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Old 03-04-2007, 03:36 AM
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getting caught by a cop at 2am with your girl in the backseat while both naked parked in a public park. that was pretty much instant limp.
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Old 03-04-2007, 01:52 PM
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being drunk and suddenly sobering up at 5 am to realize I'm pounding a heifer of a woman.

pounding a chick from behind and running my hand up her back to find out she's like a stegasaurus, spine sticking out like a malnourished ethiopian.

laughing too hard cause we just houdini'd the chick and she started queefing after a few minutes. also drunk.
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Old 03-04-2007, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by warrick
we just houdini'd the chick
WTF is that?
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Old 03-04-2007, 02:03 PM
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I'm guessing

*POOF*

and they were gone
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Old 03-04-2007, 02:57 PM
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GF puked on my **** once.

You know.. they can get over the gag reflex thing?

It's been about a year and a half.. and hundreds of ******** later... but she can swallow my **** now without any problems.

Just working on the end now.. (she swallows) She has issues with the jizz hitting the back of her throat... so she comes up with the gag reflex... but she goes right back to work sucking the rest out.. and then sucks me dry... God I love that.
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:46 PM
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GF puked on my **** once.

You know.. they can get over the gag reflex thing?

It's been about a year and a half.. and hundreds of ******** later... but she can swallow my **** now without any problems.

Just working on the end now.. (she swallows) She has issues with the jizz hitting the back of her throat... so she comes up with the gag reflex... but she goes right back to work sucking the rest out.. and then sucks me dry... God I love that.
What's her number?
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:59 PM
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WTF is that?
where you switch places. he was doing her from behind, I strolled in with a camera and started recording, then he pulled out and I smashed in.
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Old 03-04-2007, 04:09 PM
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where you switch places. he was doing her from behind, I strolled in with a camera and started recording, then he pulled out and I smashed in.
That's kinda gross.
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Old 03-04-2007, 04:16 PM
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it was hilarious, and who cares. she was drunk, blonde, slim and 18.

it's not like I was jerking him off while ramming her, cause THAT would be gross.

he took off and had sex with another chick that I had just pounded.
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Old 03-04-2007, 04:45 PM
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Any of you guys ever been tested? I'm just not sure how comfortable I would be slapping my nuts on some chcik that my buddy was just slapping his nuts on. Do you guys share used underwear, too? :P
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