Smith-02

thats why he missed monday and tuesday

spoon fed

You mean tuesday and wednesday

southwest2118

peter from family guy when he went to the ball game

BigD

I printed a fake doctors note saying I had a staph infection and got out of work for two weeks.

imburne

Tell them your anus got crushed last night. If they fire you then you can fight for your rights, *** boi.

NIGn0g

I never miss because I was drunk. You guys are -----

Last year, everytime I was drunk I went to bed at 2-3am, wake up at 4h45am, worked 9h, come back home, go to another job for another 9 hours. After that you don't feel good...

Anyway, all the jobs I got, we were 2 to work. So if I wasnt there, they were in a pretty bad situation. ---- all those restaurant job!

Jorsher

I've been to work puking my guts out many times, pussies. First time I did try to call in though...

I rarely, rarely call in sick. If I'm calling in sick, it's because of a substance and I usually try to go in anyway.

If you don't give a ---- about the job, just call them and tell them you're lazy and don't give a ---- about the job.

spoon fed

I'm having a hard time finding another job or i would say, ---- you, ---- you, you're cool and ---- you.

Cray91

I really don't see why you are trying to miss a third day in a row. What did you use for the first two days? If you used illness just extend that excuse.

Jorsher

Yeah really...you think they're going to believe that your car broke down one day, you got raped the second, and now you have a case of the one day avian herpes?