What a pile of fail day. What's everyone getting their bitch/wife/****/significant other?

 

Same thing I got her last year.

Today sucks. I want friday the 13th back.

 

I got the wife nothing this year. I'm pretty sure its an unsaid understanding this year. And if not, it sucks for her, because i'm sking for the weekend.

 

didn't get her anything.
however we are going around to pawn shops and searching CL for a guitar amp for me.
saw a drum set on CL yesterday, i've wanted a drum set for decades. the guy already sold them though.

 

i got a hella blow job and did bust in here mouth and thats present enough..

 

is she a swallower??(sorry it had to be asked)

 

absolutely nothing.
hit up a high school flame online with gorgeous fake ******* who's been single too long not to accept any invitation for any valentines day event.

dinner and a ---- to follow later tonight.


so much effort to get laid on V day...

 

I just gave her a big load of jizz, later we're going to a fancy restaurant for dinner then a movie

 

I got my wife some ***** but she didn't like her present

 

How many kids do you have, again? She might view that thing as a deadly weapon. :P