TurbodEG

Hey! Wanna play war? (replies)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the ---- outta me!

Is that a keg in your ***? Because I really want to tap that ***!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Nice shoes. Wanna ----?

lol

SpankedYA!

Wow, I thought Very Fine only came in a bottle!

Reddy

Scream and I'll kill you bitch.

Tom-Guy

No, it's, "Nice boots, wanna ----?" and I had a 65% success rate with that line on goth girls.

TurbodEG

bwahaha


sorry JD

SpankedYA!

What's black and blue, screams alot and doesn't like sex?













































The girl in my ------- trunk.

Not a pick up line but falls into Whitey's way of thinking.

accordepicenter

Are you good at math? (girl) YES?!
Good, lets go back to my place, subtract the clothes, add a bed, divide the legs and multiply

TurbodEG

lol thats pretty good

MikeJ-2009

Pick up lines don't work. The real key is letting a bitch know that you don't give a ---- about her. They love that ----.

accordepicenter

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!