For Sale: GIANT 3-Foot WING!! Dyno charts INSIDE!!
 

Up for sale today on housemade turbo is a giant three foot wing!! I have a dyno sheet proving it's HP increase check it out:

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...6/fa8ad6f6.jpg
This is a REAL dynochart with ACCURATE details about the HP increase.

This wing increases how many chicks you have sex with too. Also available for sale, but not listed it: (1) Pony-like horse from a merry-go-round, an actual loin cloth wore by tarzan, and 3 lbs of hash!! PM me for more info. :D - Matt

Re:For Sale: GIANT 3-Foot WING!! Dyno charts INSIDE!!
 

I'll give you $150 for the wing, as long as it is aluminum-colored plastic.

Re:For Sale: GIANT 3-Foot WING!! Dyno charts INSIDE!!
 

err ... sorry. Looking to get a little more than that. I mean, if you think about it, it's a little low-ball for a 500 HP increase. :-\ I'll let you know. And by the way, it is plastic PAINTED like aluminum. Weight reduction is the name of the game. ;) - Matt

Re:For Sale: GIANT 3-Foot WING!! Dyno charts INSIDE!!
 

nooo!! i wanted it with a cherry stain! damnit painted!

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lol, I love the dynochart...


trade you my bodykit and vinyl graphics

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Okay okay .... Here's what I'll do: I will make 40-50 (becasue with the cheap ass price tag of $400 US I'm sure I can sell them all) And I can Powder coat them Andonized pink and red and green. So ... how many can I put you down for Onyx? ;) - Matt

PS, no trades (pure cash to fund my meth lab). Thanks!
And rememeber, those are AUTHENTIC dynocharts. :)

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Is it JDM? If its JDM, I will buy it yesterday!

<fingers crossed>Please say its JDM. Please say its JDM.</fingers crossed>

;D

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I'll vouch!!! I already bought one and my car is so damn fast I was able to travel back in time and become a millionaire!!! I have girls all over my jock cause of this thing. Its a miracle!!! I'm ordering 10 more to put on every panel of my car. I'm planning a trip to Mars here soon!!

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HAHAHAHahahhahahhhhhhahahahah!!!!!!111oneoneoneone

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lmao i dont i want pink persay, how about lime green? you KNOW i have the cash coming out my ass lmao BTW im making cams out of broom handles. tehy work great! good for 15k RPM!

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Hey wait about us 5th gen hb guys What are you gonna do for us. Dont get me wrong your wing will look good on my roof but i dont think i will get the increase these guys will get and thats just now fair.

Hey I need a set of them stick cams also. Anyone making rubber clutches yet? If not i think i will make them
;D

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i will vouch also, this thing is the real deal. i had to get stiffer rear shocks after i put mine on because the downforce was making my 15 inch fart can drag. onyx and i are collaborating a complete valve train he's designing the broom handle cams as we speak using paint shop. i'm in the r&d phase of my mini slinky race springs, tooth pick with penny super glued on top valves, and fruit loop retainers, like onyx stated this complete valve train is good to 15k.

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Thanks for the vouches. Xplocivic, I got your paypal for 16 more, shipped out on Saturday. :D I too am moving in to the engine components department myself ..... look for Intak Manifolds made from aluminum foil ... less weight! Just as shiny. - Matt

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where you located? what you want for the hash?? lol

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too late, this was two days ago, he smoked it all ;)

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No hash? Damn...

Looks like we could be the dream team of performance parts... You add on my fully synthetic blinker fluid and you'll drop another 100lbs and automatically pull 1.8 Gs on the skidpad. All you have to do is turn on the blinker in the direction you're going and your car will go that way. Put on your hazards to drop another 4 seconds on the 1/4 mile. Guaranteed!!!

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Does it come in plum-crazy purple?

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No, but it comes in 'plumb crazy purple'. ;)

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great buy...free bump for such a deal.


i got two on my car, and i have no traction in all gears, my car is so fast it is basically useless.

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Agreed! BUMP for new price!! $650 shipped (I'll eat $400 on shipping, you know how it is. - Matt

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ok im gonna need some of the fruit loops and some of the toothpicks with them fansy pennies and i think you guys should come out with crankshafts made from 2x4's i think that will bring the weight down a lot and decrease your stroke time oh and are the toothpicks colored or not? please get back to me asap oh and smokey ill take 50 catrillion of those wings im gonna start a business using these baby's and we'll see how my company takes off im confident ill take all the racing business in my area. peace -mike