idiot-stick

----...so I guess our date for Friday is off now huh? j/k man bong tokes is a cure-all

somedude56

heres what u need man: liter of makers mark (or fav. bourbon....im nota smoker), AND the other secret ingredient is skoal apple......i remember when i was sick one time thats all i did was dip skoal and drink on that makers.....it worked out great

FooK

if you die can i have some of your stuff? like cars and electronics?

Tom-Guy

Damn, your mom, sister, and all your good possessions have already been called. Well, I want dibs on the gf, if you don't date fat bitches, and you didn't develop a hankering for men while in the slammer.

hotrex

i think its the hiv setting in from all the unprotected ---- sex you had with the african alpha males when you were in that stint in jail.

Racintweek

well i am going to werk today, i need to figure out a way to stay high all day so i feel better

HondaTuner

Go to the hospital.