM
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Re: What to do when you shart at work....
I've never sharted at work, thank goodness.
Just tell the boss man you don't feel good and need to go home, stuff a roll of paper towels down your pants and get home as fast as possible, and take a nice long shower. lol
Just tell the boss man you don't feel good and need to go home, stuff a roll of paper towels down your pants and get home as fast as possible, and take a nice long shower. lol
06-23-2006, 04:16 PM
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Re: What to do when you shart at work....
Originally Posted by 2BG4HNDA
Um...i didnt say i did it, man that would be gross...
06-23-2006, 04:19 PM
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Re: What to do when you shart at work....
Originally Posted by stenseltizm
Talk to julio, he's got a few threads under his belt about it.
When it happened to me, I went to the *******, cleaned my *** and threw away my boxers. Course I was working at 120 am and had been there since 8 am the previous day. I didn't give a ---- by then, and there was only one other person there.
Worst feeling in the world right-the realization of what just took place.
When it happened to me, I went to the *******, cleaned my *** and threw away my boxers. Course I was working at 12
0 am and had been there since 8 am the previous day. I didn't give a ---- by then, and there was only one other person there.Worst feeling in the world right-the realization of what just took place.
06-23-2006, 04:21 PM
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Re: What to do when you shart at work....
Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
yea just be sure to grab paper towels and get them wet !!!! then head in to the stall and clean your *** as good as possible and toss the boxers. (hide them behind the toilet or something). then free ball it the rest of the day. and on your way out just incase you get a guy heading in there right after you just say. "carefull buddy looks like someone ---- in there boxers then hid them back there", "------- sick-oes" "whats this world coming too"
