Hot New Neighbor Girl

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07-06-2006, 05:33 AM

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tonylst

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Re: Hot New Neighbor Girl

say "hey, you wanna get a pizza and ----?" then if she shoots you down say "what, you dont like pizza?" she might think its funny or ya just might get bitch slapped

07-06-2006, 06:12 PM

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Re: Hot New Neighbor Girl

This thread is still worthless without pics...why is it even still floating around?

07-07-2006, 12:23 AM

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Re: Hot New Neighbor Girl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis

When meeting a girl for the first time you want to do three things as quickly as possible:

1) Make her smile.
2) Make the first word out of her mouth be "Yes!"
3) Make her an offer she can't refuse.

You want to do these things because they set a precedent for how she reacts to you forever after. The solution to the problem is simple.

Offer her a watermelon Jolly Rancher.

LMFAO